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Chicken fingers? Chicken tenders? Let’s just make it easy and call them tender fingers
December 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Chicken fingers? Chicken tenders? Let’s just make it easy and call them tender fingers
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Pronounces plaid like laid
December 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Pronounces plaid like laid
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PRIEST: in honour of the deceased’s final wishes, each person will sprinkle Parmesan onto the coffin instead of dirt.
December 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
PRIEST: in honour of the deceased’s final wishes, each person will sprinkle Parmesan onto the coffin instead of dirt.
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a hardcore street gang's initiation should just be you chewing a fish oil capsule
December 1, 2025 at 11:31 PM
a hardcore street gang's initiation should just be you chewing a fish oil capsule
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reverse osmosis cowgirl
December 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
reverse osmosis cowgirl
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I wish I could text the cats to let them know we're on our way home
November 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I wish I could text the cats to let them know we're on our way home
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Imagine hating me and I’m over here getting a refill on prescription deviled eggs
November 30, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Imagine hating me and I’m over here getting a refill on prescription deviled eggs
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Participation is exhausting.
November 30, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Participation is exhausting.
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is your space even liminal, bro
November 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
is your space even liminal, bro
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The doctor took two tubes of blood from me and is refusing to put it back
November 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
The doctor took two tubes of blood from me and is refusing to put it back
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Pour Some Gravy on Me is my favourite song about Thanksgiving.
November 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Pour Some Gravy on Me is my favourite song about Thanksgiving.
Just landscaped the litter box
November 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Just landscaped the litter box
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sorry I went through your dog door and rearranged your furniture
November 29, 2025 at 2:32 AM
sorry I went through your dog door and rearranged your furniture
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OK, who narced?
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
OK, who narced?
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I sure wing a lot of things for not being a bird.
November 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I sure wing a lot of things for not being a bird.
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tom brady’s son towers over him !
𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ’𝕋 ℂ𝔸ℝ𝔼
𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ’𝕋 ℂ𝔸ℝ𝔼
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 PM
tom brady’s son towers over him !
𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ’𝕋 ℂ𝔸ℝ𝔼
𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ’𝕋 ℂ𝔸ℝ𝔼
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that’s nice, seafood is expensive
November 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
that’s nice, seafood is expensive
Casual nug night
November 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Casual nug night
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Vaping has killed the cousin walk industry
November 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Vaping has killed the cousin walk industry
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Ok, who spiked the gravy bowl?
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Ok, who spiked the gravy bowl?
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i showed you my casserole please respond
November 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
i showed you my casserole please respond
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The first frost. Gary brought the Jack-o’-lantern inside, fed it cranberry sauce and yams, and gently tucked it under the Christmas tree.
November 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
The first frost. Gary brought the Jack-o’-lantern inside, fed it cranberry sauce and yams, and gently tucked it under the Christmas tree.
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make sure to go out and thank a turkey for their service today
November 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
make sure to go out and thank a turkey for their service today
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my body is a vessel for various dips
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
my body is a vessel for various dips