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@authoridad.bsky.social
· Mar 25
I made a thing that you can buy. I'll donate all proceeds to the @aclu.org.
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Guillotines
December 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Guillotines
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if conservatives like something then theyll say its an organic expression of the natural order of things that embodies ancient tradition and primordial knowledge
if conservatives dont like something then theyll say its a socially engineered imposition embodying some hubristic ideological fad
if conservatives dont like something then theyll say its a socially engineered imposition embodying some hubristic ideological fad
What does ‘organic’ mean in conservative philosophy?
December 6, 2025 at 11:34 PM
if conservatives like something then theyll say its an organic expression of the natural order of things that embodies ancient tradition and primordial knowledge
if conservatives dont like something then theyll say its a socially engineered imposition embodying some hubristic ideological fad
if conservatives dont like something then theyll say its a socially engineered imposition embodying some hubristic ideological fad
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Sitting in a comfortable home with a steady income; living a life of almost unbearable tedium and routine; fantasizing about the psychopathologies potentially unleashed by the fall of civil society, the only freedom still possible for him.
that's cool, man, but have you tried the taste of a refreshing matcha latte
December 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Sitting in a comfortable home with a steady income; living a life of almost unbearable tedium and routine; fantasizing about the psychopathologies potentially unleashed by the fall of civil society, the only freedom still possible for him.
The most devout followers of Jesus pretend the New Testament doesn’t exist.
December 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The most devout followers of Jesus pretend the New Testament doesn’t exist.
Guillotines
Netflix co-CEO Ted Sarandos says BARBIE and OPPENHEIMER would have been just as big on Netflix.
“There’s no reason to believe that the movie itself is better in any size of screen for all people. My son’s an editor, he watched ‘Lawrence of Arabia’ on his phone.”
via
@nytimes
“There’s no reason to believe that the movie itself is better in any size of screen for all people. My son’s an editor, he watched ‘Lawrence of Arabia’ on his phone.”
via
@nytimes
December 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Guillotines
#Project2029 idea: Every citizen or legal immigrant who is violently “detained” gets the $50k ICE signing bonus instead of the officer responsible.
December 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
#Project2029 idea: Every citizen or legal immigrant who is violently “detained” gets the $50k ICE signing bonus instead of the officer responsible.
TFW they make your point for you
“.. In the White House’s edit, a TikTok-style voiceover replaces Carpenter saying ‘hot’ with the word ‘illegal.’”
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December 5, 2025 at 11:25 PM
TFW they make your point for you
We will be seated.
Peaky Blinders: The Immortal Man will release in theaters first
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December 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
We will be seated.
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If so, it is quite possible that the suspect reached this belief by consuming media produced by the current Director and Deputy Director of the FBI.
SCOOP: The Jan. 6 pipe bomb suspect told the FBI he believed in 2020 election conspiracy theories.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Pipe bomb suspect told FBI he believed 2020 election conspiracy theories
The suspect has been cooperating with the FBI, according to sources, and is expected to make his first court appearance on Friday.
www.nbcnews.com
December 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
If so, it is quite possible that the suspect reached this belief by consuming media produced by the current Director and Deputy Director of the FBI.
Guillotines
December 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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The underlying facts of this one are still mind-shattering to me.
Imagine hating trans people so much you would sue to preemptively prevent them from accessing healthcare and homeless shelters available to everyone else on the theory that your own child might one day run away and need healthcare.
Imagine hating trans people so much you would sue to preemptively prevent them from accessing healthcare and homeless shelters available to everyone else on the theory that your own child might one day run away and need healthcare.
December 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The underlying facts of this one are still mind-shattering to me.
Imagine hating trans people so much you would sue to preemptively prevent them from accessing healthcare and homeless shelters available to everyone else on the theory that your own child might one day run away and need healthcare.
Imagine hating trans people so much you would sue to preemptively prevent them from accessing healthcare and homeless shelters available to everyone else on the theory that your own child might one day run away and need healthcare.
Wow.
Breaking News: Frank Gehry, a titan of architecture, has died at 96. He designed some of the world’s most recognizable buildings — many widely regarded as masterpieces. nyti.ms/4rGCYiE
December 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Wow.
“Governments should fear the people.” -these morons last year
Breyer: Is every violent protest a rebellion? If opposing the administration's policies?
DOJ: The ... uh ... facts here gave rise to at least a danger of rebellion.
Breyer: And today? Is there a danger of rebellion today?
DOJ: The threat persists.
DOJ: The ... uh ... facts here gave rise to at least a danger of rebellion.
Breyer: And today? Is there a danger of rebellion today?
DOJ: The threat persists.
December 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
“Governments should fear the people.” -these morons last year
Our president is such a narcissistic moron that people invent awards to give him so that he’ll like them, and it actually works.
December 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Our president is such a narcissistic moron that people invent awards to give him so that he’ll like them, and it actually works.
YOU FUCKIN THINK??
SCOOP: The Jan. 6 pipe bomb suspect told the FBI he believed in 2020 election conspiracy theories.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Pipe bomb suspect told FBI he believed 2020 election conspiracy theories
The suspect has been cooperating with the FBI, according to sources, and is expected to make his first court appearance on Friday.
www.nbcnews.com
December 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
YOU FUCKIN THINK??
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Truly the stupidest cult. Obsessed with a drug that doesn't work against an infectious disease that they don't even think is real.
In lieu of affordable universal health insurance, Texans will now be given better access to de-worming medication.
December 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Truly the stupidest cult. Obsessed with a drug that doesn't work against an infectious disease that they don't even think is real.
Did Detroit score too fas-
a man in a purple jacket is holding a sign that says " abolish kill children "
ALT: a man in a purple jacket is holding a sign that says " abolish kill children "
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Did Detroit score too fas-
2020: 8 minutes and 46 seconds
2025:
2025:
December 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
2020: 8 minutes and 46 seconds
2025:
2025:
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They’re lawlessly murdering people to mock the US Congress for daring to question their previous lawless murders. Shocking beyond belief.
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announces another boat strike in response to a request/wish from Turning Point USA’s Andrew Kolvet.
December 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
They’re lawlessly murdering people to mock the US Congress for daring to question their previous lawless murders. Shocking beyond belief.
*sank
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announces another boat strike in response to a request/wish from Turning Point USA’s Andrew Kolvet.
December 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
*sank
This might look like mind-numbing hypocrisy, but there’s a huge difference: this particular Honduran drug trafficker didn’t write a flattering letter to the American dictator asking for a pardon (yet)
Oh man, sucks for this guy that he's only a former Honduras Congressman and not a former Honduras President
December 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
This might look like mind-numbing hypocrisy, but there’s a huge difference: this particular Honduran drug trafficker didn’t write a flattering letter to the American dictator asking for a pardon (yet)
I desperately need football people to stop calling the coach of the Cowboys “Shotty.” It sounds like they’re going to break into an Iyaz song.
December 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I desperately need football people to stop calling the coach of the Cowboys “Shotty.” It sounds like they’re going to break into an Iyaz song.
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The constitution is colorblind unless you want to discriminate against nonwhites. Then it’s fine apnews.com/article/supr...
Supreme Court allows Texas to use a congressional map favorable to Republicans in 2026
The Supreme Court is allowing the challenged Texas congressional redistricting plan to be used in next year’s election, despite a lower-court ruling that the map likely discriminates on the basis of r...
apnews.com
December 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
The constitution is colorblind unless you want to discriminate against nonwhites. Then it’s fine apnews.com/article/supr...
#Project2029 idea: Double jeopardy applies to indictments too.
“[T]he Justice Department is determined to try again.”
December 4, 2025 at 11:44 PM
#Project2029 idea: Double jeopardy applies to indictments too.