Bea
@autiebea.bsky.social
neurodivergent (AuDHD) former speducator. snarky & hypergraphic political junkie. fluent in sarcasm.
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Bea
@autiebea.bsky.social
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Prepare for a National Emergency!
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i made this in february, but it's still relevant.
(of course, only relevant for shits and giggles these days, since donald has assured us that grocery prices are "coming down very substantially".)
feel free to share far and wide!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykvA...
(of course, only relevant for shits and giggles these days, since donald has assured us that grocery prices are "coming down very substantially".)
feel free to share far and wide!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykvA...
um, if you have to threaten schools to establish a program....
abbott: “Let me be clear: Any school that stands in the way of a Club America program in their school should be reported immediately to the Texas Education Agency.”
www.texastribune.org/2025/12/08/t...
abbott: “Let me be clear: Any school that stands in the way of a Club America program in their school should be reported immediately to the Texas Education Agency.”
www.texastribune.org/2025/12/08/t...
Abbott says Turning Point USA will expand in Texas schools
Republican officials in Oklahoma and Florida have also launched plans to expand the presence of the conservative youth organization founded by Charlie Kirk.
www.texastribune.org
December 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
um, if you have to threaten schools to establish a program....
abbott: “Let me be clear: Any school that stands in the way of a Club America program in their school should be reported immediately to the Texas Education Agency.”
www.texastribune.org/2025/12/08/t...
abbott: “Let me be clear: Any school that stands in the way of a Club America program in their school should be reported immediately to the Texas Education Agency.”
www.texastribune.org/2025/12/08/t...
designed the official presidential portrait to display when he's finally gone...
December 9, 2025 at 1:36 AM
designed the official presidential portrait to display when he's finally gone...
don't forget about impeaching several supreme court "justices"
and vacating decisions after the senate convicts.
and vacating decisions after the senate convicts.
Congressional investigations are likely the ONLY accountability this administration will face. Bondi won't arrest anyone. US officials can't be tried at the Hague. And even if we get a new AG in 2029, Trump is going to pardon everyone. These midterms are crucial for accountability.
December 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
don't forget about impeaching several supreme court "justices"
and vacating decisions after the senate convicts.
and vacating decisions after the senate convicts.
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Another round of Sunday shows today where a string of Republican senators and representatives claimed to have no knowledge or awareness of any of the worst things Trump said or did this week.
December 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Another round of Sunday shows today where a string of Republican senators and representatives claimed to have no knowledge or awareness of any of the worst things Trump said or did this week.
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Can just one of them grow a fucking spine be like, oh hey, I thought I was the most obnoxious reporter in the whole place? And then another can be like, no you're the terrible, low IQ one, I'm the most obnoxious one.
December 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Can just one of them grow a fucking spine be like, oh hey, I thought I was the most obnoxious reporter in the whole place? And then another can be like, no you're the terrible, low IQ one, I'm the most obnoxious one.
evidently, the rain would like a word...
December 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM
evidently, the rain would like a word...
BREAKING!
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December 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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DUFFY: You should wear a tuxedo to your flight.
ALSO DUFFY: But the airport will be a gym.
ALSO DUFFY: But the airport will be a gym.
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
DUFFY: You should wear a tuxedo to your flight.
ALSO DUFFY: But the airport will be a gym.
ALSO DUFFY: But the airport will be a gym.
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The news media serve as tools of a repressive regime when they highlight nicknames like “Operation Charlotte’s Web” and “Cornhusker Clink” to help Trump market misery.
Every crackdown on immigrants should not be treated as if it’s a new flavor of Ben & Jerry’s.
My Stop the Presses newsletter.
Every crackdown on immigrants should not be treated as if it’s a new flavor of Ben & Jerry’s.
My Stop the Presses newsletter.
The media must stop helping Trump market misery
Journalists don’t have to repeat the regime’s cutesy nicknames for its corrupt campaigns
www.stopthepresses.news
December 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The news media serve as tools of a repressive regime when they highlight nicknames like “Operation Charlotte’s Web” and “Cornhusker Clink” to help Trump market misery.
Every crackdown on immigrants should not be treated as if it’s a new flavor of Ben & Jerry’s.
My Stop the Presses newsletter.
Every crackdown on immigrants should not be treated as if it’s a new flavor of Ben & Jerry’s.
My Stop the Presses newsletter.
i bet there's also been an uptick in "farm accidents" too...
bc life insurance doesn't pay when it's on purpose.
bc life insurance doesn't pay when it's on purpose.
Farmer: Agriculture in this country has been in a complete turbulence and turmoil since Trump got elected. Farm suicides, farm bankruptcies, farm foreclosures are all up under his watch. And I want to remind Trump that we're in the position that we're in because of his tariffs.
