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Decorated Jabari Warrior
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Father • Gamer • Chef • Single Malt Scotch Connoisseur • Writer

I joke, but I do not play.

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Looking through Bill's zipper.
December 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I've never really been a fan of gravy. I guess that's because I didn't make it myself. Tonight, that changed.
December 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
This could've been your plate but you playin'
December 3, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I Need To See Your ID BBQ Honey Bourbon Wings and Cheddar Bay Muffins. Warning: You WILL be tipsy!

Y'ALL BETTER STOP PLAYING WITH ME! I'm jk, they slapped though.
December 3, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I saw one of these joints the other day. As slow as it was moving, I hope it's heated on the inside.

Wait. I don't care. I'll never use one.
December 2, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Shouldn't have put ya funky ass lil name on it. Doing everything but the RIGHT thing.
December 2, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Amazon didn't have it, but I know where to get it. 🤣🤣🤣
November 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM
LET'S GO BUCKEYES

O H...
November 29, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Hey Girl, You ever had your bootyhole licked in the back of a turkey truck?

I almost choked to death 😂😂😂
November 27, 2025 at 8:05 AM
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I think I made this over 10 years ago.
November 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
We would take one of these to the shin, wash the blood off with the garden hose and keep playing.

We were that tough.
November 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Me: I don't like sushi

Sushi Eaters: Have you tried .....
November 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 22, 2025 at 7:32 AM
I might order this simply because of the commercial with the CEO.
November 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Newest (unnamed) member of the garage.
November 20, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Wait until I tell y'all what's going on here! 🤤
November 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
“This isn’t the America I know!”

Black People:
November 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
The two levels of Karoline Levitt

1. Cross on for kinda lying days

2. No cross on for bold face lie days
November 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Can I jump in like Double Dutch?

Chicken marsala
Crab cakes
Veggie omelette
Crusted sea bass
November 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Lights off, Good Bourbon, Good Smoke

#issavibe
November 11, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Our entertainment system.
November 8, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Oldest selfie in my phone

Circa 2013
November 7, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Can't sleep and this mf haircut isn't helping. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
November 6, 2025 at 11:12 AM
November 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM