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amor y cohetes
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im counting my blessings and days, both of which are numbered

- the morose mathematician
December 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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Skeb リクエストありがとうございました!
December 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM
its so funny to get people being like "yet another live action adaptation that devalues animation as an artform... this is just like the live action little mermaid" like it's not a kore-eda movie. I sympathize with the sentiment but you don't know what you're talking about.
"Look Back" live-action film is coming in 2026.
Directed by Hirokazu Kore-eda.
shonenjumpplus.com/episode/1710...
December 3, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Happy birthday Falin 🪽
December 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
people won't like to hear it but fictional characters cheating on their spouses/partners makes them more interesting, more entertaining, and overall better in every conceivable way
December 2, 2025 at 1:22 PM
WE OFFERED 1000 PHYSICIANS A MILLION DOLLARS IF THEY CAN HEAL THYSELVES
December 2, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I'd like to apologize to my audience for the earlier "skibidi Biden" riffs I tweeted out. I understand now that it is not cool to make fun of a Colbert bit on account of the circumstances, and also that Joe Biden is not president anymore. I am listening to the feedback, and I am growing as a person.
December 2, 2025 at 1:17 PM
this went triple platinum for 14 year old ed back in the day. one of those things.
December 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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it’s a good day because we get to watch the timberwolves play basketball. #gowolves #dawolves #awooo
November 29, 2025 at 2:29 PM
spongebob big guy pants ok
November 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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YODA: people hurt, hurt people.
November 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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steal this look
November 13, 2025 at 3:29 PM
hearing the opening 25-second-long Kyousougiga track that plays over the narration at the start of every episode and getting uncontrollably emotional
November 28, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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nursery
November 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Juan Carlos Bodoque: Alright, from here on in, it's One Minute After Another
November 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Trying to convince some people that Bowen Yang isn't in Wicked 2 because he was killed at the end of the first one.
November 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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蘇生
July 29, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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🐈‍⬛
September 19, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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revolution
February 21, 2024 at 1:55 AM
finally finished land of the lustrous... Jesus Christ
November 22, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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bro your tweets haven't been as good since you died and your wife started impersonating you
October 4, 2024 at 1:18 PM
does anyone want to teach me mahjong
does anyone want to teach me mahjong
November 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Just ate a really big raisin #bigraisin
November 20, 2025 at 3:16 PM
"Potential man" is a fantastic meme that is properly used, at best, 10% of the time. Too wordy of a format for most folks to copy it generally. Just how it goes sometimes with history's great ideas. It's a shame, but what can you do.
November 19, 2025 at 9:19 PM
current year. blackcurrant. field mice tweeting about how eagles still have whatever behavior in "blackcurrant year". this tweet is still being workshopped, please ignore and come back to it later.
November 19, 2025 at 1:47 PM