Height buddies!

At least it's effective, I guess!

The real reason that they tell you not to stare into the Abyss isn't because of the reflection within yourself, it's because she's shy.

Oye, inyalowda! Dat blue shit is already here!

If my doctor gave me cough syrup for tuberculosis, I'd call them a pretty fucking useless doctor. But respond to crime by tightening punishment, and suddenly that's a fantastic response and what we need to be doing?

Stop treating symptoms! Treat the disease! Make people not *need* to do crime!

Shake the treat container.

Which Linux :o

Dissociate so hard you leave this plane of reality and escape Samsara

Deskdog!

Ideally without the aesthetic awkwardness of tacking an ampersand onto the end. Although if you're not so sensitive to such as we are, that *is* an option.

Got any good flat fucks to share today? I know it's out of season, but there's never a bad time to share a flat fuck.

I dunno, there's plenty of guile going on there. What a scruffy pup!

This is not how to win voters, Chippies.

Clearly you gotta step up your fucking game, motherfucker. Go to somebody you love and lovingly whisper "cunt" in their ear.

Except, you know, as a post.

Me and my dad's greyhounds tbh. Should see them going nuts when I arrive.

Getting angry when others try to take you to task for war crimes.