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Henrock
@bchenrock.bsky.social
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Internet Old Man, Veteran of the Forum Wars, shitpost Huginn, beard and dog enthusiast. He/Him. “Let there be light” sure sounds like a prompt to me.
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I’m not even joking
The final lyrics to Lateralus by TOOL: We’ll ride the spiral to the end And may just go where no one’s been Spiral out, keep going Spiral out, keep going Spiral out, keep going Spiral out, keep going
November 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Chat, did my wife seasonally decorate us into a Nazi household?
Photograph of a living room with an area rug in frame. The area rug is a mosaic of black-and-white skulls. They are not totenkopfs
October 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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My son explaining to me the every detail of every minute of the 20 minute YouTube video he just watched on a niche DC superhero team:
A screen grab of the Fox News title card from the Trump administration’s 9/23 autism news conference. It reads in all caps “AUTISM ANNOUNCEMENT”
September 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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One of us one of us
A screenshot of a personal inbox showing the count of unread messages at 49,237
September 19, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Imagine this guy eating a Chicago hot Italian for the first time in his life.
A member of the pontifical Swiss guard wearing the traditional uniform featuring alternating orange and purple stripes, a jaunty hat, and a huge pike.
September 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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The scene from Hot Fuzz where Timothy Dalton (with a mustache) is standing in front of a picture of the character he is playing. They have the exact same facial expression.
August 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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The “They Hated Jesus” meme. Top Text reads: “Most people rejected His message.” There is an image with a group of men looking angry, with one shouting “Shut up!” The bottom text reads “They hated Jesus because He told them the truth.”
August 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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The good boy in question
A photo of a mutt dog (shepherd dominant traits) wearing a hiking vest, standing in front of a small waterfall.
August 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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This entire website for the past two weeks
A screenshot of a dril tweet that reads ‘go ahead. keep screaming “Shut The Fuck Up “ at me. It only makes my opinions Worse.’
June 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Tag urself etc. this guy is me
A man in the crowd of the sumo match makes a delighted surprise face at the scene in front of him. His lips are pursed in what appears to be a delighted gasp, his eyes crinkled with smiles and eyebrows arched high on his forehead
May 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Detective Lester Freamon, played by Clarke Peters, from HBO’s The Wire. He’s got a a casual linen button down and glasses hanging from a glasses strap around his neck.
May 12, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Simple line drawing of a man riding a horse in a grass field. There is a speech bubble coming from the man that reads, “The world is cruel. Therefore I won’t be”
February 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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What is it with these guys and penguins?
A picture of a man in full highland regalia, playing a bagpipe next to a penguin. The caption reads, “Piper Kerr (right), a member of the Scottish National Antarctic Expedition, plays the bagpipes for an indifferent penguin, March 1904.”
January 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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2025 is off to a strong start with regards to violently unsubtle visual metaphors for the hell we are and will endure:
A burning cyber truck in front of Trump’s Las Vegas hotel A fire storm in Los Angeles consumes a McDonald’s
January 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Very funny set of skeets on the skyline
A screenshot of posts on BlueSky: Bobby’s Reagan tweet about sucking on a turd and thinking it’s chocolate right beneath a picture of a chocolate covered pickle that looks exactly like a turd that could be mistaken for chocolate
December 13, 2024 at 4:31 AM
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An image from the episode of The Simpsons treehouse of horrors episode, where they parody the twilight zone episode about the boy with the reality warping powers who holds an entire town hostage and fear. Homer Simpson has been turned into a jack in box and he bounces uselessly screaming at Bart. The implication is that Bezos has become the Jack-in-the-Box.
November 22, 2024 at 5:35 AM
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I’m so so sorry Cargill. Love nuzzles from Janet
A dark brown chocolate lab mix in a sit on the Oregon Beach.
November 2, 2024 at 2:00 AM
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #67,322!
#67,322
September 17, 2024 at 3:09 AM
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An older woman with leathery skin sporting a gold adult diaper wearing a shirt that says “real men wear diapers Trump 2024”
September 12, 2024 at 9:59 PM
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Back on my grill beer bullshit
A view off the deck of an Oregon coast beach house. In the distance, tree covered mountains with layers of pine trees as we get nearer, the closest of which are windswept. In the foreground, a three burner Weber grill on a wooden deck. On the right hand side tray, a box of Bubba’s original burgers, a slice of Havarti cheese, and a Miller highlife. The Champagne of beers.
August 20, 2024 at 7:38 PM
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Greetings from Malibu
A photograph taken from a balcony in Malibu, California overlooking the main drag of the Pacific Coast Highway and the ocean
August 2, 2024 at 1:49 AM
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Maybe a compelling story here about where Harris needs to focus efforts - real question on if Shapiro can help close a 4 point gap in PA
Charts showing Trump/Harris matchups in key battleground states: All Swing States: Harris +1 (48% vs 47%) Arizona: Harris +2 (49% vs 47%) Georgia: Even (47% vs 47%) Michigan: Harris +11% (58% vs 11%) Nevada: Harris +2% (47% vs 45%) North Carolina: Trump +2% (48% vs 46%) Pennsylvania: Trump +4% (50% vs 46%) Wisconsin: Harris +2% (49% vs 47%) Source: Bloomberg News/Morning Consult
July 31, 2024 at 2:00 AM
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A two panel meme. In the first panel and older man is bending down next to a car while the younger man wields knife menacingly at him. The frame is captioned “call the ambulance!” The second panel shows the older man now standing fully upright, pointing a snubnose revolver at the knife wielder. The caption reads, “but not for me!”
July 13, 2024 at 3:20 AM
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Our democracy is trapped in here with him.
A full color, photorealistic illustration of the character Rorschach from Alan Moore’s The Watchmen
July 12, 2024 at 2:29 AM
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A close up of Garth Marenghi’s face
July 9, 2024 at 4:33 AM