Bathtub Moses
@bathtubmoses.bsky.social
American Bundesliga fan and LigaMX fan!
Bayern Munich and Club América.
Recovering White Sox fanatic (Jerry sucks).
Writing is my hobby, engineering is my trade.
I have a Butkus and a Toews protecting my tree.
I asked my wife if I should get the new Bedard, but she said he hasn’t quite reached the pinnacle needed for Chicago Christmas Tree center stage.
Hopefully soon.
I asked my wife if I should get the new Bedard, but she said he hasn’t quite reached the pinnacle needed for Chicago Christmas Tree center stage.
Hopefully soon.
November 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I have a Butkus and a Toews protecting my tree.
I asked my wife if I should get the new Bedard, but she said he hasn’t quite reached the pinnacle needed for Chicago Christmas Tree center stage.
Hopefully soon.
I asked my wife if I should get the new Bedard, but she said he hasn’t quite reached the pinnacle needed for Chicago Christmas Tree center stage.
Hopefully soon.
Pretty sure the word Trump is going to be redacted from the Epstein Files. It prob going to look like:
November 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Pretty sure the word Trump is going to be redacted from the Epstein Files. It prob going to look like:
I think this is Bovino’s O face.
October 28, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I think this is Bovino’s O face.
My brain hurts. 🤦♂️
August 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
My brain hurts. 🤦♂️
I got the buy icon, I got this page, and then it dropped me out of the line. I hate Walmart.
June 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I got the buy icon, I got this page, and then it dropped me out of the line. I hate Walmart.
Im not a huge fan of the home jerseys for Bayern this year.
June 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Im not a huge fan of the home jerseys for Bayern this year.
I hate to say it as someone with a toddler who loves Disney, but it might be worth boycotting ABC and Disney over this Terry Moran saga.
What he said wasn’t even controversial.
#BoycottABC #BoycottDisney
What he said wasn’t even controversial.
#BoycottABC #BoycottDisney
June 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I hate to say it as someone with a toddler who loves Disney, but it might be worth boycotting ABC and Disney over this Terry Moran saga.
What he said wasn’t even controversial.
#BoycottABC #BoycottDisney
What he said wasn’t even controversial.
#BoycottABC #BoycottDisney
Didn’t this guys boss just pardon people who committed violence and destruction against federal agents and facilities?
June 8, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Didn’t this guys boss just pardon people who committed violence and destruction against federal agents and facilities?
Why does Amazon think I know how to hunt deer?…. Or own a truck?…. Or wouldn’t pass out at the site of a dead animal?….
Amazon keeps on trying to sell me this:
Amazon keeps on trying to sell me this:
April 21, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Why does Amazon think I know how to hunt deer?…. Or own a truck?…. Or wouldn’t pass out at the site of a dead animal?….
Amazon keeps on trying to sell me this:
Amazon keeps on trying to sell me this:
Generated this through ChatGPT for today (it even wrote the joke):
April 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Generated this through ChatGPT for today (it even wrote the joke):
I can’t draw so I had to AI generate this:
April 20, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I can’t draw so I had to AI generate this:
Happy “Up In Smoke” Easter!
April 20, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Happy “Up In Smoke” Easter!
I worry that much of America is not getting honest news on how damaging this trade war will be for them. This is the top story on FOX News:
April 4, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I worry that much of America is not getting honest news on how damaging this trade war will be for them. This is the top story on FOX News:
Got my daughter some new friends for her Barbie Playhouse.
March 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Got my daughter some new friends for her Barbie Playhouse.
I broke down and got this jersey on sale. 2022/2023 Pre-Match away. It was a good price.
#Barcelona #LaLiga
#Barcelona #LaLiga
March 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I broke down and got this jersey on sale. 2022/2023 Pre-Match away. It was a good price.
#Barcelona #LaLiga
#Barcelona #LaLiga
Cheering for América.
March 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Cheering for América.
Bundesliga and Breakfast.
March 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Bundesliga and Breakfast.