backup batter
@backupbatter.bsky.social
What's this? You suck at puppeteering? The Batter is dead? Well good news!
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OFF Fan Character, supposed to appear when The Batter dies.
Profile is temp
Owned by Shadith the Akian
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OFF Fan Character, supposed to appear when The Batter dies.
Profile is temp
Owned by Shadith the Akian
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backup batter
@backupbatter.bsky.social
· May 15
If I'm here then that must mean... it's time for me to carry on the fight against the Spectres! No matter how many times I fall I will always stand back up!
#parodysky #RP #RPSky #OFFRP #OCRP #OFFGAME #OFFTheRPG #mortisghost #MVRP
#parodysky #RP #RPSky #OFFRP #OCRP #OFFGAME #OFFTheRPG #mortisghost #MVRP
"My puppeteer is being clear on not being violent... I think."
“…If the Batter or his replacement tries to attack anyone so Eloha help me—“
November 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
"My puppeteer is being clear on not being violent... I think."
"What if I can't hit them?"
"Take it from me if you're strong enough they won't want the beef."
"Hm... how do I not start a fight... because some are mad at me..."
November 28, 2025 at 10:58 PM
"What if I can't hit them?"
"Hm... how do I not start a fight... because some are mad at me..."
November 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
"Hm... how do I not start a fight... because some are mad at me..."
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Red sighed as he looked over his outfit.
"Good enough."
He genuinely doesn't remember the last time he was at a wedding but it'll probably be fine.
"Good enough."
He genuinely doesn't remember the last time he was at a wedding but it'll probably be fine.
November 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Red sighed as he looked over his outfit.
"Good enough."
He genuinely doesn't remember the last time he was at a wedding but it'll probably be fine.
"Good enough."
He genuinely doesn't remember the last time he was at a wedding but it'll probably be fine.
"...I shall take my bat!"
“Seems like it. I already know who i’m bringing as my plus one. You figure out yourself.”
There he does. He’s not elaborating further
There he does. He’s not elaborating further
"Didn't want you anyway... is must like... I have to find one?"
November 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
"...I shall take my bat!"
"Didn't want you anyway... is must like... I have to find one?"
“Someone extra you must bring with you… atleast that’s what i heard from Vader.”
. . . . . .
“…no i will not be your plus one.”
. . . . . .
“…no i will not be your plus one.”
"What's a plus one?"
November 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
"Didn't want you anyway... is must like... I have to find one?"
"What's a plus one?"
November 28, 2025 at 10:32 PM
"What's a plus one?"
Shadith
Everyone jumping Disney is hilarious
Everyone jumping Disney is hilarious
November 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Shadith
Everyone jumping Disney is hilarious
Everyone jumping Disney is hilarious
"You own nothing but an evil, wicked soul!"
Do I own this wedding you guys mentioned?
November 28, 2025 at 10:23 PM
"You own nothing but an evil, wicked soul!"
"Is this really wise puppeteer? I mean... we are not as friendly as we could be..."
"..."
"If you insist."
"..."
"If you insist."
November 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
"Is this really wise puppeteer? I mean... we are not as friendly as we could be..."
"..."
"If you insist."
"..."
"If you insist."
BB took it with a bit of a confused expression, he looked down at it before looking back up with a friendly smile.
"Thank you kind sir!"
"Thank you kind sir!"
He just poked around the corner, holding a suit and pants by hangers.
“Here, so you don’t make yourself a fool to everyone else.”
“Here, so you don’t make yourself a fool to everyone else.”
BB looked around.
"...I don't have any other clothes."
The broke bastard had to go to a wedding uninvited without even wearing a suit.
"...I don't have any other clothes."
The broke bastard had to go to a wedding uninvited without even wearing a suit.
November 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
BB took it with a bit of a confused expression, he looked down at it before looking back up with a friendly smile.
"Thank you kind sir!"
"Thank you kind sir!"
BB looked around.
"...I don't have any other clothes."
The broke bastard had to go to a wedding uninvited without even wearing a suit.
"...I don't have any other clothes."
The broke bastard had to go to a wedding uninvited without even wearing a suit.
November 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
BB looked around.
"...I don't have any other clothes."
The broke bastard had to go to a wedding uninvited without even wearing a suit.
"...I don't have any other clothes."
The broke bastard had to go to a wedding uninvited without even wearing a suit.
"A spook wedding... Do we attend, puppeteer?"
November 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
"A spook wedding... Do we attend, puppeteer?"
The backup batter's face drops at this sight, his grip on the bat loose.
"Uh..."
He's too stunned to listen to his puppeteer trying to drag him away.
"Uh..."
He's too stunned to listen to his puppeteer trying to drag him away.
"Do not make me repeat myself."
