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Autolycus
@autolycussteals.bsky.social
God of Thieves, Wrestling, and Shapeshifting. Son of Hermes and Chione. Twin brother of Philammon. //Ace (RP Account)
Throwing a small party with a lot of stolen objects.

“Hey! (reader), welcome! Take one thing and enjoy the party!”
December 15, 2024 at 12:55 AM
I think I’m pregnant… who did it?

*a board game was happening, how does (Reader) reply to Auto?*

It was you! (Reader)! You’re the father!
December 10, 2024 at 1:03 PM
Reposted by Autolycus
"𝓦𝓱𝓮𝓷 𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝔀𝓪𝓼 𝓱𝓸𝓹𝓮 𝓵𝓸𝓼𝓼, 𝓼𝓱𝓮 𝓵𝓮𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓶 𝓽𝓸 𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓽𝓸𝓻𝔂"

Goddess of Victory
November 18, 2024 at 9:36 AM
Running up to *Reader* in ring gear, *Reader* better watch out before Auto starts practicing wrestling with them.
Yes, he will also we commentating everything he does.

“He’s getting closer, *Reader* won’t know what hit em’!”
November 17, 2024 at 3:12 AM
Reposted by Autolycus
When Hermes said, "Lastly the wind bag. We went through so much to get this."

Aeolus, he, and I were messing around 90% of the time, as you can see. It wasn't that serious. He's just dramatic.
#epicthemusical
November 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
“I think you’re the kindest goddess out there.”
" You don't need to thank me for that. I'm just stating the facts"

She chuckled patting his head
“That actually means a lot, thank you.”
November 16, 2024 at 9:18 PM
“That actually means a lot, thank you.”
"Hush you will always be the young bean running around pickpocketing everyone"
“I’m not a child Pasithea, I’m very much a grown man.”
November 16, 2024 at 8:43 PM
“I’m not a child Pasithea, I’m very much a grown man.”
"Such a sweet child. I'm happy you're safe"
He had already gotten into trouble but he smiled and nodded

“No trouble here! Just Auto things I do.”
November 16, 2024 at 8:32 PM
100 necklaces for each of us!

This will be so much fun.
She looks over at the building with a smile,

“I’m sure we could do more than 3 necklaces.”
I sure hope so

*He points to a building*

Over there, they sell very very nice jewelry. We’d come out rich if we got like… 3 necklaces.
November 16, 2024 at 7:50 PM
I sure hope so

*He points to a building*

Over there, they sell very very nice jewelry. We’d come out rich if we got like… 3 necklaces.
Sure! Sounds fun
Never! I always have fun when you’re around.

Let’s go steal something nice for us! Like… like a necklace.
November 16, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Never! I always have fun when you’re around.

Let’s go steal something nice for us! Like… like a necklace.
Mind if I join?
Stealing, fighting and turning into others and things. The usual things I always do!
November 16, 2024 at 7:21 PM
He had already gotten into trouble but he smiled and nodded

“No trouble here! Just Auto things I do.”
"Oh? Stay out of trouble. I would be heartbroken if you got hurt"
“I’m okay, I’m having fun!”
November 16, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Stealing, fighting and turning into others and things. The usual things I always do!
Well up to anything fun or just lurking around
That’s good, taking breaks is important. I take lots and lots of breaks from doing nothing.
November 16, 2024 at 7:20 PM
That’s good, taking breaks is important. I take lots and lots of breaks from doing nothing.
Taking a break from the underworld
Pragma! What are you doing here?
November 16, 2024 at 5:35 PM
“I’m okay, I’m having fun!”
Hugging him in return

"I am wonderful, how are you sweetie?"
He smiles and hugs her.

“Hello, how are you?”
November 16, 2024 at 5:35 PM
“Want to go steal things from others with me?”
"Nothing really."
“Hello hello! What you doing?”
November 16, 2024 at 5:34 PM
He smiles and hugs her.

“Hello, how are you?”
She is pinching her nephews cheeks
Woah! There’s so many people I know here!
November 16, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Pragma! What are you doing here?
Autooo~
Woah! There’s so many people I know here!
November 16, 2024 at 5:12 PM
“Hello hello! What you doing?”
"Hi!"
Woah! There’s so many people I know here!
November 16, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Woah! There’s so many people I know here!
November 16, 2024 at 4:55 PM
*New place and Auto wastes no time in stealing from everyone*

Hello, hello, hello, hello

*He says hi to everyone he’s steals from*
November 16, 2024 at 1:47 PM