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Axi @axiphyis.bsky.social · 4d

lol
doofus :3

Axi @axiphyis.bsky.social · 4d

But don't you realize how funny it could be!!! It'd be uh. REALLY funny!!!

Axi @axiphyis.bsky.social · 4d

yknow you could make a really funny meme by worshipping my feet though
thatd be
so funny
def nothing else

Axi @axiphyis.bsky.social · 4d

guess youll also find out why the country of your dutch neighbors is so flat ;3c

Axi @axiphyis.bsky.social · 4d

THIS IS TRUE!!!

Axi @axiphyis.bsky.social · 4d

guess ill have to walk back to europe a bit then :3

Axi @axiphyis.bsky.social · 4d

Oh, the nation will be fine! In fact, these states sure will be united as debris on my soles,,,

Axi @axiphyis.bsky.social · 4d

Yeah I don't blame you, my feet are also purple with blue soles lol and the hues are def similar
Was a coincidence though! Nintendo better not sue me for my big hot feet

Axi @axiphyis.bsky.social · 4d

Tbh it's better than air
Admittedly can't deny that it doesn't keep you alive for too long but it sure as hell feels better to breathe it in :3

Axi @axiphyis.bsky.social · 4d

Oh I'm sure there is! Just, might be even harder to breathe. Not like there really was any oxygen to begin with tbf

Axi @axiphyis.bsky.social · 4d

Anyways, because you pointed out an error, as a reward, you get to lick my feet. You're welcome!

Axi @axiphyis.bsky.social · 4d

IKR
Me n my big fat butt just choking out a lil dude,,,
Don't think there's many better things in life!

Axi @axiphyis.bsky.social · 4d

Oh he's fiiiiiiiine. I'm sure. You can go look for him on my feet!

Axi @axiphyis.bsky.social · 4d

More than nice, let's be real :3

Axi @axiphyis.bsky.social · 4d

You're the second person to say this!!!
Shaking my smh,,,
It's difficult to determine the exact states when they're all just rubble on my feet,,,

Axi @axiphyis.bsky.social · 4d

I think you're a bit small for me to tell, lil dude. But if there's a dense fog and there's a bunch of rubble around you and the ground is lightblue with a lovely smell, you're probably on there, yeah. Let's hope you are, I heard being stuck on my feet is great :3

Axi @axiphyis.bsky.social · 4d

A little! Could be bigger :3c

Axi @axiphyis.bsky.social · 4d

Weeeeell, if you used your freaky eyes to look at something other than my big, soft, dirty, perfect feet, you miiiight notice that I'm not Toxtricity at all!!
(jk, I can see where you're coming from hehe)

Axi @axiphyis.bsky.social · 4d

Oh I'm sure they are! Could replace a whole lotta stuff in this puny realm, really,,,

Axi @axiphyis.bsky.social · 4d

Dude, those feet pics would be the best feet pics ever, let's be real

Axi @axiphyis.bsky.social · 5d

*accidentally crushes you under my feet*
oh no

wait i mean
*just keeps walking cause youre too tiny for me to even bother, of course*

Axi @axiphyis.bsky.social · 5d

I may have messed up your electricity network with my massive stompers. might be hard to keep yourself entertained without any internet,,,

if only there was SOMETHING nearby to look at for entertainment,,,

(sketch was gifted by @yakucabbit.bsky.social!!! shading and coloring's my work +w+)

Axi @axiphyis.bsky.social · 5d

well, gimme a direction then!!!

Axi @axiphyis.bsky.social · 5d

Oh, no need! I'll just step somewhere and then force everyone who got stepped on to clean my feet uwu

Axi @axiphyis.bsky.social · 6d

THANKS

(may or may not have used my own really good feet as reference >w>)