[ She steps forward. Slowly. Yet, each step echoes dreadfully. The air around her feels heavier.. Why are her hands shifting into tendrils. ]
[ She steps forward. Slowly. Yet, each step echoes dreadfully. The air around her feels heavier.. Why are her hands shifting into tendrils. ]
"Aieeee! Ahem, I mean I'm not afraid of you!"
November 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
The backup batter's face drops at this sight, his grip on the bat loose.
"Uh..."
He's too stunned to listen to his puppeteer trying to drag him away.
"Uh..."
He's too stunned to listen to his puppeteer trying to drag him away.
"Aieeee! Ahem, I mean I'm not afraid of you!"
[ ...Her usually blank face shifted with anger; A pair of blank eyes surfaced, piercing him with cold fury. ]
"𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞."
[ Her voice was a hiss; A contrast to her usually calm whispers. The word grew louder the more it repeated itself. ]
"𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞."
[ Her voice was a hiss; A contrast to her usually calm whispers. The word grew louder the more it repeated itself. ]
"Hey puppeteer... is that my brothers ex? Am I supposed to kill her too?"
"..."
"What do you mean we should leave?"
"..."
"What do you mean we should leave?"
November 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
"Aieeee! Ahem, I mean I'm not afraid of you!"
"Hey puppeteer... is that my brothers ex? Am I supposed to kill her too?"
"..."
"What do you mean we should leave?"
"..."
"What do you mean we should leave?"
November 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
"Hey puppeteer... is that my brothers ex? Am I supposed to kill her too?"
"..."
"What do you mean we should leave?"
"..."
"What do you mean we should leave?"
BB gets this foreboding sense he should probably get out of here... from his puppeteer. Unfortunately he just thinks its fine and doesn't start booking it.
November 21, 2025 at 11:54 PM
BB gets this foreboding sense he should probably get out of here... from his puppeteer. Unfortunately he just thinks its fine and doesn't start booking it.
"Hey- no- get back- ...missed her again."
"Ahaha~! You missed, aga--"
[ A SHOCKWAVE???????? THAT KNOCKED DOWN A WHOLEASS BUILDING. ]
. . . . . .
(❍ᴥ❍ʋ)
[ AAAAND She's already taking off!! Goodbye!! ]
[ A SHOCKWAVE???????? THAT KNOCKED DOWN A WHOLEASS BUILDING. ]
. . . . . .
(❍ᴥ❍ʋ)
[ AAAAND She's already taking off!! Goodbye!! ]
"Lies!"
He swings his bat, not hitting anywhere close but causing a shockwave regardless.
He swings his bat, not hitting anywhere close but causing a shockwave regardless.
November 21, 2025 at 11:47 PM
"Hey- no- get back- ...missed her again."
"Lies!"
He swings his bat, not hitting anywhere close but causing a shockwave regardless.
He swings his bat, not hitting anywhere close but causing a shockwave regardless.
"But alas, I'm still here, tainting your very mission!"
[ Dramatic gasp! ]
"And your God isn't able to do a thing about it, because he's so hopelessly smitten by my charm~!"
[ Dramatic gasp! ]
"And your God isn't able to do a thing about it, because he's so hopelessly smitten by my charm~!"
"If you were on the nice list you would be disappeared already."
November 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
"Lies!"
He swings his bat, not hitting anywhere close but causing a shockwave regardless.
He swings his bat, not hitting anywhere close but causing a shockwave regardless.
"If you were on the nice list you would be disappeared already."
. . .
"...I'm on the good list, right?"💧
"...I'm on the good list, right?"💧
November 21, 2025 at 7:15 PM
"If you were on the nice list you would be disappeared already."
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[ ~☆ 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓 ☆ ~ ]
September 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
[ ~☆ 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓 ☆ ~ ]
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Shadith
Friend's birthday today so I'll be mostly inactive for the rest of the day. Y'all have fun.
Friend's birthday today so I'll be mostly inactive for the rest of the day. Y'all have fun.
November 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Shadith
Friend's birthday today so I'll be mostly inactive for the rest of the day. Y'all have fun.
Friend's birthday today so I'll be mostly inactive for the rest of the day. Y'all have fun.
Bonk.
November 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Bonk.
"There's no way. He's a respectable deity, not a hond that falls for a spook."
“I believe your controller seems to have a certain kind of admiration to the spectre.
If anything, i might go to say they’re… attracted to it.”
Starting directly to said puppeteer.
I know what you are.
If anything, i might go to say they’re… attracted to it.”
Starting directly to said puppeteer.
I know what you are.
"...why does my puppeteer avoid that spook so much...?"
November 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
"There's no way. He's a respectable deity, not a hond that falls for a spook."
