Bark Pamphlet
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That new Mitchell and Webb sketch series is pitiful.
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This? Sure. That? Certainly. But how are you off for the other?
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International fucking break. Really harshes the vibe.
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Ed Gein, early upcycler with the old skull for a bowl hack
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Corporate America shits itself. A simple email to somebody then has to be "looped in" to others, presumably in case they're ever accused of saying or doing the wrong thing. What a clenched sphincter way of working. Dreadful.
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Which do you prefer?
- Doors
- Windows
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Update - refund secured. No quibble from the seller who's obviously a chancer with a job lot of moody denim. What a gimp.
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Tasty enough thread for you here. Keeping well?
maffrj.bsky.social
A classic of the genre.
A Facebook marketplace advert for a chest of drawers which has the heading Chester drawers brand new £25
barkpamphlet.bsky.social
Even if kids do pooh at school, budgets will ensure they ain't wiping with #Andrex #adverts
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Update, people selling pebbles from the beach. God's honour! #Vinted #chancer
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Eating a Jaffa Cake watching Jethro #Monday
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saucyseventies.bsky.social
Emu gives John Stapleton and Nick Owen a right pasting on TVAM.
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What a bloody world, Funk
barkpamphlet.bsky.social
The long throw-in returns as a weapon at the top level. But am I correct in thinking that throw-ins have been replaced by kick-ins in infant footy? Makes you think, Clive.
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No word of a lie, people selling conkers on Vinted. £7 for 50. What a world.
barkpamphlet.bsky.social
Bought some hooky jeans on Vinted. Now begins the refund wrestle.
barkpamphlet.bsky.social
Hi Laura - sent a message via your web form re a charity project i'm running in aid of Alzheimer's charities. Would be ace to get your involvement.
barkpamphlet.bsky.social
Alan Shearer's humour. The loudest cheer when a barmaid drops a glass.
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Remember you're literally a womble
iammilliam.bsky.social
Ruin a song by adding the word ‘literally’ to the title. I’ll start.

Love will literally tear us apart.
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Bohemian Rhapsody - not for these ears. Got any Brilliant Corners?
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A Great Tit painted onto a Babychan beer mat from the 1980s. (Sold, others available)

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