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BadgerFrank
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Just see the pinned post, honest, it'll clear up everything.

Or it won't.
Dumb white boy tries to make cheese tteokbokki.
November 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
*slaps saddle*

YOU CAN FIT SO MANY VITRIFIED SOULS INTO THIS BAD

ER

STAGICORN

#ESOFam
November 24, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Well, I'm going to explain this current quest I'm on in ESO very badly.
November 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
"That's right, you shabby Breton my pauldrons HAVE PAULDRONS."
November 22, 2025 at 4:22 AM
TGIF, Random Altmer Lady.

TGIF. It's been that kind of week in Sunport.

#ESOFam
November 21, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I'm here about your castle's extended warranty...
November 19, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Just as there's some cultist making freaky rugs, there's several whose only job in the Worm Cult is 'vibe architect.'

FRANZ

FRANZ I MUST HAVE MORE MAMMOTH RIBS OR THE ENTIRE FACADE IS RUINED!

RUINED!

#ESOFam #ESO
November 19, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Wife and I did pretty good this time. Yeah there's rice underneath. Yeah my splat of gochujang is not very artful.
November 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Well friend you can buy this standard ballista *or* you can really go hog wild and get the 'extra spikes and Molag Bal's face' 2025 edition.'
November 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I love that somewhere within the ranks of the Worm Cult there is the position of 'weaver whose only job is making freaky shit rugs for the cult.'

#ESOFam
November 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
A simple Breton tailor and...

...all these other people?

PC NA Sloth Fellowship. Break the wall without me friends, I believe in you!

#ESOFam
November 14, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Naturally Lazy Tail will be part of the 1st Tamrielic Skyborn--as a Dragonknight he can just *throw himself.*
November 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
While she may not be Tamriel's most famous redhead, Cariel (canon Dominion side NPC in Elder Scrolls Online) is certainly my favorite. All-stabs, all-snarks.

Alongside her I've put one of *my* characters from a 5e Star Wars campaign--Jinno Taz, The Operative (art by @coveofmadness.bsky.social !!)
November 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Oh. Well, that's something isn't it?

#ESOFam
November 13, 2025 at 4:30 AM
November 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Go home drunk, you're ogrim.
November 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Jerrick is mortified he missed the memo for Matching Monday.
November 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
November 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Yes! Just borrowing! Jerrick--the thief--will totally not pocket it and will absolutely give it back again.

*Absolutely.*

Look! Look how much better this could be with jumper cables!
November 7, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I'm sorry, but it clearly states here that not despawning after a siege camp fight is an offense punishable by trumpet solo. #ESOFam
November 7, 2025 at 12:29 AM
And then there's *this* guy. Keeps trying to eat Jerrick's Death Dancer Amulet for some reason and moaning about being dumped by a goddess.

Mara? Dibella? I dunno, maybe it was Kynareth, she sounds kinda flighty.
November 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The threat of the resurgent Worm Cult and Solstice's plight have brought all manner of travelers to fight under the banner of the Sloth--er, Stirk--Fellowship.

Like this guy. Keeps nattering on about an ocean kingdom. Doesn't look like a Maormer to me.
November 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I give you the cuddle puddle of power.
November 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
My gosh, I think I've seen their cousin.
November 3, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Some light before bed reading.
November 3, 2025 at 1:40 AM