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addicted to increasing my digital footprint. political econ, security, IR, shitposting. originally midwestern, now that DC bitch you think you hate. she/her, a shade of brown.
I use the salute emoji a remarkable amount for someone who would probably really fuck up an official salute irl
December 1, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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thinking more about this: it is highly ironic that at the same time that it serves as a test case for the "unitary executive," this administration is all but being led by two subordinate officials with no immediate political accountability.
December 1, 2025 at 5:36 PM
man this OU thing sucks so much
December 1, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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The State Department said on Friday that it had ramped up its capacity at the U.S. Embassy in Seoul to process more business visas for South Koreans, as the Trump administration tries to repair the damage from an immigration raid on a large South Korean-run factory in Georgia.
State Department Boosts Resources to Process Business Visas for South Koreans
The Trump administration has been trying to repair the damage from the detention of hundreds of South Koreans in an immigration raid in Georgia.
nyti.ms
November 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
TWO of my ones that got away got engaged this weekend. rude.
November 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
im gonna become a new kind of guy who hates AI bc any non human intelligence actually has to be from aliens not from bunch of human-made semiconductors
November 30, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Now "browsing" means Netflix compiles your recent watch history and feeds you more of the exact same thing. Or Amazon analyzes your buy history and gives you a list of 15 books with basically the same title. You rarely stumble upon something new or different by chance. It's eroding our curiosity.
November 29, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Trump has never once in his life extemporaneously used the phrase "western civilization." He was once asked about western liberalism and thought they were talking about California Democrats. One of the more blatant tells for a Miller-written screed.
Trump: “I will permanently pause migration from all Third World Countries … denaturalize migrants who undermine domestic tranquility, and deport any Foreign National who is a public charge, security risk, or non-compatible with Western Civilization.“
November 28, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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good news everyone the Mistaken Text From Grandma Thanksgiving buddy drama is still going strong

this story delights me every year
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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He is risen
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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I tune in to the parade every thanksgiving for my favorite annual tradition: hearing al roker pronounce goku like it’s the first time he’s ever said it out loud
November 23, 2023 at 5:02 PM
nacho toppings - blackened chicken, salsa, jalapeños, cheddar, sour cream, lettuce, tomatoes - in a methi thepla. fucking fire my dudes. I love globalization
November 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
incredibly bizarre to be sitting here with my brother and cousin drinking beers and my cousin is more intrigued/on his phone about some center coming back from retirement for the lions mid-season rather than the farragut situation
im in florida with extended family and idk what to talk about thats not DC stuff. theyre all appropriately liberal so its not like we're gonna get into political arguments but like. what do the normies talk about. SOS
November 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
all my friends (and i) are so tired all the time and are going to the doctor and drinking more water and signing up for classpass and reading fiction and frantically trying to Fix It and i keep telling them, and myself, boss, its the fascism.
There's a pretty great Tumblr post about this:
November 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
we're doing thanksgiving with cousins we haven't seen in aaaages and my brother forgot his vape so we cant do a cousin walk im devastated

I brought edibles but its not the same 😭
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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One rarely noted difference between Canada and the US — even in places with comparable climates — is people generally put winter tires on their cars here.

(You can even just see at a glance with how many black steel wheels show up as the temperature goes down)
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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'Is My Refrigerator Woke?' the most controversial op-ed of all time, comments closed after 16,323 pages of heated debate
No, ChatGPT is not conscious. Are the journalists who keep writing these fucking articles?
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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i love tariffs...ta riff with my homies
November 27, 2024 at 5:26 AM
im in florida with extended family and idk what to talk about thats not DC stuff. theyre all appropriately liberal so its not like we're gonna get into political arguments but like. what do the normies talk about. SOS
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
feels illegal that december is next week
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
took 4 hours for the auntie hosting thanksgiving to bring up the photo of me and her son (same age) holding hands when we were 6. he has a gf now. lol
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
"supporting their ethnic cuisines" dawg im wheezing
November 25, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM