Battle of the Blorbos Podcast
@battleblorbopod.bsky.social
A podcast randomly and subjectively ranking every fictional character at arbitrary tasks.
Host: @MofHealy.bsky.social
https://shows.acast.com/blorbobattle
Host: @MofHealy.bsky.social
https://shows.acast.com/blorbobattle
Blorbo #33 Hatsune Miku
Blue Hair, blue tie, hiding in your wifi, the open secret anyone can find her
Blue Hair, blue tie, hiding in your wifi, the open secret anyone can find her
November 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Blorbo #33 Hatsune Miku
Blue Hair, blue tie, hiding in your wifi, the open secret anyone can find her
Blue Hair, blue tie, hiding in your wifi, the open secret anyone can find her
Blorbo #33 Clem from Warframe
Clem Clem Clem grataka Clem
Clem Clem Clem grataka Clem
November 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Blorbo #33 Clem from Warframe
Clem Clem Clem grataka Clem
Clem Clem Clem grataka Clem
Blorbo #34 Blake Belladonna from RWBY
Catgirl princess of Team RWBY. She came out of the closet and overcame her internalized racism at about the same time off screen. Good for her.
Catgirl princess of Team RWBY. She came out of the closet and overcame her internalized racism at about the same time off screen. Good for her.
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Blorbo #34 Blake Belladonna from RWBY
Catgirl princess of Team RWBY. She came out of the closet and overcame her internalized racism at about the same time off screen. Good for her.
Catgirl princess of Team RWBY. She came out of the closet and overcame her internalized racism at about the same time off screen. Good for her.
Blorbo #35 Xiomara Rosales from Coquette Dragoon
A tiny bunny girl mecha pilot who grew up in the space slums and is very anxious about her relationships with the other pilots and her new place in society.
A tiny bunny girl mecha pilot who grew up in the space slums and is very anxious about her relationships with the other pilots and her new place in society.
November 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Blorbo #35 Xiomara Rosales from Coquette Dragoon
A tiny bunny girl mecha pilot who grew up in the space slums and is very anxious about her relationships with the other pilots and her new place in society.
A tiny bunny girl mecha pilot who grew up in the space slums and is very anxious about her relationships with the other pilots and her new place in society.
Blorbo #36 Clark 'Superman' Kent from DC comics
The Last Son of Krypton The Man of Steel The Man of Tomorrow He bares no introduction
The Last Son of Krypton The Man of Steel The Man of Tomorrow He bares no introduction
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Blorbo #36 Clark 'Superman' Kent from DC comics
The Last Son of Krypton The Man of Steel The Man of Tomorrow He bares no introduction
The Last Son of Krypton The Man of Steel The Man of Tomorrow He bares no introduction
Blorbo #37 Doctor Stephen Strange from Marvel comics
The disgraced Doctor turned master of mystic arts. The sorcerer supreme and protector of Earth from the many multiversal powers that threaten it
The disgraced Doctor turned master of mystic arts. The sorcerer supreme and protector of Earth from the many multiversal powers that threaten it
November 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Blorbo #37 Doctor Stephen Strange from Marvel comics
The disgraced Doctor turned master of mystic arts. The sorcerer supreme and protector of Earth from the many multiversal powers that threaten it
The disgraced Doctor turned master of mystic arts. The sorcerer supreme and protector of Earth from the many multiversal powers that threaten it
Blorbo #38 Precis F. Neumann from Star Ocean: The Second Story
A precious child inventor of robots and gadgets in an otherwise faux-medieval fantasy world.
A precious child inventor of robots and gadgets in an otherwise faux-medieval fantasy world.
November 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Blorbo #38 Precis F. Neumann from Star Ocean: The Second Story
A precious child inventor of robots and gadgets in an otherwise faux-medieval fantasy world.
A precious child inventor of robots and gadgets in an otherwise faux-medieval fantasy world.
Blorbo #39 Robert E. O. Speedwagon from Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure
Once a Victorian street criminal he is inspired to do good by Jonathan Joestar’s example and goes on to form the powerful Speedwagon foundation after striking Oil in America.
Once a Victorian street criminal he is inspired to do good by Jonathan Joestar’s example and goes on to form the powerful Speedwagon foundation after striking Oil in America.
November 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Blorbo #39 Robert E. O. Speedwagon from Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure
Once a Victorian street criminal he is inspired to do good by Jonathan Joestar’s example and goes on to form the powerful Speedwagon foundation after striking Oil in America.
Once a Victorian street criminal he is inspired to do good by Jonathan Joestar’s example and goes on to form the powerful Speedwagon foundation after striking Oil in America.
Blorbo #40 Iron Bull from Dragon Age
Quanari spy and leader of a mercenary band. A genius mastermind that plays the himbo to gather intel and for fun.
Quanari spy and leader of a mercenary band. A genius mastermind that plays the himbo to gather intel and for fun.
November 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Blorbo #40 Iron Bull from Dragon Age
Quanari spy and leader of a mercenary band. A genius mastermind that plays the himbo to gather intel and for fun.
Quanari spy and leader of a mercenary band. A genius mastermind that plays the himbo to gather intel and for fun.
Blorbo #41 Terra Branford from Final Fantasy VI
The last esper. She escaped the control of the Empire and watched as her people’s magic was used to destroy the world.
The last esper. She escaped the control of the Empire and watched as her people’s magic was used to destroy the world.
November 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Blorbo #41 Terra Branford from Final Fantasy VI
The last esper. She escaped the control of the Empire and watched as her people’s magic was used to destroy the world.
The last esper. She escaped the control of the Empire and watched as her people’s magic was used to destroy the world.
Blorbo #43 King Jonas Albrecht from Werewolf the Apocalypse
The bearer of the Silver Crown, King of the Sliver Fangs and the Garou Nation. An exiled noble who claimed his birthright just in time to see the Apocalypse.
The bearer of the Silver Crown, King of the Sliver Fangs and the Garou Nation. An exiled noble who claimed his birthright just in time to see the Apocalypse.
November 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Blorbo #43 King Jonas Albrecht from Werewolf the Apocalypse
The bearer of the Silver Crown, King of the Sliver Fangs and the Garou Nation. An exiled noble who claimed his birthright just in time to see the Apocalypse.
The bearer of the Silver Crown, King of the Sliver Fangs and the Garou Nation. An exiled noble who claimed his birthright just in time to see the Apocalypse.
Blorbo #44 Travelling Artifact Dealer from Sorry We’re Closed
A weird looking demon who will sell you artifacts and tell you about his human best friend. Just a funny little guy.
A weird looking demon who will sell you artifacts and tell you about his human best friend. Just a funny little guy.
November 17, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Blorbo #44 Travelling Artifact Dealer from Sorry We’re Closed
A weird looking demon who will sell you artifacts and tell you about his human best friend. Just a funny little guy.
A weird looking demon who will sell you artifacts and tell you about his human best friend. Just a funny little guy.
Blorbo #45 Izutsumi from Dungeon Meshi
A cursed catgirl ninja that wants to find a cure for her condition. Very good at violence and cat things. Not good at people things.
A cursed catgirl ninja that wants to find a cure for her condition. Very good at violence and cat things. Not good at people things.
November 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Blorbo #45 Izutsumi from Dungeon Meshi
A cursed catgirl ninja that wants to find a cure for her condition. Very good at violence and cat things. Not good at people things.
A cursed catgirl ninja that wants to find a cure for her condition. Very good at violence and cat things. Not good at people things.
Blorbo #46 Dysthymia from I Was a Teenage Exocolonist
A very sad boy who doesn’t want to be a space colonist and wants to go live in the forest with the native aliens of the planet they crashed on.
