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hey it's audie! | canine midwit and reluctant bureaucrat | present state of things abolitionist | they/them | 27 | audiedog on most platforms
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
All the best conversations I've had at conventions has been with pups drunk off their ass, god bless
December 7, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Several teams of female gamers have dropped out of the Dead by Daylight Women's World Cup after trans women were banned.
Women gamers boycott global esports tournament over trans ban
Several teams of female gamers have dropped out of the Dead by Daylight Women's World Cup after trans women were banned.
bit.ly
December 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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MFF: My Feet Fuckinghurt
December 5, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Here's the nibbler
December 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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He will miss.

I saw versions with Daeran's head attached to the screen, so I decided to go further and redraw the meme completely.
#PathfinderWrathOfTheRighteous #pathfinder #wrath_of_art
December 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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NO MACHINE CAN GENERATE WHAT MAKES YOU A SICKO. LIVE A LITTLE.
November 23, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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What sticks out to me is how absolutely unafraid of prosecution this psychopath is. Part of it is narcissistic personality disorder, but it's mostly the perceived weakness of Democrats. Should they retake power, no one expects Democrats to hold anyone accountable.
December 5, 2025 at 4:09 AM
got this INCREDIBLE con badge from @tansy.bsky.social whose work is INCREDIBLE 😭 this piece looks even more gorgeous in person oml. Definitely recommend checking their work out!
December 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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I see some are now frustrated that I suggest some Democrats may have culpability for ICE's rogue behavior.

May I point you to the many Democrats who slandered calls to abolish ICE, or perhaps episodes like this – one of many that involved Democrats re-asserting Republican premises on immigration:
Why Are Democrats Voting for a GOP Bill to Deport People Accused, Not Convicted, of Minor Crimes?
John Fetterman, Ruben Gallego, and other Senate Democrats are not telling the truth about the bill they support and how it will destroy innocent lives.
zeteo.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Relatable Corvid
December 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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All of the above but more importantly than any of those it’s that we have allowed our universities to be hollowed out and sold for parts, turned into customer service companies where the student is always right because they pay the tutorial and all the dean cares about is getting tuitions.
And I don't know if the answer is: everyone is too traumatized to do work and we need to reinvent society. Or if it's more like: generations are losing their cognitive abilities and willpower due to destructive technologies. Or: we all have post-viral brain damage. Or: all of the above.
December 1, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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Nice eschaton you got there. Be a shame if someone immanentized it
December 1, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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BORN TO IMMANENTIZE

THE ESCHATON IS A FUCK

Advance Em all 1998

I am Omelas Child

410,757,864,530 BROKEN UTOPIAS
December 1, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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It’s ok, bunnies don’t bite
December 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Grabs you and shakes you. Get a goddamn creative hobby. Fucking make something. Use your brain for something.
December 1, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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many people saw what was coming when the Christian right started redefining discrimination as “religious freedom” and now here it is deployed (at best) to defend a failure to do the assignment and (at worst?) as workplace discipline, for existing in a manner unacceptable to Christian nationalists
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
December 1, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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this is my emotional support 10lb of flour
November 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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the primary thing that TPUSA provides to young conservatives is a blueprint for weaponizing the abject cowardice of university administrators against individual teachers and instructors, and university admins should take a long look in the mirror and think about what that says about them
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
November 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Chomp chomp!
#art#rainbow#stars#dog#painting
November 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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the real problem for the Democrats is that they’re committed only to help people in ways that leave nobody worse off (ie ways that impede nobody’s profits). so that basically leaves them with infrastructure and targeted tax breaks as the only policy levers.
No value, no villain, no vision. Sounds like the tagline for the earnings call of a collapsing appliance retailer
November 30, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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If all the Democrats can deliver is different flavors of “Abundance,” all they’ll get from the electorate are different flavors of 2016.
November 30, 2025 at 4:29 PM