"Augeas"
@augeas.bsky.social
"All of this has happened before, all of this will happen again." [email protected]
Generative Noise. Fallen Physicist. Research Software for a living, Data Larceny by Force of Habit.
https://augeas.github.io/Chaoscillator/
Generative Noise. Fallen Physicist. Research Software for a living, Data Larceny by Force of Habit.
https://augeas.github.io/Chaoscillator/
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
diamandagalas.bandcamp.com/album/the-sp...
diamandagalas.bandcamp.com/album/the-sp...
November 9, 2025 at 12:28 PM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
diamandagalas.bandcamp.com/album/the-sp...
diamandagalas.bandcamp.com/album/the-sp...
And yet, best part of 500 quid for 64 cells of Conway's Life?! Where's the spatial relationship between all those triggers? What would it *mean*? (Don't mean sheeeiit...) Guess, horrifyingly, that's £180's worth of mono sockets? (Plus thr'punnce for the microcontroller.
..)
I'm in the wrong trade.
..)
I'm in the wrong trade.
November 6, 2025 at 5:09 AM
And yet, best part of 500 quid for 64 cells of Conway's Life?! Where's the spatial relationship between all those triggers? What would it *mean*? (Don't mean sheeeiit...) Guess, horrifyingly, that's £180's worth of mono sockets? (Plus thr'punnce for the microcontroller.
..)
I'm in the wrong trade.
..)
I'm in the wrong trade.
Another 256 Pixels Of Hell.
(Unjustified flanger delay.)
(Unjustified flanger delay.)
November 6, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Another 256 Pixels Of Hell.
(Unjustified flanger delay.)
(Unjustified flanger delay.)
Maybe they don't All Sound The Bloody Same?
(Volca Beats and Keys, gratuitous Kaos Pad phaser delay...)
(Volca Beats and Keys, gratuitous Kaos Pad phaser delay...)
November 6, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Maybe they don't All Sound The Bloody Same?
(Volca Beats and Keys, gratuitous Kaos Pad phaser delay...)
(Volca Beats and Keys, gratuitous Kaos Pad phaser delay...)
1D next-nearest cellular automaton, with a neighbourhood of five cells.
Each cell in the centre column of five cells triggers a drum.
Each row of the column read as a binary value triggers a MIDI note on a synth.
Previous states of the cells read as binary values vary CCs. (detune, cut-off, LFO...)
Each cell in the centre column of five cells triggers a drum.
Each row of the column read as a binary value triggers a MIDI note on a synth.
Previous states of the cells read as binary values vary CCs. (detune, cut-off, LFO...)
November 6, 2025 at 4:49 AM
1D next-nearest cellular automaton, with a neighbourhood of five cells.
Each cell in the centre column of five cells triggers a drum.
Each row of the column read as a binary value triggers a MIDI note on a synth.
Previous states of the cells read as binary values vary CCs. (detune, cut-off, LFO...)
Each cell in the centre column of five cells triggers a drum.
Each row of the column read as a binary value triggers a MIDI note on a synth.
Previous states of the cells read as binary values vary CCs. (detune, cut-off, LFO...)
(For when one can't read any more Spiked articles, there are machines to read them for you... I did one, there are others.)
github.com/augeas/trans...
github.com/augeas/trans...
November 6, 2025 at 3:29 AM
(For when one can't read any more Spiked articles, there are machines to read them for you... I did one, there are others.)
github.com/augeas/trans...
github.com/augeas/trans...
Jo Bartosch *has* been busy. Who's the other twerp?
(Been a while since I ran up these scrapers. Some from the trans community are also doing similar things, though.
github.com/augeas/trans...
)
(Been a while since I ran up these scrapers. Some from the trans community are also doing similar things, though.
github.com/augeas/trans...
)
October 25, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Jo Bartosch *has* been busy. Who's the other twerp?
(Been a while since I ran up these scrapers. Some from the trans community are also doing similar things, though.
github.com/augeas/trans...
)
(Been a while since I ran up these scrapers. Some from the trans community are also doing similar things, though.
github.com/augeas/trans...
)
October 20, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Consider the subtle difference between (l^p)|(R^c) and (R^p)|(l^c)...
October 18, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Consider the subtle difference between (l^p)|(R^c) and (R^p)|(l^c)...
See if this WASMed 1D CA Numpy code kills your 'phone's browser: augeas.github.io/1dca/
October 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
See if this WASMed 1D CA Numpy code kills your 'phone's browser: augeas.github.io/1dca/
T-shirts that sounded like a Reasonably Good Idea in a hacker-infested field some miles from Berlin, but provoke questions in Darkest Finchley:
(Got MathJax going in emberJs with a random "Rich" editor that also had to work in IE8 once, and I don't especially like pain...)
(Got MathJax going in emberJs with a random "Rich" editor that also had to work in IE8 once, and I don't especially like pain...)
October 15, 2025 at 3:29 PM
T-shirts that sounded like a Reasonably Good Idea in a hacker-infested field some miles from Berlin, but provoke questions in Darkest Finchley:
(Got MathJax going in emberJs with a random "Rich" editor that also had to work in IE8 once, and I don't especially like pain...)
(Got MathJax going in emberJs with a random "Rich" editor that also had to work in IE8 once, and I don't especially like pain...)
"Laugh?! We nearly shat!
We had not laughed so much since Grandma died
Or Auntie Mabel caught her left tit in the mangle"
We had not laughed so much since Grandma died
Or Auntie Mabel caught her left tit in the mangle"
October 3, 2025 at 7:20 PM
"Laugh?! We nearly shat!
We had not laughed so much since Grandma died
Or Auntie Mabel caught her left tit in the mangle"
We had not laughed so much since Grandma died
Or Auntie Mabel caught her left tit in the mangle"
If you add the previous state (p) to the {LlcrR} neighbourhood,
there are 2^(2^6)=18446744073709551616 rules.
there are 2^(2^6)=18446744073709551616 rules.
September 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
If you add the previous state (p) to the {LlcrR} neighbourhood,
there are 2^(2^6)=18446744073709551616 rules.
there are 2^(2^6)=18446744073709551616 rules.
CoolingProngs should release a shocking pink buddha machine with one fucking sample on it.
("Cooling Prongs.")
(*Maybe* put the beetle mandible noise on there too, I don't know.)
("Cooling Prongs.")
(*Maybe* put the beetle mandible noise on there too, I don't know.)
September 28, 2025 at 10:51 PM
CoolingProngs should release a shocking pink buddha machine with one fucking sample on it.
("Cooling Prongs.")
(*Maybe* put the beetle mandible noise on there too, I don't know.)
("Cooling Prongs.")
(*Maybe* put the beetle mandible noise on there too, I don't know.)
September 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Messing with next-nearest-neighbour 1D CAs, neighbourhood is {LlcrR}, there are 2^32 of them.
Code eventually.
Code eventually.
September 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Messing with next-nearest-neighbour 1D CAs, neighbourhood is {LlcrR}, there are 2^32 of them.
Code eventually.
Code eventually.
"Yes, proof of ID is already required, but not in a sufficiently transphobic and racist manner as implemented by Siemens/Fujitsu/EDS..."
I can count the petitions with a favorable government response with one hand. I can also summarize the responses with the fingers of one hand.
I can count the petitions with a favorable government response with one hand. I can also summarize the responses with the fingers of one hand.
September 27, 2025 at 1:18 PM
"Yes, proof of ID is already required, but not in a sufficiently transphobic and racist manner as implemented by Siemens/Fujitsu/EDS..."
I can count the petitions with a favorable government response with one hand. I can also summarize the responses with the fingers of one hand.
I can count the petitions with a favorable government response with one hand. I can also summarize the responses with the fingers of one hand.
If you see this, post a concert picture you took.
September 27, 2025 at 11:30 AM
If you see this, post a concert picture you took.
I put this on a t-shirt with heat-transfer vinyl. Feel like I should wear it out more.
September 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I put this on a t-shirt with heat-transfer vinyl. Feel like I should wear it out more.
"Repent, Harlequin!
said the Ticktockgirl"
said the Ticktockgirl"
August 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
"Repent, Harlequin!
said the Ticktockgirl"
said the Ticktockgirl"
"ThePracticalDev" doesn't appear to have arrived from The Other Place...
August 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
"ThePracticalDev" doesn't appear to have arrived from The Other Place...
July 28, 2025 at 1:53 AM