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When you drive it, can you feel the dad energy coursing through your veins?
November 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
When you drive it, can you feel the dad energy coursing through your veins?
Can you really, truly, dadmaxx if you're not in a minivan? You need to get down with the Pacifica Plug-in Hybrid.
November 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Can you really, truly, dadmaxx if you're not in a minivan? You need to get down with the Pacifica Plug-in Hybrid.
The Democratic Party as an organization is too corrupted to save.
November 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The Democratic Party as an organization is too corrupted to save.
All of them. It's a prereq. Like Freshman English.
November 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
All of them. It's a prereq. Like Freshman English.
...localized entirely within your kitchen?
November 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
...localized entirely within your kitchen?
Lol, so you're going to have to buy some Sunday best church clothes?
November 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Lol, so you're going to have to buy some Sunday best church clothes?
Isn't looking homeless downstream from the classic Jesuit value of perpetual poverty?
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Isn't looking homeless downstream from the classic Jesuit value of perpetual poverty?
Q: Now listen up, 007, I'm only going to go through this once. I've upgraded your TARDIS to dispense tire spikes and oil slicks...
November 11, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Q: Now listen up, 007, I'm only going to go through this once. I've upgraded your TARDIS to dispense tire spikes and oil slicks...
Beautiful! Just found your account today, enjoyed them all. I was wondering, what is the purpose of the little color dots outside the main part of your paintings?
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Beautiful! Just found your account today, enjoyed them all. I was wondering, what is the purpose of the little color dots outside the main part of your paintings?
INDIANA JONES CROSS OVER!
George Lazenby is still alive, get him and Harrison Ford to have an old fart competition on screen.
George Lazenby is still alive, get him and Harrison Ford to have an old fart competition on screen.
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM
INDIANA JONES CROSS OVER!
George Lazenby is still alive, get him and Harrison Ford to have an old fart competition on screen.
George Lazenby is still alive, get him and Harrison Ford to have an old fart competition on screen.
Cold as it is, still no visible shrinkage!
November 11, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Cold as it is, still no visible shrinkage!
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His cabinet was confirmed because the Senate fast tracked all of his nominations in near record time. It broke modern records for fastest cabinet confirmed.
Chuck Schumer, Amy Klobuchar and Hakeem Jeffries literally planned Trump's inauguration.
Chuck Schumer, Amy Klobuchar and Hakeem Jeffries literally planned Trump's inauguration.
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
His cabinet was confirmed because the Senate fast tracked all of his nominations in near record time. It broke modern records for fastest cabinet confirmed.
Chuck Schumer, Amy Klobuchar and Hakeem Jeffries literally planned Trump's inauguration.
Chuck Schumer, Amy Klobuchar and Hakeem Jeffries literally planned Trump's inauguration.
They smear peanut butter under his upper lip, just like they did with Mr. Ed.
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
They smear peanut butter under his upper lip, just like they did with Mr. Ed.
Fighting united? Like people were doing until 8 milquetoast quisling Dems who are retiring or aren't up for reelection until 2028 throw away a ton of political capital because they don't want their thanksgiving travel plans interrupted?
November 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Fighting united? Like people were doing until 8 milquetoast quisling Dems who are retiring or aren't up for reelection until 2028 throw away a ton of political capital because they don't want their thanksgiving travel plans interrupted?
So, we need to become the Sea Peoples? Let's get some circular shields and pointy triangular swords!
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
So, we need to become the Sea Peoples? Let's get some circular shields and pointy triangular swords!
"Bronze age collapse?" You telling me we gotta be on the lookout for the Sea People now too? This is bad this is bad this is bad.
November 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
"Bronze age collapse?" You telling me we gotta be on the lookout for the Sea People now too? This is bad this is bad this is bad.