Kyle
@assf.art
Milwaukee
cybersec, embedded/IOT, reverse engineering, and whatever else I feel like working on
some pictures I've taken that look okay: pics.assf.art (they're not of my ass)
he/him
cybersec, embedded/IOT, reverse engineering, and whatever else I feel like working on
some pictures I've taken that look okay: pics.assf.art (they're not of my ass)
he/him
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Also I run an SMS service where you can text a number to post on Bluesky. To register, send an SMS to +1 414-432-4321 with the message: register bsky.social handle> bsky.social app password>. Then, you can send an SMS to that same number at any time in order to post on Bluesky!
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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Love Discord being like "bro you didnt complete any quests this year" yeah man I dont know what those are and I'm working really hard not to have to learn
December 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Love Discord being like "bro you didnt complete any quests this year" yeah man I dont know what those are and I'm working really hard not to have to learn
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the more I learn about cryptography the more I think Alice and Bob should probably just talk in person
November 23, 2024 at 12:27 AM
the more I learn about cryptography the more I think Alice and Bob should probably just talk in person
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Every day I type a post into the little post writing box here and then I erase it. Then I see more news and I type it again and erase it. I wish I could tell you what it was, but here's the great news... you already know!
November 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Every day I type a post into the little post writing box here and then I erase it. Then I see more news and I type it again and erase it. I wish I could tell you what it was, but here's the great news... you already know!
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Rep. Ilhan Omar: "I hope he gets the help he needs. It sounds like he's trying to deflect from the failures that he's had as president ... he's fought to be the head of the pedophile protection party."
December 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Rep. Ilhan Omar: "I hope he gets the help he needs. It sounds like he's trying to deflect from the failures that he's had as president ... he's fought to be the head of the pedophile protection party."
I wonder if I should take any meaning from a 43% command failure rate. I guess I could say my commands are very experimental 🤔 @atuin.sh
![screenshot of my terminal showing the output of the command `atuin wrapped` which reads:
```
╭────────────────────────────────────╮
│ ATUIN WRAPPED 2025 │
│ Your Year in Shell History │
╰────────────────────────────────────╯
🎉 In 2025, you typed 29965 commands!
That's ~82 commands every day
Your Top Commands:
[▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮] 2692 ls
[▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ ] 2355 cd
[▮▮▮▮ ] 1263 ssh
[▮▮▮ ] 844 nano
[▮▮ ] 764 python
[▮▮ ] 758 python3
[▮▮ ] 742 uv
[▮▮ ] 722 pio
[▮▮ ] 646 tailscale
[▮▮ ] 623 curl
Total commands: 29965
Unique commands: 11304
🚀 You're a Navigator! 16.8% of your time was spent navigating directories
📚 Command Vocabulary: You know 11304 unique commands
📦 Package Management: You ran 2156 package-related commands
🚨 Error Analysis: Your commands failed 43.3% of the time
🔍 Command Evolution:
Top Commands in the first half of 2025:
ls (1439 times)
cd (1307 times)
sudo (1111 times)
Top Commands in the second half of 2025:
sudo (1325 times)
ls (1245 times)
cd (1048 times)
New favorites in the second half:
uv (693 times)
ssh (650 times)
🕘 Most Productive Hour: 20:00 (3172 commands)
```](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:os4uvzzv76z34z6qhgylfnqm/bafkreidjukg4vqefgss5nxnv5v2wip656pk5d7cze2ut6fbcjg7ybdvl5e@jpeg)
December 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I wonder if I should take any meaning from a 43% command failure rate. I guess I could say my commands are very experimental 🤔 @atuin.sh
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gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
November 16, 2023 at 12:56 AM
gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
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i wanted a list of artists with the last name wilson, except robert, martha, fred, letha. so i was like "fine, this is a chatgpt usecase." this motherfucker was like "🤓 your distaste of the obvious is duly noted good sir." they could save the fucking planet by removing the "sucking you off" feature.
December 1, 2025 at 5:19 PM
i wanted a list of artists with the last name wilson, except robert, martha, fred, letha. so i was like "fine, this is a chatgpt usecase." this motherfucker was like "🤓 your distaste of the obvious is duly noted good sir." they could save the fucking planet by removing the "sucking you off" feature.
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Very easily. Every person in there is miserable and doing an impression of what they think is a cool and self-actualized person looks like. It must feel like being surrounded by ghosts
November 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Very easily. Every person in there is miserable and doing an impression of what they think is a cool and self-actualized person looks like. It must feel like being surrounded by ghosts
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late night conversations hit different in one of these
November 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
late night conversations hit different in one of these
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some people on social media just love to let everyone know when they don't know who someone is. ok, well... we can all tell you have an internet connection so why are you involving us
November 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
some people on social media just love to let everyone know when they don't know who someone is. ok, well... we can all tell you have an internet connection so why are you involving us
Crazy Frog playing in the background absolutely makes this video
The scene now at Lafayette and Howard, diagonal to the ICE garage which activists remain camped out in front of on both sides of the building.
November 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Crazy Frog playing in the background absolutely makes this video
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For software developers: there's currently a highly sophisticated hacking group targeting developers with backdoored coding skills tests. They typically take the form of large source codes specific to your skillset. Please email any suspicious code to me on: [email protected]
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November 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
For software developers: there's currently a highly sophisticated hacking group targeting developers with backdoored coding skills tests. They typically take the form of large source codes specific to your skillset. Please email any suspicious code to me on: [email protected]
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It's giving
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
It's giving
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the whole video is pathetic but be sure check out what he says at ~1:32 about the way he predicts phones will work in the future. it's the dumbest thing i've ever heard
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
the whole video is pathetic but be sure check out what he says at ~1:32 about the way he predicts phones will work in the future. it's the dumbest thing i've ever heard
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"writing code to solve a problem" used to have "understanding the problem" as a prerequisite. but vibecoding allows solution-shaped objects to be produced without any of the hard-won understanding. beware of solution-shaped objects.
November 24, 2025 at 12:16 PM
"writing code to solve a problem" used to have "understanding the problem" as a prerequisite. but vibecoding allows solution-shaped objects to be produced without any of the hard-won understanding. beware of solution-shaped objects.
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very occasionally in fleeting moments I think I could be a politician (i would never want to do this; you have to go to too much shit) but if i were asked a question this dumb a third as often as Mamdani is I'd be doing the Tim Heidecker "SHUT THE FUCK UP" thing on national tv
WELKER: What is your message to Jewish New Yorkers who feel you won't be tough enough in your response to antisemitism?
MAMDANI: That I am looking forward to being the next mayor and fulfilling the commitment I've made to Jewish New Yorkers to not only protect them but to celebrate and cherish them
MAMDANI: That I am looking forward to being the next mayor and fulfilling the commitment I've made to Jewish New Yorkers to not only protect them but to celebrate and cherish them
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
very occasionally in fleeting moments I think I could be a politician (i would never want to do this; you have to go to too much shit) but if i were asked a question this dumb a third as often as Mamdani is I'd be doing the Tim Heidecker "SHUT THE FUCK UP" thing on national tv
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In an effort to get more young people to sign up for his newsletter, Ryan Lizza has changed his named to Ryan Lizzo and his next substack post will be titled “just took a DNA test found out I was 100% cheated on with Robert Fitzgerald Kennedy”
November 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
In an effort to get more young people to sign up for his newsletter, Ryan Lizza has changed his named to Ryan Lizzo and his next substack post will be titled “just took a DNA test found out I was 100% cheated on with Robert Fitzgerald Kennedy”
Gonna do a thread with the entire Trump/Zohran meeting. You can alternatively watch it here (unless it gets copyright striked) www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn9H... (1/11)
November 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Gonna do a thread with the entire Trump/Zohran meeting. You can alternatively watch it here (unless it gets copyright striked) www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn9H... (1/11)
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With Xbox you can turn the worst operating system into the worst console or handheld. And that's a good thing. And you only have to support a genocide in the process. Also, you no longer need to use your mouse, far and away the fastest and most efficient human interface device ever created.
November 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
With Xbox you can turn the worst operating system into the worst console or handheld. And that's a good thing. And you only have to support a genocide in the process. Also, you no longer need to use your mouse, far and away the fastest and most efficient human interface device ever created.
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it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia
September 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia