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Jess
@baconjess.bsky.social
Minneapolis

Can I pet your dog?
At Netherlands v Poland round 1 of World Cup qualifiers and I booed this guy.
December 1, 2025 at 6:31 PM
He just brought us a bunch of bitterballen.
November 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Breakfast at 2pm.
November 30, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Watching the Wolves from The Hague!
November 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
A small taste of home in The Hague.
November 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Absolutely incredible spread by @veronicava.bsky.social and Rich for Thanksgiving.
November 29, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Dutch horse cops in The Hague. We spent the rest of our time out and about avoiding piles of horse shit on the sidewalks.
November 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Your aunts and uncles are out on their Thanksgiving Eve in the Hague.
November 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Wish my curls were deadly.
November 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I need this.
November 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Yes ma'am!
November 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Saving the best for last. Currently watching "Dawn of the Peck," next is "Diarrhea of a Poopy Kid," and then...
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Exactly the thing I needed to see when I went down to do laundry before I leave for vacation in a few days.
November 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Looking like a Big Ten game.
November 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Your periodic reminder that Blooming Prairie has a badass flower for a mascot.
November 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Starting my day with a hearty, nutritious breakfast.
November 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
It's bingo time, bitches.
November 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Got these mayo packets tonight with a serving suggestion... 😆
November 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Success!
November 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
A couple of girls were selling bracelets (maybe other stuff?) raising money for something outside the VFW last night and I gave them $20 for this bracelet that they picked out to match my moonstone necklace. I like it!
November 15, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Haven't updated my Turkey Day Dance Party playlist in a while, but I got some inspiration tonight. "Dim All the Lights" was already on there, obviously.
November 14, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I thought of you when I saw this at 33rd and Aldrich a couple of days ago.
November 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Girl, no.
November 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Cannot help myself.
November 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I got that on Instagram and replied with this:
November 8, 2025 at 3:38 PM