December 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
i bet there's also been an uptick in "farm accidents" too...
bc life insurance doesn't pay when it's on purpose.
bc life insurance doesn't pay when it's on purpose.
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Conning neurodivergent people into working for The Bad Guys is not the kind of equity we’re asking for. Historically, we don’t fare well in fascist societies, and it’s in our interest to fight back, not fall in line.
Palantir's new neurodivergent fellowship is in fact bad because neurodivergent people participating in technofascism will not save us. Latest for @motherjones.com www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
The problem with Palantir's new neurodivergent fellowship
Critics have accused the company of being technofascist.
www.motherjones.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Conning neurodivergent people into working for The Bad Guys is not the kind of equity we’re asking for. Historically, we don’t fare well in fascist societies, and it’s in our interest to fight back, not fall in line.
i'm not great with numbers, so.... we're still winning on the whole tariff thing, right? RIGHT???
apnews.com/article/chin... trade surplus tops $1 trillion as its exports surge
apnews.com/article/chin... trade surplus tops $1 trillion as its exports surge
China's trade surplus tops $1 trillion as its exports surge
China's exports returned to growth in November after an unexpected contraction in October, pushing its trade surplus for 2025 past the $1 trillion mark for the first time.
apnews.com
December 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
i'm not great with numbers, so.... we're still winning on the whole tariff thing, right? RIGHT???
apnews.com/article/chin... trade surplus tops $1 trillion as its exports surge
apnews.com/article/chin... trade surplus tops $1 trillion as its exports surge
what the fuck is going on with that purple, bloated left hand?
(also, expert framing with the "no" right under dinald and melania's grip!) 🤣
(also, expert framing with the "no" right under dinald and melania's grip!) 🤣
Trump's bandaged hand last night at the Kennedy Center Honors gala
(photos via Getty and by Allison Robbert and Brendan Smialowski)
(photos via Getty and by Allison Robbert and Brendan Smialowski)
December 8, 2025 at 2:16 PM
what the fuck is going on with that purple, bloated left hand?
(also, expert framing with the "no" right under dinald and melania's grip!) 🤣
(also, expert framing with the "no" right under dinald and melania's grip!) 🤣
WHAT CARGO?!
we haven't seen evidence of any drugs from any of these strikes.
...and you can't claim anymore that we haven't seen photos of drug bales bc the murder missiles destroyed all of them.
NOW what you got to say?
we haven't seen evidence of any drugs from any of these strikes.
...and you can't claim anymore that we haven't seen photos of drug bales bc the murder missiles destroyed all of them.
NOW what you got to say?
WELKER: Isn't it possible that even the act of taking off a t shirt could've been part of an attempt to get attention for help?
TOM COTTON: Or it could've been an attempt to signal to another cartel boat to come pick them up and pick up the cargo
TOM COTTON: Or it could've been an attempt to signal to another cartel boat to come pick them up and pick up the cargo
December 8, 2025 at 5:25 AM
WHAT CARGO?!
we haven't seen evidence of any drugs from any of these strikes.
...and you can't claim anymore that we haven't seen photos of drug bales bc the murder missiles destroyed all of them.
NOW what you got to say?
we haven't seen evidence of any drugs from any of these strikes.
...and you can't claim anymore that we haven't seen photos of drug bales bc the murder missiles destroyed all of them.
NOW what you got to say?
good men don't break their oath and murder people to keep a fucking job.
admiral bradley is forever disgraced.
admiral bradley is forever disgraced.
BRENNAN: Do you have confidence in Admiral Bradley?
HIMES: What it raises is what happens when an apparently good man like Admiral Bradley is placed in a context where he knows that if he countermands an order he's uncomfortable with it's very likely he'll be fired
HIMES: What it raises is what happens when an apparently good man like Admiral Bradley is placed in a context where he knows that if he countermands an order he's uncomfortable with it's very likely he'll be fired
December 8, 2025 at 5:17 AM
good men don't break their oath and murder people to keep a fucking job.
admiral bradley is forever disgraced.
admiral bradley is forever disgraced.
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Know your rights. Protect your neighbors.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
December 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Know your rights. Protect your neighbors.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
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Whoa … this is really strange.
Federal law enforcement managed to confiscate almost two tons of cocaine, and arrest 3 suspects, without blowing the boat out of the water or killing anyone.
🎁 link ⤵️
www.miamiherald.com/news/local/c...
Federal law enforcement managed to confiscate almost two tons of cocaine, and arrest 3 suspects, without blowing the boat out of the water or killing anyone.
