Asuvir 🐐
@asuvir.bsky.social
internet goat! with 100% more archieinspace flavor since 2020
(he/him)
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(he/him)
icon: monkeymoniker
banner: sadfurs
bully them with their inefficient foods while you happily monch your puppy chow :0
December 6, 2025 at 1:41 PM
bully them with their inefficient foods while you happily monch your puppy chow :0
if anybody ever tells you it's not normal you can tell them it's very efficient, easy to make, and very customizable with fruit and other stuff
and cheap
it's like, trivial to pick that as breakfast over anything that takes cooking or effort lol
and cheap
it's like, trivial to pick that as breakfast over anything that takes cooking or effort lol
December 6, 2025 at 1:22 PM
if anybody ever tells you it's not normal you can tell them it's very efficient, easy to make, and very customizable with fruit and other stuff
and cheap
it's like, trivial to pick that as breakfast over anything that takes cooking or effort lol
and cheap
it's like, trivial to pick that as breakfast over anything that takes cooking or effort lol
is that handwritten
good penmanship
good penmanship
December 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
is that handwritten
good penmanship
good penmanship
now there's a good companion cube
December 5, 2025 at 6:30 AM
now there's a good companion cube
i was ready to dismiss whatever was said with some argument that'd pop in my head but man did i ever get humbled by a pre recorded video god damn
December 5, 2025 at 6:28 AM
i was ready to dismiss whatever was said with some argument that'd pop in my head but man did i ever get humbled by a pre recorded video god damn
I can't go through this again boss
December 4, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I can't go through this again boss
i don't want to be dramatic about it but i say we should shoot them into the moon with a very large cannon
December 4, 2025 at 8:26 AM
i don't want to be dramatic about it but i say we should shoot them into the moon with a very large cannon
not five minutes later
fuck don't hurt him
fuck don't hurt him
December 4, 2025 at 8:19 AM
not five minutes later
fuck don't hurt him
fuck don't hurt him
they're watching tomatoanus speedrun explanations together
December 4, 2025 at 6:23 AM
they're watching tomatoanus speedrun explanations together
why on earth would anyone genuinely buy this type of fridge
i'd rather bury my food salted in a clay pot in some sand
i'd rather bury my food salted in a clay pot in some sand
December 4, 2025 at 6:21 AM
why on earth would anyone genuinely buy this type of fridge
i'd rather bury my food salted in a clay pot in some sand
i'd rather bury my food salted in a clay pot in some sand
i have defeated perishables, i meal prep BIG on sundays so nothing can perish
the only things left will be nice things i'd have random cravings for either way and i'd never forgor about those things
i am in my prime
the only things left will be nice things i'd have random cravings for either way and i'd never forgor about those things
i am in my prime
December 4, 2025 at 6:19 AM
i have defeated perishables, i meal prep BIG on sundays so nothing can perish
the only things left will be nice things i'd have random cravings for either way and i'd never forgor about those things
i am in my prime
the only things left will be nice things i'd have random cravings for either way and i'd never forgor about those things
i am in my prime
this is the kind of nonsense where you have to lie down and count to 10 before you engage with it
December 3, 2025 at 6:19 AM
this is the kind of nonsense where you have to lie down and count to 10 before you engage with it
if i hear one more raycon ad like their garbage tier bluetooth earbuds are the pinnacle of technology i will self destruct
December 3, 2025 at 6:13 AM
if i hear one more raycon ad like their garbage tier bluetooth earbuds are the pinnacle of technology i will self destruct
How tf do you not look miserable when you wake up
It took me a whole hour to wake up today
It took me a whole hour to wake up today
December 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
How tf do you not look miserable when you wake up
It took me a whole hour to wake up today
It took me a whole hour to wake up today
Marrow is everything okay
December 2, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Marrow is everything okay
"why's ator smell weird"
"oh"
"oh"
December 2, 2025 at 7:36 AM
"why's ator smell weird"
"oh"
"oh"
are you a kangaroo-ass guy or a kangaroo ass-guy
December 2, 2025 at 7:35 AM
are you a kangaroo-ass guy or a kangaroo ass-guy