Audrey Porne
@audreyporne.bsky.social
Your goth cousin's friend. Standup comedian in NZ. I 🖤 horror movies. Ngāi tahu.
Performing standup next week, first time since June due my ongoing back injury.
Might be kinda hard to perform standup when I can't currently stand up.
Might be kinda hard to perform standup when I can't currently stand up.
December 5, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Performing standup next week, first time since June due my ongoing back injury.
Might be kinda hard to perform standup when I can't currently stand up.
Might be kinda hard to perform standup when I can't currently stand up.
That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about (is this not everyone's answer?)
December 1, 2025 at 7:05 AM
That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about (is this not everyone's answer?)
Proud Samsung user, by the way
November 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Proud Samsung user, by the way
this happened to my cousin once
November 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
this happened to my cousin once
toaster isn't available. what are you putting in this bath?
November 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
toaster isn't available. what are you putting in this bath?
Getting yelled at by a customer for a decision out of my control decided by someone who makes more money than me
November 30, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Getting yelled at by a customer for a decision out of my control decided by someone who makes more money than me
Leigh Whannell smoking a cigarette in Saw, you will always be famous. A vape could never look this hot.
November 28, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Leigh Whannell smoking a cigarette in Saw, you will always be famous. A vape could never look this hot.
how it feels to be right when you literally just guessed with confidence
November 28, 2025 at 11:02 AM
how it feels to be right when you literally just guessed with confidence
My last 3 braincells
November 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
My last 3 braincells
when my husband is away, I tell him the shows he's not allowed to watch until he's home so we can watch them together, but sometimes I send him teasers
November 20, 2025 at 10:04 AM
when my husband is away, I tell him the shows he's not allowed to watch until he's home so we can watch them together, but sometimes I send him teasers
I think the new pain meds are working 👍
November 20, 2025 at 9:59 AM
I think the new pain meds are working 👍
It was my birthday yesterday, but I'm posting about it here today because I love attention.
November 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
It was my birthday yesterday, but I'm posting about it here today because I love attention.
November 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Me joking about my back injury online vs me suffering offline
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Me joking about my back injury online vs me suffering offline
Teenaged me (I'm on the right)
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Teenaged me (I'm on the right)
Month 4 of back injury. Haven't walked properly since early July.
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Month 4 of back injury. Haven't walked properly since early July.
(like m'lady) M'turtle
November 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
(like m'lady) M'turtle
queued for 2hrs then failed my WOF
November 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
queued for 2hrs then failed my WOF
Darren Trumeter's birthday. Of course he's a scorpio
November 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Darren Trumeter's birthday. Of course he's a scorpio
Are you guys on Letterboxd? I'm audponz
September 20, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Are you guys on Letterboxd? I'm audponz
Video chat with @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social. Just two normal, approachable, down to earth people.
September 17, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Video chat with @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social. Just two normal, approachable, down to earth people.
This would fix me
September 16, 2025 at 11:34 PM
This would fix me
Update: I've had a back injury for 2 months and I can't sleep
September 13, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Update: I've had a back injury for 2 months and I can't sleep