Stephen Augustus (he/him)
@auggie.dev
Black.
#opensource governance: @kubernetes.io, @openssf.org, TODO Group
Office of the CTO, Bloomberg — Opinions are my own
Bio and links: https://whois.auggie.dev/
#Blacksky
Formerly @stephenaugustus (Twitter), @[email protected] (Mastodon)
#opensource governance: @kubernetes.io, @openssf.org, TODO Group
Office of the CTO, Bloomberg — Opinions are my own
Bio and links: https://whois.auggie.dev/
#Blacksky
Formerly @stephenaugustus (Twitter), @[email protected] (Mastodon)
I DIDN'T CLOSE THE PARENS.
a man in a suit is holding a book while talking to a woman
Alt: Archer meme:
Lana knocking a box of donuts out of Archer's hands.
He says,
"Do you want ants?! Because that's how you get ants!"
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 8:15 AM
I DIDN'T CLOSE THE PARENS.
Iconic loadout ⁉️
October 30, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Iconic loadout ⁉️
this guy knows about Ba Sing Se! 🤝
October 18, 2025 at 5:14 AM
this guy knows about Ba Sing Se! 🤝
I went right-to-left and I gotta say, the third one (L —> R) made me feel actual violence in my bones.
October 18, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I went right-to-left and I gotta say, the third one (L —> R) made me feel actual violence in my bones.
Context: one of my favorite bars got samples of 4 experimental world whiskeys; about 9% of which tasted like actual whiskey
One of the most heinous experiences, that I was absolutely warned against doing a flight of, but I just had to.
One of the most heinous experiences, that I was absolutely warned against doing a flight of, but I just had to.
October 18, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Context: one of my favorite bars got samples of 4 experimental world whiskeys; about 9% of which tasted like actual whiskey
One of the most heinous experiences, that I was absolutely warned against doing a flight of, but I just had to.
One of the most heinous experiences, that I was absolutely warned against doing a flight of, but I just had to.
October 12, 2025 at 3:14 AM
ahhhhh, that's a bit of a trek 🤣
October 1, 2025 at 7:37 AM
ahhhhh, that's a bit of a trek 🤣
The best something!!! 🥺
October 1, 2025 at 4:04 AM
The best something!!! 🥺
🔥🔥🔥
man, Marino's hair really needs its own speaking slot at events.
ALWAYS impeccably coiffed!
man, Marino's hair really needs its own speaking slot at events.
ALWAYS impeccably coiffed!
September 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
🔥🔥🔥
man, Marino's hair really needs its own speaking slot at events.
ALWAYS impeccably coiffed!
man, Marino's hair really needs its own speaking slot at events.
ALWAYS impeccably coiffed!
thank youuuuuuuuu!!
I meant to post this sooner, but there are so many adorable pics of us that I got stuck trying to choose just 4! 😵💫
I meant to post this sooner, but there are so many adorable pics of us that I got stuck trying to choose just 4! 😵💫
September 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM
thank youuuuuuuuu!!
I meant to post this sooner, but there are so many adorable pics of us that I got stuck trying to choose just 4! 😵💫
I meant to post this sooner, but there are so many adorable pics of us that I got stuck trying to choose just 4! 😵💫
waitttttt, I thought you knew!!
September 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
waitttttt, I thought you knew!!
who, ussssss? 🥺🥰🥺
September 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
who, ussssss? 🥺🥰🥺
Another shout-out to @monadic.bsky.social, who randomly wanted to take this picture of us at KubeCon London.
...because apparently everyone knew before we did 🤣
...because apparently everyone knew before we did 🤣
September 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Another shout-out to @monadic.bsky.social, who randomly wanted to take this picture of us at KubeCon London.
...because apparently everyone knew before we did 🤣
...because apparently everyone knew before we did 🤣
thank youuuuuuuuu 🥺🥺🥺
September 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
thank youuuuuuuuu 🥺🥺🥺
Shout out to @eddieknight.dev's little dude for sharing his toys!!
September 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Shout out to @eddieknight.dev's little dude for sharing his toys!!
1. I beat the heart for the first time on Saturday, and
2. No, I haven't stopped annoying people about it
2. No, I haven't stopped annoying people about it
September 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
1. I beat the heart for the first time on Saturday, and
2. No, I haven't stopped annoying people about it
2. No, I haven't stopped annoying people about it
@natali.rip, informing me of this post.
[context]: I've had the two games sitting in my Steam library for like, a year, because I knew I was going to get hooked. Guess what happened?
[context]: I've had the two games sitting in my Steam library for like, a year, because I knew I was going to get hooked. Guess what happened?
September 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
@natali.rip, informing me of this post.
[context]: I've had the two games sitting in my Steam library for like, a year, because I knew I was going to get hooked. Guess what happened?
[context]: I've had the two games sitting in my Steam library for like, a year, because I knew I was going to get hooked. Guess what happened?