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Uncle Tifa
@astronautbread.bsky.social
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Progressive Detroiter and MSU Spartan grad. Enjoys Detroit sports, old Marvel comics, and listening to depressing/angry classic punk rock and alternative music. But nothing matters anymore.
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If only Senate Democrats fought as hard as the Detroit Pistons
An advanced utopian future society with flying cars and clean air
November 11, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Today, the best album gets spun on the turntable. Coincidence or not, my vote is automatic.
Records! Featuring The Jesus and Mary Chain, Automatic, on vinyl
October 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Happy October to all who observe
Distracted boyfriend meme. A woman in red shirt represents PUMPKIN BEER, distracting the "me on October 1st" boyfriend who has lost interest in an annoyed woman in light blue shirt standing in for IPA
October 1, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Move over "80's Night" puffer. Tiger fans have a new favorite Vest!
#DetroitTigers
Detroit Tigers 80's themed puffer vest from a special ticket for their September 5, 2025 home game against the Chicago White Sox. Black and teal with yellow and magenta stripes, and a white Olde English D on the back
September 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Iggy guest-starred in that episode, but he should headline the eventual State funeral.
Powerful, punk rock energy from a leader only 1 year younger than the thing in the casket. "Lust for Life" would hit so hard.
Iggy Pop, in full alien makeup as a vorta, absolutely owning a terrific episode of the wonderful Deep Space Nine
August 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Cartoon of an ugly man wearing an apron and bow tie, standing behind his bar and cleaning a beer mug. He says, "Where you been, Homer? Entire Commonwealth's gay. Aerospace, too. And the railroads."
July 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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My Fantastic Four
Screech, Zach, Slater, and Kelly
July 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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I've been seeing a bunch of you lousy kids talking about today being Star Wars Day. I don't get it. Any day is Star Wars Day if you don't have shit to do. Always has been since 1977.
A happy child with a bowl cut wearing overalls holds a Chewbacca stuffed animal in the late 1970s. 47 years later, he will still have it.
May 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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if u see this
post your getaway vehicle
A LUNATIC BILLIONAIRE SHOWING HIS ASSISTANT THE NEW PLANE HE DESIGNED. HE CALLS IT THE SPRUCE MOOSE, AND IT WILL CARRY 200 PASSENGERS FROM NEW YORK'S IDLEWILD AIRPORT TO THE BELGIAN CONGO IN 17 MINUTES. IT IS NOT A MODEL.
May 3, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Sex Vampires?
A mob of cartoon characters featuring a clown asking "SEX VAMPIRES? I THOUGHT THEY CLOSED THAT PLACE DOWN."
April 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Michigan State brought its army down south and took care of business against Mississippi. #GoGreen
Goose Chasing Guy meme. Goose says "Rebels?" Then chases puffer jacket guy saying "Rebels against what?!??" Implying Michigan State University's basketball opponent was actually the Confederacy and White Supremacy all along. Hash tag Go Green
March 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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We need more "Check Your Head" license plates in the gift shop.
I repeat, we are sold out of CHECK YOUR HEAD license plates.
Meme of confused man and disgusted mother in a gift shop from a classic episode of The Simpsons, Itchy & Scratchy Land
March 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Michigan State basketball coach Tom Izzo talks to the crowd during midnight madness festivities Friday, Oct. 17, 2008, in East Lansing, Mich. The team celebrated the 30th anniversary of Michigan State's first NCAA Championship in 1979 with a "Friday Night Flashback." (AP Photo/Al Goldis)
March 22, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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No tie-breaking vote in the senate needed. Ass beating confirmed. #Victory4MSU
Box score of a total beat down. Michigan State Women's Basketball trucked UofM in Ann Arbor by 30 points. You love to see it.
January 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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RIP to the greatest president.
Green and White campaign poster with a black and white photo of a smiling Jimmy Carter, who would go on to win the election and do great things. "1976 JIMMY CARTER FOR PRESIDENT" "A leader, for a change." "VOTE DEMOCRATIC"
December 30, 2024 at 12:59 AM
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Spotted my favorite joke in the wild today. Mitch Hedberg's delivery and comedic timing was better than the mall. #RIP
Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
December 27, 2024 at 7:28 PM
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Even the pets have to be fancy on the holiday
Black cat on a fall themed dining table drinks water from a stemmed glass like he's people
November 29, 2024 at 1:03 AM
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Negroni for Thanksgiving cocktail hour.
Negroni in rocks glass featuring Spartan wide receiver #1 Andre Rison running with a football and the words "Michigan State University 1988 Football Bust" in green. A turkey decoration stands guard.
November 28, 2024 at 11:43 PM
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Shaka. When the walls fell.
Rambunctious bat cat reaches, with futility, through a ratan loveseat while tuxedo cat waits for Thanksgiving turkey they have both been shut off from by a glass sliding door.
November 28, 2024 at 10:16 PM
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Temba his arms wide
Empty bottle of Dragons Milk Bourbon barrel aged Stout with awaiting glass
November 28, 2024 at 8:36 PM
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Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
Raw, seasoned turkey breast in a roasting pan ready to go into an oven, next to a Dutch oven filled with potatoes for mashing
November 28, 2024 at 7:37 PM
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#SolarEclipse2024
April 8, 2024 at 6:32 PM