Astrotuna
astrotuna.bsky.social
Astrotuna
@astrotuna.bsky.social
Slave and Tyrant I disdain.

He/Him, politics, BBQ, Dog owner.

Not nice.

Oh, not you people. You made your choice
That wasn't very hard, actually.
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 AM
This is hard for me to write, but I suspect he's a better grandparent than a lot of people get.
November 28, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Keep it up, Sutcliffe.

Cost cutting is going *great*
November 28, 2025 at 5:50 AM
The oyster knife sort of sets off alarm bells, yeah.
November 28, 2025 at 3:57 AM
There could be. You don't know.
November 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I don't even know what to say.
November 27, 2025 at 11:54 PM
My only question is whether that's whipped potato on top with a bit of paprikas for garnish or if it's a complete atrocity.
November 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Do not miss the puppy times.
November 27, 2025 at 10:44 PM
We're going to find out if that matters in reality.

My guess is "no"
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Did they have their brown cheese available?
November 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
He's a good egg, that one.
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I know that's why I'm asking
November 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Can it be the kind made with beef instead of lamb because that's my jam, Darth.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
My immigrant grandfather who landed at Juno under that flag would have Strong Words for these chuds.
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Not immediately. In January. These fucking clowns always quit for months away.
November 22, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I'm used to getting "the scream" when I get back. She's 12 and she just walks at me screaming. It's hilarious.
November 22, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Innocent.
November 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM