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@astronyooming.bsky.social
Just trying to get by, you know?
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good news everyone the Mistaken Text From Grandma Thanksgiving buddy drama is still going strong
this story delights me every year
this story delights me every year
From text to tradition: Jamal Hinton and Wanda Dench mark 10th Thanksgiving together after accidental invitation.
Arizona pair celebrates decade of friendship that started with wrong text
From text to tradition: Jamal Hinton and Wanda Dench mark 10th Thanksgiving together after accidental invitation.
www.azfamily.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
good news everyone the Mistaken Text From Grandma Thanksgiving buddy drama is still going strong
this story delights me every year
this story delights me every year
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If you say "Bah, humbug" to Christmas, you may be visited by three ghosts, each with an important lesson to teach.
If you say "Bah, humbug" to Hanukkah, Judah Maccabee's gonna come teach you a lesson personally
If you say "Bah, humbug" to Hanukkah, Judah Maccabee's gonna come teach you a lesson personally
Hanukkah already has a mascot: Judah Maccabee, the friendly violent religious extremist
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
If you say "Bah, humbug" to Christmas, you may be visited by three ghosts, each with an important lesson to teach.
If you say "Bah, humbug" to Hanukkah, Judah Maccabee's gonna come teach you a lesson personally
If you say "Bah, humbug" to Hanukkah, Judah Maccabee's gonna come teach you a lesson personally
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So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 AM
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
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This won't happen but it would be incredibly funny if the Canadian part of NORAD refused to work on the yearly Santa tracker thing by citing intelligence sharing risks
November 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
This won't happen but it would be incredibly funny if the Canadian part of NORAD refused to work on the yearly Santa tracker thing by citing intelligence sharing risks
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This is what Hillel did, at the time that the Temple stood. He wrapped up some turkey and some cranberry sauce in a biscuit and ate them together.
November 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
This is what Hillel did, at the time that the Temple stood. He wrapped up some turkey and some cranberry sauce in a biscuit and ate them together.
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What are the mitzves of Thanks Giving, a festive meal, to eat the turkey bird, to hear the story of thepilgrim, to watch the football game. And some say to argue with an uncle.
November 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
What are the mitzves of Thanks Giving, a festive meal, to eat the turkey bird, to hear the story of thepilgrim, to watch the football game. And some say to argue with an uncle.
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The world has wonders.
China has the Great Wall.
India has the Taj Mahal.
Italy has the Colosseum.
And us? We got this.
China has the Great Wall.
India has the Taj Mahal.
Italy has the Colosseum.
And us? We got this.
November 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
The world has wonders.
China has the Great Wall.
India has the Taj Mahal.
Italy has the Colosseum.
And us? We got this.
China has the Great Wall.
India has the Taj Mahal.
Italy has the Colosseum.
And us? We got this.
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That’s nothin’. Wait til you see my new AI Bris Kit.
November 24, 2025 at 12:10 PM
That’s nothin’. Wait til you see my new AI Bris Kit.
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When calligraphers get mad they send strongly lettered words
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 AM
When calligraphers get mad they send strongly lettered words
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tired: “do Jewish people celebrate Thanksgiving?”
Wired: “do Jewish people celebrate Easter?” (I have actually been asked this)
Inspired: “Do Jewish people celebrate Shemini Atzeret?”
Wired: “do Jewish people celebrate Easter?” (I have actually been asked this)
Inspired: “Do Jewish people celebrate Shemini Atzeret?”
November 23, 2025 at 5:10 AM
tired: “do Jewish people celebrate Thanksgiving?”
Wired: “do Jewish people celebrate Easter?” (I have actually been asked this)
Inspired: “Do Jewish people celebrate Shemini Atzeret?”
Wired: “do Jewish people celebrate Easter?” (I have actually been asked this)
Inspired: “Do Jewish people celebrate Shemini Atzeret?”
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Gosh. Why is there a sports gambling problem these days up to and including some professional sports players? I wonder why? What could it be?
Grizzlies announcer bragging about hitting his parlay
can't believe this is the world we live in now
can't believe this is the world we live in now
November 21, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Gosh. Why is there a sports gambling problem these days up to and including some professional sports players? I wonder why? What could it be?
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I need "Stats are down but he played great" to make it into the lexicon.
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I need "Stats are down but he played great" to make it into the lexicon.
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Many scenes from the first Star Trek pilot missing because the finished print was cut up to make "The Menagerie" and presumed destroyed for decades?
