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Austen
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writer, editor, nonprofit office drone, frisson-experiencer.
Stories in Spectrum, Wisconsin Review, others.
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November 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
This hits all three of my interests
ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
November 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Had this one taped to a book cover in junior high
October 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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One fun side effect of the AI boom is the increased popularity of the word “ouroboros”.
October 21, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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This meeting could have been a profane ceremony
October 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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"Why I'm handing in my Pentagon press pass" by Tom Bowman of NPR. www.npr.org/2025/10/14/g... Recommended.

A thing frequently forgotten or ignored is that journalism is one of the few professions people will die for. [Via @brianstelter.bsky.social ]
Opinion: Why I'm handing in my Pentagon press pass
Tom Bowman has held his Pentagon press pass for 28 years. He says the Pentagon's new media policy makes it impossible to be a journalist, which means finding out what's really going on behind the scen...
www.npr.org
October 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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the fundamental problem of civilization is that humanity's highest calling is Hanging Out With Friends, but a small minority of humans are maniacally driven to control everyone else because no one wants to hang out with them
January 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
So many fun potential voice readings for "You imagine that?"
David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
October 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Getting surreal is all we've got left
September 30, 2025 at 1:00 PM
This definitely hurts in a unique way. "If that person's *that* old then I must be... oh... oh no."
fyi apropos of nothing do NOT look up how old actors from '90s/'00s movies are now
September 19, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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You don’t have to watch everything. Protecting your peace online is an act of self-care, not a state of denial.

Learn how to filter your feeds and safeguard your mental space ⬇️

theconversation.com/how-to-avoid...
September 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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List of individual dogs - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
August 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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There’s a thin line between staying as informed as you should and making yourself anxious in a way that is completely unproductive and every single day the news is trying very hard to push you over into the latter
August 21, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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Bad poetry is the life force of this poor earth. In reading bad poetry we are vulnerable and cruel at the same time. It confronts us with all the complexity of our own ambivalent relationship to sincerity (authenticity/cringe), to craft (skill/trickery), to our OWN HEARTS, to LIFE ITSELF.
Let's get behind National Bad Poetry Day! I believe this transcends national borders.
Today, Monday 18 August, is (Inter?)National Bad Poetry Day. www.daysoftheyear.com/days/bad-poe...

Also, Pinot Noir Day. www.daysoftheyear.com/days/pinot-n...

And it’s happy 89th birthday to actor Robert Redford. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_...]
August 18, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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Poker Face is a fantasy where the ability to recognize bullshit has an effect on society
One of the things that has pretty annoying is that if you have any kind of bullshit meter, if you have anything inside of yourself that doesn’t enjoy being lied to, the last couple of years of almost every area of public life have been driving you up a fucking wall
August 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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"As well as deleting old emails, the National Drought Group has urged people to delete old pictures as well as “data centres require vast amounts of water to cool their systems”.

Also: fix leaking toilets, avoid watering lawns, turn off taps when brushing teeth, and take shorter showers.
August 12, 2025 at 3:32 PM
They're very good space adventure movies, which is what star wars always was about.
Rian Johnson introduced a needed, smart challenge to 'the heroes get lucky against the odds yet again' trope.
The backlash stems from toxic fanboys. People still whining about the ST need to have their cards revoked.
Star Wars Sequel Trilogy is 10 years old, say something you like about it

I like when Unkar Plutt gives Rey “one quarter portion”
August 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Detective: GPS puts you at Hillside Manor sometime after 2AM.

Adam Duritz: Then the GPS is wrong man! Do I need a lawyer??
August 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Newsletter: In a media landscape dominated by algorithmic feeds that aim to manipulate and extract, sometimes the most radical thing you can do is choose to read what you want, when you want, without anyone watching over your shoulder.

Here’s how to use RSS.
www.citationneeded.news/curate-with-...
Curate your own newspaper with RSS
Escape newsletter inbox chaos and algorithmic surveillance by building your own enshittification-proof newspaper from the writers you already read
www.citationneeded.news
July 31, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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OFFICER TOM, CHIEF OF CAMPUS SECURITY: “My department got an alert that an elderly, sexually confused woman had dropped from the sky and landed face-first on the South Quad.”
Anxiety Dream Bystanders
JADEN, COLLEGE STUDENT: “It was second semester senior year. I was quietly chatting with classmates before our French literature exam. That’s when...
buff.ly
July 19, 2025 at 1:29 PM
This explains how i feel first thing in the morning
ceej.online ceej @ceej.online · Jul 16
water left in a glass overnight tastes bad because it gets haunted
July 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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"Just 10% of users produce roughly 97% of political tweets... A mere 0.1% of users share 80% of fake news."

So when you see that same account popping up over and over, consider a mute or a block, *even if you agree with them*. You'll feel better, I promise.

www.theguardian.com/books/2025/j...
Are a few people ruining the internet for the rest of us?
Why does the online world seem so toxic compared with normal life? Our research shows that a small number of divisive accounts could be responsible – and offers a way out
www.theguardian.com
July 14, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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Bye forever, WeTransfer.
July 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Framing this one
16) Stop kicking yourself for not being like your 20th century idols. The landscape has changed.
June 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM