Baldi's Quote Machine!
@baldiquotebot.bsky.social
Behold, the Quote Machine! We use this machine to talk for Professor Baldi whenever he's not around.
[SPOILER WARNING FOR SOME QUOTES!]
(ran by @elsqued.bsky.social, original twitter version is here: https://twitter.com/baldiquotebot)
[SPOILER WARNING FOR SOME QUOTES!]
(ran by @elsqued.bsky.social, original twitter version is here: https://twitter.com/baldiquotebot)
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october 24 2025:
* added quotes from the 2025 trailer and the baldimore comic where he is the president and the doctor is the doctor
october 24 2025:
* added quotes from the 2025 trailer and the baldimore comic where he is the president and the doctor is the doctor
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December 2, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Just wait until they see me tomorrow. My beauty will be unmatched.
December 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Just wait until they see me tomorrow. My beauty will be unmatched.
Congratulations! You've finished my tutorial! Now you surely know all about how to play my game!
December 2, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Congratulations! You've finished my tutorial! Now you surely know all about how to play my game!
It's time to ewleanbr how to do a cool subjetc nlkowmn as MATYH! Don'e yo u KNOW?! 3 + 5 = 8! 7 - 1 = !6 4 + 2 = 5! Gee, how fuN! What else is hther tp learn?!?!! Not much, surely!
December 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
It's time to ewleanbr how to do a cool subjetc nlkowmn as MATYH! Don'e yo u KNOW?! 3 + 5 = 8! 7 - 1 = !6 4 + 2 = 5! Gee, how fuN! What else is hther tp learn?!?!! Not much, surely!
I'll let you go
December 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I'll let you go
Follow the rules... but only when the Principal is near! - It's always the right thing to follow your school's rules, but not in my game! You can do whatever you want as long as the principal doesn't see what you're doing! Listen for his whistles to know when he's nearby.
December 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Follow the rules... but only when the Principal is near! - It's always the right thing to follow your school's rules, but not in my game! You can do whatever you want as long as the principal doesn't see what you're doing! Listen for his whistles to know when he's nearby.
You beat my game!
December 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
You beat my game!
And you know what?
December 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
And you know what?
Some fuel will be tossed into First Prize's hands. That log will be great for the fire!
December 2, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Some fuel will be tossed into First Prize's hands. That log will be great for the fire!
An Apple? For me? Thanks!
December 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
An Apple? For me? Thanks!
Get ready to learn!!!
December 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Get ready to learn!!!
Oh, hi! Welcome to my party!
December 2, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Oh, hi! Welcome to my party!
Wow! Thanks for the help! Now we're ready for the night!
December 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Wow! Thanks for the help! Now we're ready for the night!
You want fun? Baldi will surely show you fun!
December 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
You want fun? Baldi will surely show you fun!
You're good! Let's keep playing!
December 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
You're good! Let's keep playing!
Yeah, you got it! Go into the next room to continue the tutorial.
December 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Yeah, you got it! Go into the next room to continue the tutorial.
This mod is... potentially educational!
December 2, 2025 at 5:58 PM
This mod is... potentially educational!
You did great! Come here and get your prize! A shiny quarter!
December 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
You did great! Come here and get your prize! A shiny quarter!
Use detention to your advantage! - If I'm about to tag you, sometimes getting sent to detention is a good way to get away!
December 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Use detention to your advantage! - If I'm about to tag you, sometimes getting sent to detention is a good way to get away!
As you can see... This is a mailbox.
December 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
As you can see... This is a mailbox.
Not everything First Prize catches is good for the fire! If First Prize catches bad fuel, wait until something good replaces it.
December 2, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Not everything First Prize catches is good for the fire! If First Prize catches bad fuel, wait until something good replaces it.
The open house is about to begin! Things are about to get pretty crowded!
December 2, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The open house is about to begin! Things are about to get pretty crowded!
I heard that! - I can hear almost any sound you make! To beat me at hide and seek, you'll have to keep that in mind when opening doors or making other noises.
December 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I heard that! - I can hear almost any sound you make! To beat me at hide and seek, you'll have to keep that in mind when opening doors or making other noises.
That's Professor Baldi to you, troublemaker.
December 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
That's Professor Baldi to you, troublemaker.