Problematic Cage gap.
Problematic Cage gap.
Your Star Trek Voyager season 1 DVD goes directly from episode 4 to episode 6?
Problematic Phage gap.
Problematic Phage gap.
The band is touring without Zack de la Rocha?
Problematic Rage gap.
Problematic Rage gap.
November 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Many scenes from the first Star Trek pilot missing because the finished print was cut up to make "The Menagerie" and presumed destroyed for decades?
Problematic Cage gap.
Problematic Cage gap.
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groucho = חכם
chico = רשע
zeppo = תם
harpo = שאינו יודע לשאול
chico = רשע
zeppo = תם
harpo = שאינו יודע לשאול
November 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
groucho = חכם
chico = רשע
zeppo = תם
harpo = שאינו יודע לשאול
chico = רשע
zeppo = תם
harpo = שאינו יודע לשאול
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I don't think Italians should time travel. I think when they do it they're reinforcing colonialism.
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I don't think Italians should time travel. I think when they do it they're reinforcing colonialism.
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And more to the point, on which heading and at what speed is he wearing it?
Just switched the telly on and… What in hell are you wearing, Rock?
November 17, 2025 at 10:59 AM
And more to the point, on which heading and at what speed is he wearing it?
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
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She's just like me fr
Two hours a night: Japan PM’s sleep schedule prompts concerns about work-life balance
Two hours a night: Japan PM’s sleep schedule prompts concerns about work-life balance
Takaichi caused a stir last week after she summoned aides to her office for a 3am meeting to prepare for a budget committee hearing
Japan’s prime minister, Sanae Takaichi, has said she gets by on just two to four hours sleep a night – prompting concern over her commitment to a better work-life balance among the country’s fatigued employees.
Pointing to the bags beneath her eyes, Takaichi told MPs that she survives on minimal sleep – a habit she shares with her political hero Margaret Thatcher – after being asked how she would tackle Japan’s notoriously long working hours. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:37 AM
She's just like me fr
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I still think about this tweet.
![[screenshot of a tweet by twitter user @C_Zinkiev. text of tweet follows]
"Went on a date with a guy I really like. I dressed nice, did myhair, ggave him an extensvie 30 minute lecture on coelacanths, yet I haven't heard from him 🤔 the only thing I can think of is perhaps I did not provide enough information about coelacanths?? Fish people pls advise"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7soh2zyx7vqj37ngempaec4d/bafkreiafxfntj3c2wadbmdt36vatmhjtwbwf3b74y3irqmrnlx7mbpbtqy@jpeg)
November 14, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I still think about this tweet.
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this dude helping his bro pick up his stick should be highlight of the night but our bloodthirsty sports media only feeds us conflict
November 13, 2025 at 5:34 AM
this dude helping his bro pick up his stick should be highlight of the night but our bloodthirsty sports media only feeds us conflict
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Current vibe
November 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Current vibe
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If you have a very low-latitude aurora observation from tonight, please record your exact time and rough location and DO NOT DELETE your photo. These observations will be important for scientific research of this event.
Comment below if you have a low-latitude aurora sighting.
Comment below if you have a low-latitude aurora sighting.
November 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
If you have a very low-latitude aurora observation from tonight, please record your exact time and rough location and DO NOT DELETE your photo. These observations will be important for scientific research of this event.
Comment below if you have a low-latitude aurora sighting.
Comment below if you have a low-latitude aurora sighting.
As many have said before me, I had a major improvement in my quality of life when I simply embraced who I am and what I like
me at 17: I can't let anyone find out that I like Matchbox Twenty. that would be so embarrassing
me in my 30's:
me in my 30's:
November 11, 2025 at 5:43 AM
As many have said before me, I had a major improvement in my quality of life when I simply embraced who I am and what I like
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The fact that the goblins have such a sophisticated musical culture they can like improv several choral pieces while hunting dwarves has some unsettling implications
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
The fact that the goblins have such a sophisticated musical culture they can like improv several choral pieces while hunting dwarves has some unsettling implications
I would die for the Tree for Boston. A beautiful tradition
Massachusetts Republicans are so cooked that they're trying to attack Michelle Wu for "wasting" taxpayer money by visiting Nova Scotia to pick up Boston’s annual Christmas tree.
Now who's waging a War on Christmas, huh?
Now who's waging a War on Christmas, huh?
November 11, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I would die for the Tree for Boston. A beautiful tradition