A very sad boy who doesn’t want to be a space colonist and wants to go live in the forest with the native aliens of the planet they crashed on.
November 15, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Blorbo #46 Dysthymia from I Was a Teenage Exocolonist
A very sad boy who doesn’t want to be a space colonist and wants to go live in the forest with the native aliens of the planet they crashed on.
A very sad boy who doesn’t want to be a space colonist and wants to go live in the forest with the native aliens of the planet they crashed on.
Blorbo #47 Kimberly Hart The Pink Mighty Morphin Power Ranger
Not the deepest character on the list but it turns out having the emotional depth of a martial arts movie for elementary school kids can solve a lot of challenges.
Not the deepest character on the list but it turns out having the emotional depth of a martial arts movie for elementary school kids can solve a lot of challenges.
November 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Blorbo #47 Kimberly Hart The Pink Mighty Morphin Power Ranger
Not the deepest character on the list but it turns out having the emotional depth of a martial arts movie for elementary school kids can solve a lot of challenges.
Not the deepest character on the list but it turns out having the emotional depth of a martial arts movie for elementary school kids can solve a lot of challenges.
Blorbo #48 Forsythe Pendleton 'Jughead' Jones from Archie Comics
Archie’s weird friend. Lazy, gluttonous genius. A time police sleeper agent. Asexual icon.
Archie’s weird friend. Lazy, gluttonous genius. A time police sleeper agent. Asexual icon.
November 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Blorbo #48 Forsythe Pendleton 'Jughead' Jones from Archie Comics
Archie’s weird friend. Lazy, gluttonous genius. A time police sleeper agent. Asexual icon.
Archie’s weird friend. Lazy, gluttonous genius. A time police sleeper agent. Asexual icon.
Blorbo #49 Pumpkin Rapper from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
A pumpkin on a body of vines that raps poorly and can trap people in pumpkins that fit around their head. A classic Power Rangers Monster of the week.
A pumpkin on a body of vines that raps poorly and can trap people in pumpkins that fit around their head. A classic Power Rangers Monster of the week.
November 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Blorbo #49 Pumpkin Rapper from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
A pumpkin on a body of vines that raps poorly and can trap people in pumpkins that fit around their head. A classic Power Rangers Monster of the week.
A pumpkin on a body of vines that raps poorly and can trap people in pumpkins that fit around their head. A classic Power Rangers Monster of the week.
Blorbo #50 Papyrus from Undertale
The aspiring royal guard and human catcher. He makes traps that aren’t that good and cooks pretty okay spaghetti. Not to mention he’s a dating expert. A really cool guy.
The aspiring royal guard and human catcher. He makes traps that aren’t that good and cooks pretty okay spaghetti. Not to mention he’s a dating expert. A really cool guy.
November 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Blorbo #50 Papyrus from Undertale
The aspiring royal guard and human catcher. He makes traps that aren’t that good and cooks pretty okay spaghetti. Not to mention he’s a dating expert. A really cool guy.
The aspiring royal guard and human catcher. He makes traps that aren’t that good and cooks pretty okay spaghetti. Not to mention he’s a dating expert. A really cool guy.
Blorbo #51 Shinji Ikari from Neon Genesis Evangelion
A severely traumatized child chosen to pilot a giant robot that is a manifestation of his mommy issues. He wants to be useful and praised by his father who only seems him as a barely useful tool.
A severely traumatized child chosen to pilot a giant robot that is a manifestation of his mommy issues. He wants to be useful and praised by his father who only seems him as a barely useful tool.
November 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Blorbo #51 Shinji Ikari from Neon Genesis Evangelion
A severely traumatized child chosen to pilot a giant robot that is a manifestation of his mommy issues. He wants to be useful and praised by his father who only seems him as a barely useful tool.
A severely traumatized child chosen to pilot a giant robot that is a manifestation of his mommy issues. He wants to be useful and praised by his father who only seems him as a barely useful tool.