🎁 link ⤵️
www.miamiherald.com/news/local/c...
$28 million of cocaine seized off Miami Beach. Three men charged
Coast Guard and CBP seized about 3,715 pounds of cocaine worth $28 million from a 65-foot vessel near Government Cut off Miami Beach; three men were arrested.
www.miamiherald.com
December 7, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Whoa … this is really strange.
Federal law enforcement managed to confiscate almost two tons of cocaine, and arrest 3 suspects, without blowing the boat out of the water or killing anyone.
🎁 link ⤵️
www.miamiherald.com/news/local/c...
Federal law enforcement managed to confiscate almost two tons of cocaine, and arrest 3 suspects, without blowing the boat out of the water or killing anyone.
🎁 link ⤵️
www.miamiherald.com/news/local/c...
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Listen, ending your elite Reverse Uno with, “I’m praying for him,” is cold as ice.
BARTIROMO: Have you considered switching parties?
CUELLAR: Look, I'm a Democrat
BARTIROMO: Okay, but Trump is out with a new Truth Social saying saying, "next time, no more Mr Nice Guy"
CUELLAR: I was at church this morning praying for the president
CUELLAR: Look, I'm a Democrat
BARTIROMO: Okay, but Trump is out with a new Truth Social saying saying, "next time, no more Mr Nice Guy"
CUELLAR: I was at church this morning praying for the president
December 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Listen, ending your elite Reverse Uno with, “I’m praying for him,” is cold as ice.
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December 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
In the name of #environmental #climatechange #science and just as importantly #dei #dicktuck and #federalgrants @pattiegonia.bsky.social is an account to 👀 🙌👍🫶
operation fuck with new orleans is primarily focused on detaining brown ppl w/o violent criminal records
and spying on the community members who are trying to help ppl to not get detained bc they're brown.
heckuvajob, bovie.
the briefings are seriously fashy stuff.
apnews.com/article/immi...
and spying on the community members who are trying to help ppl to not get detained bc they're brown.
heckuvajob, bovie.
the briefings are seriously fashy stuff.
apnews.com/article/immi...
Records reviewed by AP detail online monitoring, arrests in New Orleans immigration crackdown
State and federal authorities are monitoring online criticism and protests against the immigration crackdown in New Orleans.
apnews.com
December 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
operation fuck with new orleans is primarily focused on detaining brown ppl w/o violent criminal records
and spying on the community members who are trying to help ppl to not get detained bc they're brown.
heckuvajob, bovie.
the briefings are seriously fashy stuff.
apnews.com/article/immi...
and spying on the community members who are trying to help ppl to not get detained bc they're brown.
heckuvajob, bovie.
the briefings are seriously fashy stuff.
apnews.com/article/immi...
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the best part is that he is actually genuinely really mad about this, because Cuellar has broken the golden rule of Trump deals: he gets to stiff you, you don’t get to stiff him
December 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
the best part is that he is actually genuinely really mad about this, because Cuellar has broken the golden rule of Trump deals: he gets to stiff you, you don’t get to stiff him
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I refuse to hand it to Cuellar but this is hysterical
is there no honor among comically corrupt politicians? what is the world coming to?!
is there no honor among comically corrupt politicians? what is the world coming to?!
ok look Henry Cuellar sucks but this is pretty funny he took the pardon now Trump has no leverage over him so he filed to run again and Trump is losing it
December 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I refuse to hand it to Cuellar but this is hysterical
is there no honor among comically corrupt politicians? what is the world coming to?!
is there no honor among comically corrupt politicians? what is the world coming to?!
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FLASHY LIGHT WARNING.
also, this is fucking amazing.
also, this is fucking amazing.
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
FLASHY LIGHT WARNING.
also, this is fucking amazing.
also, this is fucking amazing.
it's established louisiana law.
tested and upheld as constitutional.
it's ILLEGAL to wear a mask except for specific instances detailed in the law.
it was originally passed to prevent KKK activities.
www.legis.la.gov/legis/law.as...
tested and upheld as constitutional.
it's ILLEGAL to wear a mask except for specific instances detailed in the law.
it was originally passed to prevent KKK activities.
www.legis.la.gov/legis/law.as...
Louisiana Laws - Louisiana State Legislature
www.legis.la.gov
December 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
it's established louisiana law.
tested and upheld as constitutional.
it's ILLEGAL to wear a mask except for specific instances detailed in the law.
it was originally passed to prevent KKK activities.
www.legis.la.gov/legis/law.as...
tested and upheld as constitutional.
it's ILLEGAL to wear a mask except for specific instances detailed in the law.
it was originally passed to prevent KKK activities.
www.legis.la.gov/legis/law.as...