John Olifur
@base1172.bsky.social
I came here to chew bubblegum and bonk vatniks, and I'm all out of bubblegum.
No relation to the HBO no-talent ass-clown.
Yes, those are cabbage underwear.
Want to support Ukraine? Donate to these causes:
https://u24.gov.ua
https://www.sternenkofund.org
No relation to the HBO no-talent ass-clown.
Yes, those are cabbage underwear.
Want to support Ukraine? Donate to these causes:
https://u24.gov.ua
https://www.sternenkofund.org
Spicy. I must drive this road.
November 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Spicy. I must drive this road.
Trump wants peace for our time, and he's willing to sacrifice as many Ukrainians as it takes to get it.
November 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Trump wants peace for our time, and he's willing to sacrifice as many Ukrainians as it takes to get it.
Challenge accepted!
November 27, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Challenge accepted!
Wow. The turkeys he pardoned had fewer neck wrinkles.
November 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Wow. The turkeys he pardoned had fewer neck wrinkles.
Trump and the bird have the same neck.
November 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Trump and the bird have the same neck.
What could they possibly be targeting near Gelendzhik, I wonder. 🤩😏😁
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
What could they possibly be targeting near Gelendzhik, I wonder. 🤩😏😁
My donation is dedicated to Ukraine's independence day, 24 August 1991.
Let's keep Ukraine strong, independent, and free!
Let's keep Ukraine strong, independent, and free!
November 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
My donation is dedicated to Ukraine's independence day, 24 August 1991.
Let's keep Ukraine strong, independent, and free!
Let's keep Ukraine strong, independent, and free!
John Oliver as a lovable, physically coordinated, anthropomorphic dog? Seriously?!?
That sounds about as entertaining as two hours chewing on Russell Crowe's jockstrap. Even Hollywood movie magic can't make a canine John Oliver palatable.
That sounds about as entertaining as two hours chewing on Russell Crowe's jockstrap. Even Hollywood movie magic can't make a canine John Oliver palatable.
November 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
John Oliver as a lovable, physically coordinated, anthropomorphic dog? Seriously?!?
That sounds about as entertaining as two hours chewing on Russell Crowe's jockstrap. Even Hollywood movie magic can't make a canine John Oliver palatable.
That sounds about as entertaining as two hours chewing on Russell Crowe's jockstrap. Even Hollywood movie magic can't make a canine John Oliver palatable.
Who in their right mind thinks Trump would *actually* dispatch a violent mob to target his political opponents?
/s
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November 24, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Who in their right mind thinks Trump would *actually* dispatch a violent mob to target his political opponents?
/s
/s
Trump has already destroyed all that. He shredded the last vestiges of American integrity and leadership long before the 28-point plan leaked.
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Trump has already destroyed all that. He shredded the last vestiges of American integrity and leadership long before the 28-point plan leaked.
Big beautiful ones.
November 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Big beautiful ones.
When Trump talks about "gratitude," what he means is "bribes." He's pissed because Ukraine refuses to give him the bribes he wants.
November 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
When Trump talks about "gratitude," what he means is "bribes." He's pissed because Ukraine refuses to give him the bribes he wants.
In russia they have two problems. As always, one of them is doing a great job fixing the other. 👍😍
November 23, 2025 at 1:03 PM
In russia they have two problems. As always, one of them is doing a great job fixing the other. 👍😍
Will he also fix the White House account to display as based in Moscow?
November 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Will he also fix the White House account to display as based in Moscow?
I stand corrected. This is 100% what happened.
Still, it's odd he didn't wait until Tuesday.
Still, it's odd he didn't wait until Tuesday.
November 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I stand corrected. This is 100% what happened.
Still, it's odd he didn't wait until Tuesday.
Still, it's odd he didn't wait until Tuesday.
Probably Ukraine, most of Europe, and a significant chunk of the US Congress told Trump to take his 28 points and shove them somewhere sideways.
After he realized the plan was DOA, Trump did the best he could to distance himself from it.
After he realized the plan was DOA, Trump did the best he could to distance himself from it.
November 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Probably Ukraine, most of Europe, and a significant chunk of the US Congress told Trump to take his 28 points and shove them somewhere sideways.
After he realized the plan was DOA, Trump did the best he could to distance himself from it.
After he realized the plan was DOA, Trump did the best he could to distance himself from it.