@bcbham.bsky.social
"Is there a problem, officer?"
November 29, 2025 at 1:14 AM
"Is there a problem, officer?"
I cannot fathom what it must be like to walk the earth and have literally every thought you have begin with "so, how do I fit into this?"
November 28, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I cannot fathom what it must be like to walk the earth and have literally every thought you have begin with "so, how do I fit into this?"
You're celebration-adjacent, sure, but it's your celebration. Well done, and happy Thanksgiving to you and yours.
November 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
You're celebration-adjacent, sure, but it's your celebration. Well done, and happy Thanksgiving to you and yours.
One of the highest-paid entertainers in the business.
November 28, 2025 at 1:55 AM
One of the highest-paid entertainers in the business.
Someone needs to just ask him on camera exactly which immigrants he thinks should be allowed in the country and then sit back and let him dig the hole
November 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Someone needs to just ask him on camera exactly which immigrants he thinks should be allowed in the country and then sit back and let him dig the hole
"We have a hand mixer, don't we? Did we?"
November 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
"We have a hand mixer, don't we? Did we?"
So you're a federal employee that still has a job, and you're bitching about it. Zero concern for the federal employees that Elon's goons recently made unemployed. Really living your faith there, Mike.
November 28, 2025 at 1:26 AM
So you're a federal employee that still has a job, and you're bitching about it. Zero concern for the federal employees that Elon's goons recently made unemployed. Really living your faith there, Mike.
Respect to the Doctor
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Respect to the Doctor
Oh, this sad debutante has a case of the vapors.
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Oh, this sad debutante has a case of the vapors.
Going to go ahead and deploy the Kristen Sinema angle. "I'm me, just a unique spark, and if you don't like me I can't be bothered." And then just sit back and be rewarded for...existing.
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Going to go ahead and deploy the Kristen Sinema angle. "I'm me, just a unique spark, and if you don't like me I can't be bothered." And then just sit back and be rewarded for...existing.
"So, let's say this diet Coke can was made by a very overconfident rich person who was never told no his whole life. See what happens when we squeeze the can a little bit?"
November 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
"So, let's say this diet Coke can was made by a very overconfident rich person who was never told no his whole life. See what happens when we squeeze the can a little bit?"
Guaranteed to at least elicit a mild "heh"
November 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Guaranteed to at least elicit a mild "heh"
She always knows where the camera is, that's for sure.
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
She always knows where the camera is, that's for sure.
My heart, that color
November 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
My heart, that color
"Don't get the shake and bake in your eyes, grampa!"
November 26, 2025 at 5:19 AM
"Don't get the shake and bake in your eyes, grampa!"
Holy cow I wish I'd had more money back then.
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Holy cow I wish I'd had more money back then.
Next comes Tenet...
November 26, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Next comes Tenet...
Oh, may you two have a lovely adventure together!
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Oh, may you two have a lovely adventure together!
Well, much like the "attorneys" DJT chooses, his "press corp" has a certain...theme.
November 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Well, much like the "attorneys" DJT chooses, his "press corp" has a certain...theme.
Pumpkin pie: the wildcard?
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Pumpkin pie: the wildcard?
They'll put back up all the statues of Confederate generals but will probably pry this from the stone it's mounted on in the middle of the night.
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
They'll put back up all the statues of Confederate generals but will probably pry this from the stone it's mounted on in the middle of the night.
Jesus. See a podiatrist for god's sake.
November 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Jesus. See a podiatrist for god's sake.
Well, it's chodes like that who arbitrarily decide a thing is right/left (i.e. alpha vs beta, in their mind) and make these proclamations like they're uncovering a glitch in the matrix.
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Well, it's chodes like that who arbitrarily decide a thing is right/left (i.e. alpha vs beta, in their mind) and make these proclamations like they're uncovering a glitch in the matrix.
Delayed/cancelled due to poor management by the airline, and maybe thinking you should be compensated for their screwup? Eh, not the Sec of Transportation's problem. But how 'bout we upgrade those pretzels to a Mint Milano...
November 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Delayed/cancelled due to poor management by the airline, and maybe thinking you should be compensated for their screwup? Eh, not the Sec of Transportation's problem. But how 'bout we upgrade those pretzels to a Mint Milano...