Les Rally's Dénudés
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I can make all the stadiums rock. FOT. Oregonian by birth, ATLien by the grace of God.
Been a while since I worked in restaurants, good to know nothing's changed
August 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Been a while since I worked in restaurants, good to know nothing's changed
That's a lot of socks
August 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
That's a lot of socks
There's no turtle in that dog
June 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
There's no turtle in that dog
I should call him
February 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I should call him
Variations on a fucking hot theme
August 13, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Variations on a fucking hot theme
Caaane...CAAAANE!
August 13, 2024 at 12:16 AM
Caaane...CAAAANE!
Problem solving in action
August 12, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Problem solving in action
It goes deeper
August 12, 2024 at 12:40 AM
It goes deeper
Friend texted me this this morning saying "This looks like something you'd release" and how I wish he were right. My label never did anything this funny.
August 2, 2024 at 3:16 PM
Friend texted me this this morning saying "This looks like something you'd release" and how I wish he were right. My label never did anything this funny.
When in Clifton, NJ, I enjoy lunch of deep-fried hot dogs at Rutt's Hut and you should too.
July 23, 2024 at 8:20 PM
When in Clifton, NJ, I enjoy lunch of deep-fried hot dogs at Rutt's Hut and you should too.
"Let's just do it and be legends"
July 21, 2024 at 6:59 PM
"Let's just do it and be legends"
I haven't been to a Starbucks in decades, plus their union busting makes them a fine RNC sponsor, but fuck me, Fever Tree? Guess I'm in the market for a new tonic and ginger beer.
July 17, 2024 at 1:00 PM
I haven't been to a Starbucks in decades, plus their union busting makes them a fine RNC sponsor, but fuck me, Fever Tree? Guess I'm in the market for a new tonic and ginger beer.
These edibles ain't sh--
July 8, 2024 at 11:04 PM
These edibles ain't sh--
I mean, SpaceX is good at blowing up spacecraft
June 30, 2024 at 6:37 PM
I mean, SpaceX is good at blowing up spacecraft
Triscuits just like me fr
April 2, 2024 at 1:20 AM
Triscuits just like me fr
Celebrating my fucking 6 a.m. flight with some bubbly
March 25, 2024 at 11:57 AM
Celebrating my fucking 6 a.m. flight with some bubbly
OK fine Chicago, Doughnut Vault deserves all the hype it gets
March 22, 2024 at 2:43 PM
OK fine Chicago, Doughnut Vault deserves all the hype it gets
Mandatory first meal every time I'm in this town. Still my death row meal too.
March 21, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Mandatory first meal every time I'm in this town. Still my death row meal too.
Yesterday's NOLA haul is giving me diabetes today
March 18, 2024 at 1:06 PM
Yesterday's NOLA haul is giving me diabetes today
Six hours in NOLA, one of those is going to be spent at Hansen's by God.
March 17, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Six hours in NOLA, one of those is going to be spent at Hansen's by God.
Nice knowing y'all
March 15, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Nice knowing y'all
First time in a while I've seen 3 a.m. from the front side, but it's for far better reasons than usual.
March 12, 2024 at 12:05 PM
First time in a while I've seen 3 a.m. from the front side, but it's for far better reasons than usual.
On the other hand I got upgraded to Free Booze Class and here's my seatmate.
March 10, 2024 at 2:57 PM
On the other hand I got upgraded to Free Booze Class and here's my seatmate.