Batogato
@batogato.bsky.social
It's Chaos. Be Kind.
Author, The Adventures of JoJo The Small Town Hound Ihttps://tinyurl.com/289p4zvu), high school soccer coach, older than you think.
Author, The Adventures of JoJo The Small Town Hound Ihttps://tinyurl.com/289p4zvu), high school soccer coach, older than you think.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 1:18 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
My dude Theo, a prince among cats.
November 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
My dude Theo, a prince among cats.
My favorite artist. I have a different piece in this sequence tattooed on my arm.
October 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
My favorite artist. I have a different piece in this sequence tattooed on my arm.
oh man. this guy's fucked.
October 23, 2025 at 12:08 PM
oh man. this guy's fucked.
We need a timeline cleanse. Post a photo of the sun.
Nags Head, NC - looking inland from the shoreline.
Nags Head, NC - looking inland from the shoreline.
October 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
We need a timeline cleanse. Post a photo of the sun.
Nags Head, NC - looking inland from the shoreline.
Nags Head, NC - looking inland from the shoreline.
here's me as uncle fester. the occasion was my little town's halloween parade, and i was part of a float sponsored by a friend's makeup/beauty business. she did all the makeup. i think we look pretty awesome.
September 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
here's me as uncle fester. the occasion was my little town's halloween parade, and i was part of a float sponsored by a friend's makeup/beauty business. she did all the makeup. i think we look pretty awesome.
was kash patel wearing a liverpool tie in today's senate hearing? lotta folks on merseyside saying, "oh for fuck's sake, not this twat".
i bet he walks alone a lot.
i bet he walks alone a lot.
September 16, 2025 at 11:18 PM
was kash patel wearing a liverpool tie in today's senate hearing? lotta folks on merseyside saying, "oh for fuck's sake, not this twat".
i bet he walks alone a lot.
i bet he walks alone a lot.
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky.
September 16, 2025 at 1:33 AM
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky.
My dog celebrated National Dog Day by stealing a car.
August 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
My dog celebrated National Dog Day by stealing a car.
Too notch work, Google. No notes.
August 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Too notch work, Google. No notes.
Here’s my most recent photo of DC. Two different gangs wearing their colors while onlookers cheer. Shocking shit.
August 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Here’s my most recent photo of DC. Two different gangs wearing their colors while onlookers cheer. Shocking shit.
I quite enjoy living in a place with a County Fair. Enjoy some goats in leotards
July 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I quite enjoy living in a place with a County Fair. Enjoy some goats in leotards
June 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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June 14, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Presented without (verbal) comment
I coach a high school girls soccer team in Northern Virginia. We had a very cool opportunity today to observe a @washingtonspirit.com training session and meet several players and coaches. Core memory unlocked for the kids! Huge thanks to the Spirit organization.
April 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I coach a high school girls soccer team in Northern Virginia. We had a very cool opportunity today to observe a @washingtonspirit.com training session and meet several players and coaches. Core memory unlocked for the kids! Huge thanks to the Spirit organization.
w&m more than tech, uva, jmu, mason, odu, richmond *combined*. weak sauce, y'all. $0 from you, spidey? polo-collar-popping wankers.
cc: @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
cc: @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
April 15, 2025 at 6:58 PM
w&m more than tech, uva, jmu, mason, odu, richmond *combined*. weak sauce, y'all. $0 from you, spidey? polo-collar-popping wankers.
cc: @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
cc: @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
look at little w&m punching above her weight! suck it, harvard.
April 15, 2025 at 1:54 PM
look at little w&m punching above her weight! suck it, harvard.
Oldest selfie on my phone. I’m getting makeup applied to portray Uncle Fester as part of an Addams Family-themed float in my town’s annual Halloween parade, 2018. Fun fact. I met Senator Tim Kaine looking like this.
January 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Oldest selfie on my phone. I’m getting makeup applied to portray Uncle Fester as part of an Addams Family-themed float in my town’s annual Halloween parade, 2018. Fun fact. I met Senator Tim Kaine looking like this.
doing a little research on italian history, and got this from Google. things are going great.
January 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
doing a little research on italian history, and got this from Google. things are going great.
What’s the first album you remember buying with your own money?
‘Bout to age myself.
‘Bout to age myself.
December 1, 2024 at 12:02 AM
What’s the first album you remember buying with your own money?
‘Bout to age myself.
‘Bout to age myself.
