Austin Witherspoon
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Austin Witherspoon
@austinwitherspoon.com
He/him

I write code and make music and one day will make a movie

I made an app to give you post notifications on bluesky: @bluenotify.app
Sorry I don't work for bluesky - I made BlueNotify but that's a separate app that isn't actually affiliated with Bluesky in any way
November 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I hate it
November 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
When deploying software to run things like servers, you can give every specific program a priority so when the computer is out of memory it kills the lowest priority stuff first to keep the system stable

We should do the same thing with electricity. Everything should get a publicly visible priority
November 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Is this what parenthood feels like
November 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I don't even know if man inches are more or less than normal inches
November 3, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I hope you're right!
November 2, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Every other day I alternate between dread and optimism
November 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I am not a paleontologist but from what I can tell from reading about it, there are definitely *some* juveniles but the museum probably has to reassess the fossils they have to confirm
November 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
he knew what he was doing
October 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I want to clarify I genuinely enjoy it every time this isn't sarcasm
October 30, 2025 at 6:40 AM
😢 I'm sorry nice ladies you're doing great
October 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM