Audrey Burges
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Audrey Burges
@audreyburges.bsky.social
Author, THE MINUSCULE MANSION OF MYRA MALONE (2023) & A HOUSE LIKE AN ACCORDION (2024); scribbler of humor, flash, & pretty flowers; thinks you're awesome
Look at this tote bag I made from real fabric on an actual sewing machine! I am likely to tote things VERY CONSPICUOUSLY in an effort to get people to ask me where I got my tote bag. (The fabric was scrap from ScrapRVA, which is a wonderland.)
December 17, 2024 at 11:34 AM
POV: it’s cold but your hands aren’t because your mom knits a mean pair of fingerless gloves
December 16, 2024 at 1:55 PM
POV: it’s cold but your hands aren’t because your mom knits a mean pair of fingerless gloves
December 16, 2024 at 1:54 PM
On the 9th day of Advent, McSweeney's gave to me…my own little Nutcracker piece in a tiny book! Since today is, coincidentally, my birthday, this was a delightful surprise. If you don’t have the calendar, you can still read the piece here: www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/her...

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December 9, 2024 at 1:12 PM
Opened the first gorgeous little funny book in my @mcsweeneys.net Advent calendar this morning, and it was such a bright spot of giggling in my day. As you open them you reveal each title. My Nutcracker piece is inside one of these and I can’t wait to see the art. Pick one up!!
December 1, 2024 at 8:10 PM
Important Dog Update: baby boy continues to be baby; nose becomes more boopable by the day
August 23, 2023 at 11:20 PM
Don’t mind me, just out here in the cold wind like all these other Sunrise Paparazzi, hollering at the orb to show a little more leg
August 19, 2023 at 10:33 AM