Aysha Rehm 📚
@aysharehm.bsky.social
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Freelance copyeditor and proofreader. Avid multi-genre book and short story reader. Poetry writer. Nerd, geek, and cat person. SF, Fantasy, Mystery, Supernatural, and more. Pronouns: She/her [email protected]
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Oliver, our 9 month, 12 lbs "kitten." Happy #Caturday.
Grey and white domestic shorthair kitten sitting on a bed.
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"Then eat it!"

Mom eats a handful, then asks if they'd like some.

That's when they laughed.

But they did make us eat ALL of the cheese before we boarded the flight since we couldn't take it on the plane.

Nearly everyone in the waiting room had some cheese for breakfast./end
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(That's when the gun-toting people went on alert.)

They pulled it out, everyone looked at it for a moment, and my mother finally goes, "Oh! It's cheese!

Puzzled and disgruntled looks from the guards. "Cheese?"

Yes, cheese. My mother-in-law must have put it in my bag "

More looks./3
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And that several soldiers with machine guns were on alert.

After a few tense minutes the guards laughed and waved my mother through.

Mom said there was a big rectangular block which the X-ray machine couldn't see through in her bag and the guard asked what it was. She said she didn't know./2
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Back in 1995, my husband, my mother, and I visited my grandparents in Istanbul. Every morning my grandma served us local cheese my mother fell in love with.

Fast forward to the security checkpoint in the Istanbul airport where my husband and I breezed through and then noticed my mom had not./1
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Marching band season is here!
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(snicker)
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Oh, you’re an author? You should get a real job. You know. Like all those people who work on your books. Editors and publicists and sales reps and executives, myriad others whose gainful full-time employment solely centers around what you produce. Why can’t you just have a real job like all of them?
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The Magic School Bus in camouflage.

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What a horrible situation for everyone.
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I imagine this also affects regular college students. I was 17 as a college freshman, and I wasn't the only one.
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#Caturday. Same Oliver.
Cat, Oliver, looking out a window.
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Back-end guy didn't think this through.

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Oliver's excited to meet his cousin.

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Oliver, a grey tiger stripe and white kitten, sprawled on his back sleeping.
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Oh, it's true. He texted me the entire time.
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It was a financial decision. #Colbert
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Lookalike contest Grand Prize winners' photo.

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Dinosaur DNA? Phffft.

Try cat DNA!

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Bicycle safety features Test 99: Fail

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"They've cooked steaks for us today!"

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"Told you these disguises would work!"

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