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Henrock
@bchenrock.bsky.social
Internet Old Man, Veteran of the Forum Wars, shitpost Huginn, beard and dog enthusiast. He/Him. “Let there be light” sure sounds like a prompt to me.
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I once got banned from Twitter for 5 days for suggesting a member of the House choke on hot ash and I wore that ban like a badge of honor. Told my family about it. That’s how a poster earns their stripes. Grow up.
November 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
This man is straight up deranged about beards wtf
Hegseth: "We don't need to be a military of beardos anymore. Do you know how many troops claim to be Nordic Pagan? No, suddenly it's become this real fake religious affiliation inside the Pentagon where troops came to be Nordic Pagan so they can grow a beard and nobody challenges them on it."
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
TOOL - Lateralus (2001)
This was a really interesting detail: left to their own devices, AI chatbots will start inventing "spiralism" all by themselves. Something in their training seems to make them susceptible to this strain of mysticism.
November 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Happy “A Circulatory System Walks Through The Kitchen” day to all those who celebrate!
November 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I spent a weekend at a friend’s house a couple months back - hey had a bidet in each bathroom so really my first experience with regular access. It changed my life in the first thing I did when I got home was order my own. Butthole feudalism is right.
bidets are the next stage in the historical material process of ass cleaning. live in butthole feudalism if you insist, but don’t get spiteful when fully automated luxury tuchus communism happens & you aren’t invited because you left your fartbox in the dark ages covered in shit & kleenex scraps.
goooooooooood morning campers and welcome to trash tuesday. just like a comet it’s here now and who knows when it’ll be back again so give it all you got

show me those brain worms and let’s have some fun
November 9, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Looking at the first episode of Pluribus. This is good television holy shit.
November 8, 2025 at 6:07 AM
The lack of empathy some people on this site show for people who fall into ai chatbot induced psychosis, something clearly predicated on mental illness and the loneliness crisis created by late-stage capitalism, appalls me. Some of y’all need to fix your hearts.
November 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Would
Y’all seen Lee Pace?

Wearing That Shiiiiiiit
November 7, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Between my sophomore and junior year of high school, my family moved us from New Mexico to Virginia. My final years of high school were characterized by loneliness and alienation as I struggled to fit into a culture I didn’t grow up with. 1/
November 7, 2025 at 3:12 AM
This is very good
The first episode of my new series Truly Tradly Deeply is here! We dive into the evolution of the tradwife subculture, how hyper-feminine aesthetics are weaponised by the European far right, and why Phyllis Schlafly was a Lean In Girlboss 💅💖

on.soundcloud.com/srccAxW4hXnc...
Truly Tradly Deeply Episode 1: Introduction — “All I Think About Is Buying Cows”
The first episode of Annie Kelly's 6-part podcast miniseries Truly Tradly Deeply. Cursed Media subscribers have access to the first two episodes right now, plus each new episode as they are released w
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November 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Uh big things are happening in the VA House of Delegates
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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I gotta give it up to the writers tho. If NYC elects a Muslim mayor on the day Dick Cheney died, that is one hell of a slow played story arc. Every time you want to fire 2025's writers room they give you a little narrative resolution as a treat.
November 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Me watching Abby Spanberger’s acceptance speech right now because I met her and her husband like 4 times in college
a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
Alt: a man (played by Leonardo DiCaprio) in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing excitedly at his TV
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November 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I can tell you based on direct personal experience he prefers that to being recognized for the Princess Bride.
On the other site, an 18-year-old Zohran canvasser described the legendary Wallace Shawn as "the actor who plays Dr. Sturgis on Young Sheldon" which is honestly adorable
November 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I shook hands with Bill Clinton when I was 14 years old so….
Off the top of my head, in terms of degrees of separation I managed to get from myself to *Jimi Hendrix* in "three hops," this is a WILD assertion to make

www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
November 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Bill Kristol redemption arc update
Bill Kristol once again, despite his past, being the voice of reason
October 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The Hot Zone (1995)
October 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Chat, did my wife seasonally decorate us into a Nazi household?
October 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Apparently some folks are playing real dumb about skull symbols so let’s play a little game I like to call “Nazi skull or not a Nazi skull”

First up, the Jolly Roger. This is a pirate skull, not a Nazi skull. It means you might get robbed, but prolly not genocided.

With me so far? 1/x
October 22, 2025 at 5:23 AM
This is an opportune time to watch Jesse Armstrong’s Mountainhead with Steve Carell and Jason Schwartzman
Sources detail how Sam Altman, Jensen Huang, Marc Benioff, and others brokered a call between SF Mayor Daniel Lurie and Trump to stop National Guard deployment (Wall Street Journal)

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October 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
“If they’re fat and masked, that’s a piece of ICE trash”
The New York Times publishes a handy guide to which federal forces are terrorizing us at any moment. This is America, 2025.
October 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Do you think Trump secretly believes there is some sort of Da Vinci codesque secret treasure buried in the walls of the White House?
October 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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October 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
From time to time the tree of Liberty must be watered…
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 20d
The Trump administration has reached a settlement with the University of Virginia, according to an announcement from the Department of Justice, marking the first public university to reach a deal with the White House after months of turmoil.

Read more: https://cnn.it/48IwNnf
October 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I just learned the story behind “the only living boy in New York” and I’m disappointed in the Internet for letting me find that out. What a multi-layered bummer.
October 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM