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I think I'll just put 'bollocks'.
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Hi everyone. I am looking for bucket collectors for the 27th December, Spurs at home, collecting for Young Lives Vs Cancer in memory of Charlie. If you would like to help please let me know.
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December 8, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Hi everyone. I am looking for bucket collectors for the 27th December, Spurs at home, collecting for Young Lives Vs Cancer in memory of Charlie. If you would like to help please let me know.
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The "allegations" concerning Bloom are common knowledge within the football and gambling worlds and have been for years. Pathetic, profoundly misjudged reaction from BHAFC, who should ready themselves for this to blow in their faces.
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Brighton ban Guardian from stadium over reporting on Tony Bloom
Reporters and photographers have been banned by the Premier League club, as a Guardian spokesperson said the reporting was in the public interest
www.theguardian.com
December 7, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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I will not explain to another American that I do not like the UK, and not proud of being British, I am aware of our history, and that insulting it doesn't affect me in the way it affects you bizarrely nationalist freaks.
I simply hate ill informed, radicalised people going berserk on the internet.
I simply hate ill informed, radicalised people going berserk on the internet.
December 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I will not explain to another American that I do not like the UK, and not proud of being British, I am aware of our history, and that insulting it doesn't affect me in the way it affects you bizarrely nationalist freaks.
I simply hate ill informed, radicalised people going berserk on the internet.
I simply hate ill informed, radicalised people going berserk on the internet.
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“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
JUST DO THE FICKING DRAW FFS
December 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
JUST DO THE FICKING DRAW FFS
What. The. Fuck.
December 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
What. The. Fuck.
If ever there were a time for an old man to have a very funny heart attack...
December 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If ever there were a time for an old man to have a very funny heart attack...
Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe for today using an image from your gallery
December 4, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe for today using an image from your gallery
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the only way labour ever try to sell a policy is through fear.
think about that.
think about that.
December 4, 2025 at 1:18 PM
the only way labour ever try to sell a policy is through fear.
think about that.
think about that.
A THOUSAND TIMES THIS 👇
the “when all this is over” idea some of them cling to is ridiculous - you’ve re-wired your brain for brief flashes of dopamine from performative cruelty, there is no “over” for you, you’ve robbed your life of joy
December 4, 2025 at 12:18 PM
A THOUSAND TIMES THIS 👇
I literally can't put into words my hatred for Wes Streeting. Scum, pure and simple.
December 4, 2025 at 10:13 AM
I literally can't put into words my hatred for Wes Streeting. Scum, pure and simple.
NOOOOO!!! 😢
Steve Cropper, legendary guitarist for Booker T & the MGs, dies aged 84
Steve Cropper, legendary guitarist for Booker T & the MGs, dies aged 84
Prolific musician was known for work on songs like Green Onions and Otis Redding’s (Sittin’ on) the Dock of the Bay
www.theguardian.com
December 3, 2025 at 10:36 PM
NOOOOO!!! 😢
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Wes Streeting accuses BMA of behaving like 'moaning minnies'
Wes Streeting accuses BMA of behaving like 'moaning minnies'
The health secretary has accused the British Medical Association of "juvenile delinquency" and behaving like "moaning minnies" after the union announced that resident doctors will go on strike in the run-up to Christmas.
news.sky.com
December 3, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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I don't mean to blow my own trumpet or nuffin but...
December 3, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I don't mean to blow my own trumpet or nuffin but...
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As per fucking usual. Cops lie. Press lie. MPs lie. Families campaign in pain and anger. The truth comes out and no one, NO ONE gets punished no cops go to jail. Again and again and again it’s the same story but what is wrong with the justice system? Too many jury trials.
December 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
As per fucking usual. Cops lie. Press lie. MPs lie. Families campaign in pain and anger. The truth comes out and no one, NO ONE gets punished no cops go to jail. Again and again and again it’s the same story but what is wrong with the justice system? Too many jury trials.
The disembodied heads of the labour front bench.
December 2, 2025 at 12:52 PM
The disembodied heads of the labour front bench.
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what the fuck shampoo you disclosing with that hairline Tim?
December 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
what the fuck shampoo you disclosing with that hairline Tim?
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gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
November 16, 2023 at 12:56 AM
gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
Pathetic numbers. Not good enough.
@cvntyb.bsky.social has swears! They've used 176 profanities in their last 904 posts.
🥇 "fucking" (39 times)
🥈 "fuck" (34 times)
🥉 "cunt" (15 times)
🥇 "fucking" (39 times)
🥈 "fuck" (34 times)
🥉 "cunt" (15 times)
November 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Pathetic numbers. Not good enough.
Isn't 'we should live as the prophet did' a bit ISIS-y?
November 28, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Isn't 'we should live as the prophet did' a bit ISIS-y?
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to
Ministry
Neil Young
Pogues
Dubioza Kolectiv
Slayeeeer
Ministry
Neil Young
Pogues
Dubioza Kolectiv
Slayeeeer
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to
Jack Off Jill
Autechre
Deltron 3030
Aphex Twin
Front 242
Jack Off Jill
Autechre
Deltron 3030
Aphex Twin
Front 242
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
thrice
alexisonfire
mannequin pussy
hotel mira
charly bliss
thrice
alexisonfire
mannequin pussy
hotel mira
charly bliss
November 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to
Ministry
Neil Young
Pogues
Dubioza Kolectiv
Slayeeeer
Ministry
Neil Young
Pogues
Dubioza Kolectiv
Slayeeeer
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