Murphy 💼🩵
@badluckmurphy.bsky.social
Murphy S. Paw, attorney at law
24, Buff chimera, NO MINORS
"Lawyer" I bill you in wedgies and whatever good noises I can get out of you
Snake tail has his own brain and memory, don't think about it.
(Writer, kinkster)
24, Buff chimera, NO MINORS
"Lawyer" I bill you in wedgies and whatever good noises I can get out of you
Snake tail has his own brain and memory, don't think about it.
(Writer, kinkster)
It's a MUCH healthier habit... This is so good 🩵🩵
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
It's a MUCH healthier habit... This is so good 🩵🩵
Whoah how're those not up to your neck yet
November 28, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Whoah how're those not up to your neck yet
"But then how do I get seven boats and deals with mattel??"
November 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
"But then how do I get seven boats and deals with mattel??"
Suuuuuure "tired" it's not like getting bullied gives you energy or anything... ;)
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Suuuuuure "tired" it's not like getting bullied gives you energy or anything... ;)
Did it come off like I was calling you a tamer, Mika? Hahahaha
November 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Did it come off like I was calling you a tamer, Mika? Hahahaha
I feel like it's cheating to tame someone that's been tamed so many times before, but I can't deny his natural aptitude
November 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I feel like it's cheating to tame someone that's been tamed so many times before, but I can't deny his natural aptitude
Personally think you could be more annoying all around, but never give up
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Personally think you could be more annoying all around, but never give up
About to hit the stankiest leg anyone's ever seen
November 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
About to hit the stankiest leg anyone's ever seen
Want him to be my new specebar so I can jostle him in there when I'm making a point
November 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Want him to be my new specebar so I can jostle him in there when I'm making a point
All cultures had to happen simultaneously from the dawn of man so someone could duct tape these two concepts together and I think that is beautiful and horrifying and meaningful and meaningless in equal parts.
Art is so good.
Art is so good.
November 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
All cultures had to happen simultaneously from the dawn of man so someone could duct tape these two concepts together and I think that is beautiful and horrifying and meaningful and meaningless in equal parts.
Art is so good.
Art is so good.
Love how you describe wedgis
November 22, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Love how you describe wedgis
*After forty secondsof intense staring* Oh. Right. They're outside.
November 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
*After forty secondsof intense staring* Oh. Right. They're outside.
Yeah yeah I know how normal you can be when you put your mind to it haha
November 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Yeah yeah I know how normal you can be when you put your mind to it haha
IlovehimIlovehimIlovehimIlovehim he looks so happy to see him I love him I love you thank YOUUU aaaah 🩵🩵🩵
November 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
IlovehimIlovehimIlovehimIlovehim he looks so happy to see him I love him I love you thank YOUUU aaaah 🩵🩵🩵
Yes the wedgienote
November 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Yes the wedgienote