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John Wise
@astroahura.bsky.social
Astrophysics prof, CRA director, and proud alum of Georgia Tech. Fast cars and fast computers. ATLien and Southerner. Rotorhead and runner. Hapa.
Software pet peeve: wasting characters and computation by doing 1.4*10**5 instead of 1.4e5
February 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Congratulations to Elizabeth Mone, who just submitted her ApJ paper on massive black hole formation! She is one of the top undergrad researchers I've mentored in my 13 years as faculty. She's applying to astro grad schools this year, so be on the lookout for her application! arxiv.org/abs/2412.08829
December 13, 2024 at 1:09 PM
Reposted by John Wise
Had a great time at last night's cosmology Asimov Debate at the American Museum of Natural History, featuring @astroahura.bsky.social and @mbkplus.bsky.social along with non-Blueskies Wendy Freedman, Priya Natarajan, and Rachel Somerville. A few thoughts...
www.amnh.org/calendar/asi... 🔭🧪
March 20, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Reposted by John Wise
Had fun talking about #JWST and its implications for cosmology and galaxy formation at the American Museum of Natural History with @neildegrassetyson.com, @astroahura.bsky.social, Wendy Freedman, Priya Natarajan, and Rachel Somerville. There have been some real surprises and we’ve learned a lot! 🧪
March 20, 2024 at 2:35 PM
Nerd alert: Excited that I can run Arch Linux instead of Ubuntu on Windows. I ❤️ the bleeding edge

Don't worry- I still dual boot
December 2, 2023 at 2:23 AM
Bluesky with a partial covering factor 🤩
November 9, 2023 at 3:03 PM
Is it okay to put this in the acknowledgements?

We thank the anonymous referee for insightful comments that helped improve the paper but not for being an ass.

Asking for a friend 🙃
October 12, 2023 at 1:21 PM
Jesus Christ, Phil, you're on FIRE. Masterpieces every week!

Feels like my postdoc days again when he was publishing several papers a year and we were on the job market together. All is cool now since I've given up writing first author papers 🙃
October 11, 2023 at 10:43 PM
I love having a small car squeezing into spaces where your typical car / SUV can't
October 4, 2023 at 10:13 PM
Reposted by John Wise
Hey abstract submission is now open for our conference Massive Black Holes in the First Billion Years! Deadline is 17 November to submit! 🔭

forms.gle/791VW1SBLjwE...

For more info (to be updated shortly with invited speakers):

www.ucc.ie/en/physics/m...
Massive Black Holes in the First Billion Years Contributed Presentation Submission Form
Abstract submission for Massive Black Holes in the First Billion Years taking place in Kinsale, Co. Cork, Ireland 29 April - 3 May 2024. Please complete by 17 November 2023. The size of this meeting w...
forms.gle
October 3, 2023 at 3:37 PM
Math team nerd
I can’t imagine any Bsky early adopter was cool in high school, so what kind of loser were you?
October 1, 2023 at 4:46 AM
Our paper on comparing our high-z simulated galaxies to JWST galaxies has been published! It was led by Joe McCaffrey (Maynooth) with the help GT student Samantha Hardin, John Regan, and myself
September 28, 2023 at 4:24 PM
So I'm playing more Starfield than working these days and look what I saw a few nights ago! WTF is a LIGO sensitivity curve doing there? It's like work is taunting me
September 28, 2023 at 12:52 AM
Who's with me?
theorist > theoretician
September 28, 2023 at 12:23 AM
Look what came in the mail today! I can't wait to see what @sciencevivi.bsky.social can teach me. I teach grad computational physics every spring, so it'll be a great resource for my ML module
September 25, 2023 at 9:30 PM
Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now:

- landscaper
- Subway
- barista
- supermarket cashier
- web developer
- car mechanic
- UPS truck loader
- car stereo eBay reseller
Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now:

- movie theatre crew
- library runner
- music library staff
- balloon animal bar artist
- sailboat laminator
- VistaCorps volunteer (not profit administration)
- temple youth group coordinator
- summer camp session head
Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now:

-Carhop at Italian Drive-In
-Costumed 1830’s guide
-Wedding Photographer
-Blackjack Dealer
-Poker Player
-Nanny
-Camp Counselor
-Exhibition Designer
-Community Organizer
-Ghost Tweeter for Politicians
September 24, 2023 at 4:51 PM
It's a joy to be back at KIPAC for their 20th Anniversary Conference, seeing many old faces and hearing about all the exciting science that KIPAC has enabled. Time flies, it's been 16 years since my PhD! Here I am with my advisor Tom Abel and the wonderful Martha Siegel. kipac.stanford.edu/kipac20
September 13, 2023 at 3:00 PM
Things you see in the Bay Area. Cybertruck's still ugly in person as in the pictures
September 11, 2023 at 8:12 PM
No stickers for me. I like the clean minimalist look
September 7, 2023 at 12:03 AM
Yay?
Took 12 years including no travel during the pandemic
September 6, 2023 at 4:38 PM
Upgrading the gaming PC for Starfield! It needed a refresh anyways

Old(2017): Ryzen 1700X (8-core), 16GB RAM, GTX TITAN
New: Ryzen 7800X3D, 32GB, RTX 4060Ti
September 5, 2023 at 1:20 AM
Reposted by John Wise
Very happy to have Prof. John Wise from Georgia Tech. visiting us today at Tsinghua and walking us through the birth of the first stars, galaxies, & MBH using simulations.

Visiting Beijing during the summer takes real courage, but the fall is really nice! Highly recommended!
August 16, 2023 at 11:05 AM
Intermittent fasting? 🙄 More like skipping breakfast and calling it a revolutionary diet
May 27, 2023 at 10:38 PM
ZS is at it again trying to get me to delete my tweet (2nd photo shows the deleted quoted tweet). He's already filed ethics complaints and emailed my chair and dean 🙄 I had just ignored him.

But in his latest attempt he's using a student as a pawn, and I don't want to hurt them.
May 16, 2023 at 12:16 AM
Grades submitted hello summer! 🥳
May 6, 2023 at 4:50 PM