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The Saatchigumi
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(No pronoun preference). 18+ only!

A writer specialised in fetishistic excess. Also the internet’s #1 Melon Beastars simp.

Avatar is booba__tea

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#YearOfTheBeastars
Naturally, that’s how society works now.

Pop off, queen yaaaas etc etc
December 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The scariest thing is that if he was a serial killer, I might have fallen for him instead of Melon.

What a scary world that would have been…

Once upon a time I’d have said I hated Bill, but honestly? I like his progression of character, it’s not perfect but neither is he, and that’s good.
December 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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You make me feel sorry for that dipshit! He doesn´t deserve this crap. I mean its not like a serial killer or something, he is a dumb kid.
December 4, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I don’t kick him down all the time, I just haven’t gotten around to sharing the good times I’ve given him.
December 4, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I think the bigger question is why does it have Sonic’s werehog scream for the kid screaming?
December 4, 2025 at 9:19 AM
I saw the film when it came out and I’m pretty sure he says “Who wants a new Wii?!”

Why I can remember anything about this fever dream of a film is beyond me.
December 4, 2025 at 9:18 AM
It’s that obvious, huh?

No, I don’t like him that much. He’s a bit too much of an asshole for my liking, the school bully type with a big ego.

That said, I’m only hard on him because I want him to be better, and if I need to knock him down a few pegs to do that? Then so be it.
December 4, 2025 at 9:08 AM
could bring that to the surface and result in her being a bit crueller as a result.

Especially if a carnivore was trying to prey on her sweetness to get a better existence for themselves. As Bill was trying to do here (see FA post).
December 4, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I agree on Pina, but even that doesn’t mean he’d be downright cruel or as I’ve depicted him in these things.

And if we want to talk about canon, Els did blow up at Bill for being so defeatist. There’s a lot of anger and frustration buried beneath that sweetness.

A shift in the carni-herbi dynamic-
December 4, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I mean, if it was her manga or anime self then sure she probably wouldn’t be mean.

Pina’s manga and anime self doesn’t strike me as the type to play masochistic games with people, but nobody had a problem believing he could in this universe.

Why can’t a similar thing be true for Els?
December 4, 2025 at 5:56 AM
…please…
December 3, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Background Cow Nurse is likely the reason most of these creatures ended up in hospital.

You go, Background Cow Nurse.
December 3, 2025 at 12:03 PM
The post-credits also implies birds are next to show up.
December 2, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Furiously using your elite hacker skills to connect to the laptop in the projection room to broadcast that edited zootopia 2 screenshot, so everyone can see the Nick Wilde bulge like some omnipotent force demanded.
December 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Your country perplexes me.
December 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
But isn’t camping out on private property a thing you get the cops called on you for in America?
December 2, 2025 at 3:37 PM