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Bam Persand
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Another freaked out dude. Enthusiasticly mediocre painter of miniatures. I like Turnip28, Tonks, 5 Leagues from the Borderlands, 5 Parsecs from Home, Burrows and Badgers, Forbidden Psalm, that sort of thing. He/him
When I read about it, I felt like doing something to make me feel even worse, which was see if the officers involved had been in any way disciplined or anything. Of course not.
It is kind of interesting that one of the officers was one of the real soldiers from the Blackhawk Down battle
November 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Aw crap what a time to not be in stl
November 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Just a little stackable cube, handy for storage, hobbies, what have you
November 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Papapapapapapapapasha
November 8, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I think it's less about the pure aesthetics and more about the bimbofication - like, it's hot (to that crowd) that the woman is willing and has the money to change her face that much. Same as the Real Housewife face, it's a signifier that you have money and are up on the latest plastic surgery style
November 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
She's a good example of style as performance. She's not, like, a great singer or songwriter or whatever, but everyone (me too) had a crush on her shoulders. She seemed like someone who could be the coolest person in your friends, like the one who doesn't come to every party but when they do it rules
November 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
These fuckin guys had me pissing scared as a little kid
November 8, 2025 at 4:29 AM
My guy plays hockey
November 8, 2025 at 4:26 AM
POV: you're a deli worker and this jagoff thinks you picked the skinniest sausages for him on purpose and has been wheezily screaming at you for 10 minutes about it.
November 8, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Monty had this totally original idea he absolutely came up with on his own entirely of something called a 'lightning war' where he'd
November 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Oh he already has dibs on that for sure, it's the only white house room he hasn't shit in, and that's just because it doesn't fully exist yet.
November 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
That's only like 1/4th of a pizza per person; if these are undergrads then they'll be coming to free pizza party expecting to eat their daily calories. If they're grad students they'll also be planning on taking some home.
November 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
If you look at the floodlit pictures, there's some sort of small dudes flying in clouds, drosophila or drain flies or fungus gnats or something. Maybe fungus moths.
November 6, 2025 at 3:35 PM
What he'd really like is an extra plate of wet food.
November 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The guy who went flyfishing with Dick Cheney left out the part where Dick stuck a hook through his cheek and made him splash in the water until he cried, then made him apologize for 'being such a shitty baby lure'
November 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
GDFF gang wars is so satisfying as a necromunda cover. Everything moves so fast and when your heroes hero, it feels really heroic, and when a putz with a shred pistol takes out your hero it feels really gritty and dark.
November 5, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I think taking a joke right out of the Office literally is the mark of the biggest whiny dork. Like how do you not know that
November 5, 2025 at 4:46 AM
His real crime was assuming anyone would get his Office joke reference and not take it literally like big nerds
November 5, 2025 at 1:55 AM
1923, 1883, landman, YMarshalls, a couple more.
November 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Like 80% of Americans live in urban areas. Small town/rural hero shows are basically wish fulfillment for suburban jetski owners. Hell like 1 in 8 Americans live in NYC, LA, and Chicago alone.
November 5, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Paramount Plus has been leaning very heavily into the maga-coded stuff for a while. Fire Country, all the Yellowstone sequels and prequels, Tulsa King, it's all deeply red coded.
November 5, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Cyberpunk always has bionic arms and never bionic intestines that perfectly filter and break down all food so I can easily survive on wet cardboard and poop a 1 inch odorless cube once a week.
November 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Yeah this is gonna fuck my sleep schedule right up for weeks.
November 4, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Oh like he doesn't already leave a puddle whenever he stands in one place too long
November 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM