Given how much the history of the founding fathers was intertwined with slavery (and mere mention is thus the dreaded 'DEI') it wouldn't surprise me if they did actually end up getting unpersoned.

Even a few years ago these kind of comparisons would have been seen as very ‘Godwin’s Law’ and a bit much. Now I genuinely think we’re getting closer to a 1-to-1 match.

‘Gerbil Scenario’ sounds like the subtitle of a lesser known Tom Clancy novel.