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Jess
@baconjess.bsky.social
Minneapolis

Can I pet your dog?
I had a Dutch bartender try to talk my tip down last night.
December 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The Dutch don't go nearly as bonkers for free T-shirts as we do.
December 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Shout out to the dude in a Knicks hat and a Lakers sweatshirt.
December 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Also, four rosés, a bottle of water, and a hot-dog-adjacent tubed meat was 20€.
December 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Dang right.
December 1, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Lucky!
December 1, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Everything was fine and we had a great time.
December 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
We had such a great time!
December 1, 2025 at 12:11 AM
No, we're in The Hague.
December 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Now it's "The Glamorous Life" and Rich and @smithboyrd.bsky.social are doing Sambuca shots. The bartender set his on fire in his mouth.
November 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
He just brought us a bunch of bitterballen.
November 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
He's just catering to us now and I love it, "You've Got the Look."
November 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
He saw him several times in The Hague and a couple were very small after party shows!
November 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Now he put on Purple Rain. 😭😭
November 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Sending you and your family love. I'm so very sorry.
November 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM