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The Atomic Snap Theory

@atomicsnaptheory.bsky.social

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wedgie nerd in disguise. the world is my bully. feel free to share and repost, dm to request/suggest/chat. - 28 years - gay and asexual 🏳️‍🌈 - tighty whities - wedgie kink

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The Atomic Snap Theory @atomicsnaptheory.bsky.social · 22h

bullies are known for being rude though 😭

The Atomic Snap Theory @atomicsnaptheory.bsky.social · 23h

someone in my dm’s said “nobody cares, give yourself another #wedgie and fcking cry about it” 🥲 oh

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The Atomic Snap Theory @atomicsnaptheory.bsky.social · 2d

woke up to see one of my posts got deleted… that’s super fucking irritating 💜

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Jayden The Knotty Wolf @jaytheknottywolf.bsky.social · 3d

You were warned

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The Atomic Snap Theory @atomicsnaptheory.bsky.social · 4d

“fart one more time and i swear to god i’ll make sure you’re the only one that smells it” … lets just say i thought he was bluffing 😭 #wedgie #atomicwedgie

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The Atomic Snap Theory @atomicsnaptheory.bsky.social · 5d

some of you’s do wayyy too much LMAOOO

The Atomic Snap Theory @atomicsnaptheory.bsky.social · 9d

spongebob holding a microphone on a stage with a purple curtain behind him

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The Atomic Snap Theory @atomicsnaptheory.bsky.social · 9d

almost got stuck in this one… that alone makes this 10x dorkier than it original would’ve been 🥲 #wedgie #atomicwedgie

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The Atomic Snap Theory @atomicsnaptheory.bsky.social · 10d

would you ever wake somebody up from a peaceful slumber via atomic wedgie ? 🤔

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The Atomic Snap Theory @atomicsnaptheory.bsky.social · 11d

asked what i should be for a halloween and they said they’d atomic wedgie my whities into a makeshift mask.. not exactly what i had meant, but sure 😪😪

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🦇 Blimpy Batxotic (Oct 31)🦇🔞 @exoticcrystal.bsky.social · 11d

I think wedgies are underappreciated

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The Atomic Snap Theory @atomicsnaptheory.bsky.social · 12d

yeahhh, this really does it for me 😛 #atomicwedgie #tightywhities

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The Atomic Snap Theory @atomicsnaptheory.bsky.social · 12d

“imagine you go up, pay for one, then just turn around” -my friend upon seeing a pizza stand that sells ‘Wedgies’ 😭

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The Atomic Snap Theory @atomicsnaptheory.bsky.social · 13d

both size larges… except one is a brand new pair and the other has endured about 2 years of the worst, most atomic of #wedgie ‘s imaginable… can you tell which is which? 😭

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Kage @kwedgiez.bsky.social · Sep 6

mood rn

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The Atomic Snap Theory @atomicsnaptheory.bsky.social · 14d

“why do you wear such large underwear” the way i don’t and that’s just what happens when you’re a DAILY victim of atomic wedgies 🙃

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The Atomic Snap Theory @atomicsnaptheory.bsky.social · 14d

ever go to give a nerd a swirly but all the toilets are taken ???? off to the showers he goes 😎 #wedgie #atomicwedgie

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The Atomic Snap Theory @atomicsnaptheory.bsky.social · 15d

did laundry and now the whities are a little too tighty 😅 any squat or lean down results in an IMMEDIATE wedgie

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logical-american.bsky.social @logical-american.bsky.social · 15d

ohhh goodness, thats one hell of an atomic "flip wedgy".

perfect position to just pull and lift so hard he goes ass over head onto the floor

perfect set up

The Atomic Snap Theory @atomicsnaptheory.bsky.social · 16d

anyone got a minute to dish out a quick #wedgie ?!?! someone’s clearly desperate 🙄