🥧 asgrim 🇺🇦
@asgrim.dev
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I want to help you write high quality applications with AWS Infinidash. Work with @Roave.com & @thephpf.bsky.social. Author of 🥧 PIE (PHP Installer for Extensions). Speaker. Yorkshire Tea. Life is great, isn't it? #rust #php #c #java
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Hey folks 👋 , I'm available to hire!

💼 Part time, ~4h/day
⏳ Happy to work remote EU/UK/US
✅ I am a software team leader, Java/PHP/Rust/C/etc
🧑‍💼 Experience in avionics/finance/insurance/education/gov

If you would like to talk more and see how I can help your team succeed, DM me and lets chat! 💬
asgrim.dev
No, I told them it should be a reply on the list for transparency. But TLDR, PEAR is mostly not to do with PHP, apart from the domain name, so the consensus was that the RFC process wasn't the correct way to tackle this particular thing.
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RFC is withdrawn. Apparently I opened a real can of worms there. But I agree with you 😭
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Are you coming to @afup.org Forum PHP this week? We've got a community channel for #afup #forum attendees on the @roave.com Discord - join us on discord.gg/roave and ping me to get access! ❤️ #phpc #php #phpcommunity #community #tech #afupforum2025
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Looking forward to @longhornphp.com in just under 3 weeks, I'm going to be talking about 🥧 PIE of course, but I hope to see some of you there. If we're friends, let me know and I can get you a discount :) longhornphp.com ❤️ #php #phpcommunity #phpconferences #phpc #texas #tech #austin #siliconhills
Longhorn PHP
Longhorn PHP is a 3-day conference in Austin, TX to help PHP and other web developers level up their craft and connect with the larger PHP community.
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Not just me! Lots of people have helped, some behind the scenes. The feedback, direction and teething issue brainstorming from you and others has been invaluable :)
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PIE (the new extension installer in PHP) really is a game changer. I mean so is the entire PHP Foundation by extension (pun intended).
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It hasn't affected MY insurance premiums?? If anything it's gone up. I'm dead against 20mph limits because of this.
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A huge thanks to our Platinum sponsor Roave!

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Something very exciting I've been working on in PIE 🥧 and got a proof of concept working tonight. Looking forward to being able to reveal more soon 🤐 #phppie #thePHPF #php #phpc
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Fuck yes my dude!

See you at Longhorns please? 🥺
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Roave @roave.com · Sep 5
The next Roavers Discuss will be October 2nd - come and join us!

The Roave Discord community hosts a monthly fireside chat, just a get together and talk about anything that takes our fancy.

discord.gg/roave?event=...

#phpc #community #tech
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Symfony @symfony.com · Aug 28
🙌 Remembering Ryan Weaver: Teacher, Core Team Member, Friend
➡️ https://symfony.com/blog/remembering-ryan-weaver-teacher-core-team-member-friend
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How much does a tree cost to plant?

- 50-90p for the sapling
- 120p for the deer guard
- 140p for the wooden stake
- 80p for a mulch matt
- 30p to plant if using contractors
- 20p for 20% failures

That’s £5.20

We charge £3 because we’re so behind we need help.

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Roave @roave.com · Aug 4
Oh, hello 👋😁
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We're having a fireside community chat on our Roave Discord this week on Thursday, 1900 BST/2000 CEST/1400 ET/1100 PT - feel free to join us! discord.gg/roave?event=...
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The Online Safety Act (law passed in UK in 2023) has come into effect, requiring "adult content" to be age gated. Notably, pornographic websites, but also affecting other things like Bluesky DMs, Discord ("18+" channels), Reddit, and other things. Next up: UK gov want a backdoor in encryption 🤣😭
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Fuck the #OnlineSafetyAct - looks like I can't use DMs on @bsky.app any more. Fuck @ukparliament.parliament.uk for this authoritarian dystopian bullshit.
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The Online Safety Act is terrible for privacy. This is not just about pornography, it has wide over-reach into all our digital lives. It is authoritarian, and literally embodies parts of an Orwellian 1984 - except this is reality, not just a dystopian novel.

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/72...
Petition: Repeal the Online Safety Act
We want the Government to repeal the Online Safety act.
petition.parliament.uk
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Yeah I only use `T|null` (never `?T`), but `null|T` is a bit weird IMO; reads better to have the happy path (T) before the unhappy path (null)
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UK folks should sign this petition (which I know never makes a difference, because why would the government actually listen to people?) but worth a shot. Starting to see effects of this roll out and it's making me angry 🙄

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/72...

#OSA #OnlineSafetyAct #UK #UKPolitics
Petition: Repeal the Online Safety Act
We want the Government to repeal the Online Safety act.
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Does your org use Zend Framework/Laminas? Did you hear it is retiring? I can help upgrade your project to use Mezzio, the modern, lightweight, middleware-based framework. As a member of the Laminas Technical Steering Committee, I am uniquely placed to help you upgrade, so get in touch today! 😀
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🥧 I've been a little quiet recently, been working on a new feature to make some of the "bundled" PHP exts available in PIE. The POC is working, but needs polishing. There are potential pitfalls though, such as extensions getting out of sync with your PHP version! #phppie #thephpfoundation #pie #phpc