alex harper
@balefulrays.bsky.social
rahu and ketu sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g
We will be posted up in a mystery location, somewhere in Los Angeles with a table and sign that says "free astrology readings," reading any passerby to absolute filth. This Friday, 10pm eastern, 7pm pacific. Live on X and youtube (link in replies). Don't miss it!
August 26, 2025 at 4:00 AM
We will be posted up in a mystery location, somewhere in Los Angeles with a table and sign that says "free astrology readings," reading any passerby to absolute filth. This Friday, 10pm eastern, 7pm pacific. Live on X and youtube (link in replies). Don't miss it!
ASTRO LIVE - NODAL SPECIAL
To celebrate the nodes changing signs, join myself and the inimitable @alchemilie.bsky.social for a discussion about Rahu and Ketu!
We will then open the phone lines for callers to get their charts read!
Tune in this Friday live on X and YouTube.
4p EST / 1p PST
To celebrate the nodes changing signs, join myself and the inimitable @alchemilie.bsky.social for a discussion about Rahu and Ketu!
We will then open the phone lines for callers to get their charts read!
Tune in this Friday live on X and YouTube.
4p EST / 1p PST
January 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
ASTRO LIVE - NODAL SPECIAL
To celebrate the nodes changing signs, join myself and the inimitable @alchemilie.bsky.social for a discussion about Rahu and Ketu!
We will then open the phone lines for callers to get their charts read!
Tune in this Friday live on X and YouTube.
4p EST / 1p PST
To celebrate the nodes changing signs, join myself and the inimitable @alchemilie.bsky.social for a discussion about Rahu and Ketu!
We will then open the phone lines for callers to get their charts read!
Tune in this Friday live on X and YouTube.
4p EST / 1p PST
The correct answer is breakup. I wrote a whole thread about it here. Due to the lack of polls on this site I don't think I'll be posting these in the future, kind of ruins the fun. But you can always find them back on twitter.
x.com/balefulrays/...
x.com/balefulrays/...
January 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The correct answer is breakup. I wrote a whole thread about it here. Due to the lack of polls on this site I don't think I'll be posting these in the future, kind of ruins the fun. But you can always find them back on twitter.
x.com/balefulrays/...
x.com/balefulrays/...
ASTRO QUIZ #54
The quizzes are back for 2025! Brand new type of question as well. This is a midpoint composite chart for a romantic relationship + the transits for a specific day. What happened to the couple on this day?
Each answer will be a reply, like the reply that contains your answer.
The quizzes are back for 2025! Brand new type of question as well. This is a midpoint composite chart for a romantic relationship + the transits for a specific day. What happened to the couple on this day?
Each answer will be a reply, like the reply that contains your answer.
January 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
ASTRO QUIZ #54
The quizzes are back for 2025! Brand new type of question as well. This is a midpoint composite chart for a romantic relationship + the transits for a specific day. What happened to the couple on this day?
Each answer will be a reply, like the reply that contains your answer.
The quizzes are back for 2025! Brand new type of question as well. This is a midpoint composite chart for a romantic relationship + the transits for a specific day. What happened to the couple on this day?
Each answer will be a reply, like the reply that contains your answer.
Is it possible to do polls on this app?
January 2, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Is it possible to do polls on this app?
At my parents' annual post-christmas party. Last year I gave readings for several people. Two people have already approached me to tell me my predictions came true right when I said they would, now they're fascinated with astrology and asking me all kinds of questions.
December 30, 2024 at 12:15 AM
At my parents' annual post-christmas party. Last year I gave readings for several people. Two people have already approached me to tell me my predictions came true right when I said they would, now they're fascinated with astrology and asking me all kinds of questions.
12 year old niece showing me memes and asked what social media I'm on. She said twitter was "cringe." She wanted to see my profile. Then asked how I had so many followers. I told her "astrology." She says "ugh yr just like my mom. Going on and on about Scorpios."
December 30, 2024 at 12:15 AM
12 year old niece showing me memes and asked what social media I'm on. She said twitter was "cringe." She wanted to see my profile. Then asked how I had so many followers. I told her "astrology." She says "ugh yr just like my mom. Going on and on about Scorpios."
Pissed that my health insurance company declined my escort charges... i made it very clear to them that my doctor said I'm medically DL and I NEED a beard to live
December 14, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Pissed that my health insurance company declined my escort charges... i made it very clear to them that my doctor said I'm medically DL and I NEED a beard to live
In the radius of a thousand miles, I find it strange no-one makes me smile.
December 13, 2024 at 10:35 PM
In the radius of a thousand miles, I find it strange no-one makes me smile.
Name three living astrologers whose books have influenced you the most:
1. Robert Hand
2. Deb Houlding
3. Demetra George
1. Robert Hand
2. Deb Houlding
3. Demetra George
December 13, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Name three living astrologers whose books have influenced you the most:
1. Robert Hand
2. Deb Houlding
3. Demetra George
1. Robert Hand
2. Deb Houlding
3. Demetra George
Venus opposite Mars - premature ejaculation is the vibe
December 12, 2024 at 3:46 AM
Venus opposite Mars - premature ejaculation is the vibe
Wyn has a kind heart and a keen eye for the stars. She has some unique methods she's developed through research. Check her out!
I'm open for a variety of readings! DM or e-mail me for more info!
December 12, 2024 at 3:45 AM
Wyn has a kind heart and a keen eye for the stars. She has some unique methods she's developed through research. Check her out!
This weekend I'm doing a live show! Follow Astrology Deathmatch on YouTube and tune in! We will be discussing Charli XCX's chart then taking callers and reading their charts live!
Dec 14, 1p PST / 4p EST / 9p UK / 10p EU
Dec 14, 1p PST / 4p EST / 9p UK / 10p EU
December 12, 2024 at 3:41 AM
This weekend I'm doing a live show! Follow Astrology Deathmatch on YouTube and tune in! We will be discussing Charli XCX's chart then taking callers and reading their charts live!
Dec 14, 1p PST / 4p EST / 9p UK / 10p EU
Dec 14, 1p PST / 4p EST / 9p UK / 10p EU
Uranus (Ahriman, materiality) and Neptune (Lucifer, spirit) meet to create the physical-spiritual phenomenon known as music. Music is the language of God, and yet we could not hear it without the physical atmosphere here on earth, due to how sound waves vibrate the air. 1/4
November 25, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Uranus (Ahriman, materiality) and Neptune (Lucifer, spirit) meet to create the physical-spiritual phenomenon known as music. Music is the language of God, and yet we could not hear it without the physical atmosphere here on earth, due to how sound waves vibrate the air. 1/4
Optimist: the cup is half full
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Magician: fuck the cup, who cares what's in it, dump it out, fill it with booze
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Magician: fuck the cup, who cares what's in it, dump it out, fill it with booze
Optimist: the cup is half full
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Astrologer: the cup will be lost alongside the entirety of your inheritance, you will be hated by your brothers and the gods, and die of excessive fire in your body.
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Astrologer: the cup will be lost alongside the entirety of your inheritance, you will be hated by your brothers and the gods, and die of excessive fire in your body.
Optimist: the cup is half full
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Game Designer: that’s an awesome full cup you have there. Double-fill it by completing the next level in 45 seconds.
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Game Designer: that’s an awesome full cup you have there. Double-fill it by completing the next level in 45 seconds.
November 25, 2024 at 10:41 AM
Optimist: the cup is half full
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Magician: fuck the cup, who cares what's in it, dump it out, fill it with booze
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Magician: fuck the cup, who cares what's in it, dump it out, fill it with booze
I don't believe in 12h years or 7h years... i have noticed events when continuous profections activate a placement, then themes of that planet arise. But the idea of consistent themes in the year for a specific house is nonsensical. You could find any of those themes in any year.
November 23, 2024 at 7:26 AM
I don't believe in 12h years or 7h years... i have noticed events when continuous profections activate a placement, then themes of that planet arise. But the idea of consistent themes in the year for a specific house is nonsensical. You could find any of those themes in any year.
When your girlfriend blames your synastry during an argument
November 23, 2024 at 3:54 AM
When your girlfriend blames your synastry during an argument
see u in the replies
November 22, 2024 at 6:16 AM
see u in the replies
tempted to use this account just for sadposting
v sad rn 😢
v sad rn 😢
November 22, 2024 at 5:04 AM
tempted to use this account just for sadposting
v sad rn 😢
v sad rn 😢
heyyy cute pisces placement u got there
November 21, 2024 at 11:20 PM
heyyy cute pisces placement u got there
Reposted by alex harper
Astrology is not a science because it is cringe and gay.*
*gay as defined in the early 2000s slang sense meaning "lame"
*gay as defined in the early 2000s slang sense meaning "lame"
November 20, 2024 at 12:49 PM
Astrology is not a science because it is cringe and gay.*
*gay as defined in the early 2000s slang sense meaning "lame"
*gay as defined in the early 2000s slang sense meaning "lame"
I guess I will start posting on here again. Wish there was a way to automatically cross post between this app and twitter.
November 20, 2024 at 1:29 AM
I guess I will start posting on here again. Wish there was a way to automatically cross post between this app and twitter.