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It's Chaos. Be Kind.

Author, The Adventures of JoJo The Small Town Hound Ihttps://tinyurl.com/289p4zvu), high school soccer coach, older than you think.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 1:18 AM
My dude Theo, a prince among cats.
November 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
My favorite artist. I have a different piece in this sequence tattooed on my arm.
October 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
oh man. this guy's fucked.
October 23, 2025 at 12:08 PM
#nokings Leesburg, VA

Organizers claimed a crowd of 5,000. If accurate, that’s a huge number for our little town.
October 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
We need a timeline cleanse. Post a photo of the sun.

Nags Head, NC - looking inland from the shoreline.
October 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
here's me as uncle fester. the occasion was my little town's halloween parade, and i was part of a float sponsored by a friend's makeup/beauty business. she did all the makeup. i think we look pretty awesome.
September 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
was kash patel wearing a liverpool tie in today's senate hearing? lotta folks on merseyside saying, "oh for fuck's sake, not this twat".

i bet he walks alone a lot.
September 16, 2025 at 11:18 PM
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky.
September 16, 2025 at 1:33 AM
My dog celebrated National Dog Day by stealing a car.
August 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Too notch work, Google. No notes.
August 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Here’s my most recent photo of DC. Two different gangs wearing their colors while onlookers cheer. Shocking shit.
August 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I quite enjoy living in a place with a County Fair. Enjoy some goats in leotards
July 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
June 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Happy Del’s season to all who celebrate

#hineighbor
June 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Presented without (verbal) comment
June 14, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Leesburg, Virginia #nokings
June 14, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I coach a high school girls soccer team in Northern Virginia. We had a very cool opportunity today to observe a @washingtonspirit.com training session and meet several players and coaches. Core memory unlocked for the kids! Huge thanks to the Spirit organization.
April 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
he is rizzin'
April 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
w&m more than tech, uva, jmu, mason, odu, richmond *combined*. weak sauce, y'all. $0 from you, spidey? polo-collar-popping wankers.

cc: @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
April 15, 2025 at 6:58 PM
look at little w&m punching above her weight! suck it, harvard.
April 15, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Oldest selfie on my phone. I’m getting makeup applied to portray Uncle Fester as part of an Addams Family-themed float in my town’s annual Halloween parade, 2018. Fun fact. I met Senator Tim Kaine looking like this.
January 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
doing a little research on italian history, and got this from Google. things are going great.
January 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
What’s the first album you remember buying with your own money?

‘Bout to age myself.
December 1, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Repost with one of the greatest villains in cinema history #filmsky
November 23, 2024 at 11:33 PM