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honkballer ohtani
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tirelessly dedicating to proving that "get rich libs mad pew pew we win" is not a viable strategy for creating a thousand-year reich
which is to say - here in the states, if there's one thing we're all generally about, it's taking ancestral food traditions and adapting them to available ingredients and in a mix with the other cultures around us
December 8, 2025 at 1:03 PM
lol, why?

I'm a born and bred deep southerner - we are some of the most thoroughly English-descended people in the country

our adapted Sunday roast is pork shoulder, gravy, hot water cornbread or biscuits, maybe white rice or sweet potatoes, turnip greens, field peas with okra or pinto beans
December 8, 2025 at 1:01 PM
check out Regent University and particularly their law school in terms of placement rates in Republican administrations
December 8, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Reposted by honkballer ohtani
My Senator told me FedSoc judges keep ignoring his unambiguous laws so I asked how many laws he has and he said he just goes to the Congress and gets a new law afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding unambiguous laws to FedSoc judges and then his chief of staff started crying.
December 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
see that's where we're different, I love to scapegoat inanimate objects over my own deep insecurities. it's a great way to live
December 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
counterpoint: as someone with the tiny hands of a malnourished Victorian child, I hate guitar because there are only like 5 actually good scaled-down models and they all cost a silly amount of money

I have to resort to ukulele like some sort of hack doing a commercial for fabric softener
December 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
any of it
December 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
if you're looking for a meaningful community to be a part of I recommend music
December 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I mean literally
December 7, 2025 at 4:52 AM
just completely speechless reading that headline lmfao

Pete what on earth is the plan here my dude!
December 7, 2025 at 4:52 AM
This Shit Again
theonion.com
December 7, 2025 at 4:40 AM
the real problem is steel strings, of any size, but especially those tiny mandolin ones

reject modernity, RETVRN to catgut
December 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I think Jon Bois put it as "The Mariners are the moon colony of baseball"
December 7, 2025 at 4:19 AM
yes, so obstructive that they got their precinct building burned down over their refusal to arrest Derek Chauvin for four days, and also sparked the largest protest movement in American history, which was entirely dedicated to the purpose of condemning the police
December 7, 2025 at 4:00 AM