Blorbo #52 Tachikoma from Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex
A literalized metaphor for the arrested development and aggressive militarization of law enforcement but also the comedic relief for the more serious cyborg members of section 9. Did I mention they are giant spider tanks?
A literalized metaphor for the arrested development and aggressive militarization of law enforcement but also the comedic relief for the more serious cyborg members of section 9. Did I mention they are giant spider tanks?
November 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Blorbo #52 Tachikoma from Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex
A literalized metaphor for the arrested development and aggressive militarization of law enforcement but also the comedic relief for the more serious cyborg members of section 9. Did I mention they are giant spider tanks?
A literalized metaphor for the arrested development and aggressive militarization of law enforcement but also the comedic relief for the more serious cyborg members of section 9. Did I mention they are giant spider tanks?
Blorbo #53 Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony Friendship is Magic
An Earth pony with a special talent for parties and bearer of the Element of Laughter. She also seems to be able to leverage the fact that she’s in a cartoon way more than the other little ponies.
An Earth pony with a special talent for parties and bearer of the Element of Laughter. She also seems to be able to leverage the fact that she’s in a cartoon way more than the other little ponies.
November 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Blorbo #53 Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony Friendship is Magic
An Earth pony with a special talent for parties and bearer of the Element of Laughter. She also seems to be able to leverage the fact that she’s in a cartoon way more than the other little ponies.
An Earth pony with a special talent for parties and bearer of the Element of Laughter. She also seems to be able to leverage the fact that she’s in a cartoon way more than the other little ponies.
Blorbo #54 Elle Woods from Legally Blonde
An eccentric feminine law student who becomes a prestigious lawyer despite everyone underestimating her and assuming she’s a dumb blonde every step of the way.
An eccentric feminine law student who becomes a prestigious lawyer despite everyone underestimating her and assuming she’s a dumb blonde every step of the way.
November 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Blorbo #54 Elle Woods from Legally Blonde
An eccentric feminine law student who becomes a prestigious lawyer despite everyone underestimating her and assuming she’s a dumb blonde every step of the way.
An eccentric feminine law student who becomes a prestigious lawyer despite everyone underestimating her and assuming she’s a dumb blonde every step of the way.
Blorbo #56 Nothing There from Lobotomy Corporation
A horrifying blob of flesh and organs that can sometimes shift itself to perfectly resemble a staff member of the corporation that has imprisoned it.
A horrifying blob of flesh and organs that can sometimes shift itself to perfectly resemble a staff member of the corporation that has imprisoned it.
November 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Blorbo #56 Nothing There from Lobotomy Corporation
A horrifying blob of flesh and organs that can sometimes shift itself to perfectly resemble a staff member of the corporation that has imprisoned it.
A horrifying blob of flesh and organs that can sometimes shift itself to perfectly resemble a staff member of the corporation that has imprisoned it.
Blorbo #56 Yuffie Kisaragi from Final Fantasy VII
A renowned materia thief who seeks to liberate her homeland of Wutai from the grasp of Shinra but she gets dragged into this whole thing about a guy who’s part alien trying to destroy the world with a meteor. Never gets around to saving her people.
A renowned materia thief who seeks to liberate her homeland of Wutai from the grasp of Shinra but she gets dragged into this whole thing about a guy who’s part alien trying to destroy the world with a meteor. Never gets around to saving her people.
November 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Blorbo #56 Yuffie Kisaragi from Final Fantasy VII
A renowned materia thief who seeks to liberate her homeland of Wutai from the grasp of Shinra but she gets dragged into this whole thing about a guy who’s part alien trying to destroy the world with a meteor. Never gets around to saving her people.
A renowned materia thief who seeks to liberate her homeland of Wutai from the grasp of Shinra but she gets dragged into this whole thing about a guy who’s part alien trying to destroy the world with a meteor. Never gets around to saving her people.