Beano
@beano53.bsky.social
*A born traveler, visited 54 countries (so far)
*The USA could be the greatest country in the world but we fucked up somewhere along the way.
*Living with cancer, and winning!
* Amazon parrot daddy. Flock boss.
*Masshole exiled to the Gunshine State.
*The USA could be the greatest country in the world but we fucked up somewhere along the way.
*Living with cancer, and winning!
* Amazon parrot daddy. Flock boss.
*Masshole exiled to the Gunshine State.
Get that guy some Preparation - H
STAT!
STAT!
December 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Get that guy some Preparation - H
STAT!
STAT!
Technology improves your quality of life...until it doesn't.
December 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Technology improves your quality of life...until it doesn't.
They are now singing "orange man bad" because he wants to drill their minority up the ass but they were fine with him deporting and/or murdering other minorities. The GOP and Salman belong with each other.
December 3, 2025 at 2:56 PM
They are now singing "orange man bad" because he wants to drill their minority up the ass but they were fine with him deporting and/or murdering other minorities. The GOP and Salman belong with each other.
Rogan should come back as a computer so that we all may unplug him.
December 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Rogan should come back as a computer so that we all may unplug him.
A bout with covid and ongoing chemotherapy put me in a epic brain fog: Forgetting passwords, not recognizing people I had known for years, inability to do basic math, etc.
I went through three years of therapy before I dared get behind the wheel and drive again.
It's very real.
I went through three years of therapy before I dared get behind the wheel and drive again.
It's very real.
December 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
A bout with covid and ongoing chemotherapy put me in a epic brain fog: Forgetting passwords, not recognizing people I had known for years, inability to do basic math, etc.
I went through three years of therapy before I dared get behind the wheel and drive again.
It's very real.
I went through three years of therapy before I dared get behind the wheel and drive again.
It's very real.
6 degrees of ________________ (fill in the blank)
December 1, 2025 at 1:47 PM
6 degrees of ________________ (fill in the blank)
Flying to Australia in March, 15 hours in a metal tube. I will wear sweatpants. I will wear slippers. I will wear a hoodie.
I just hope an engine doesn't fall off the plane because Sean gave the airlines a pass on maintenance.
But Dipstick Sean wants our remains to look dapper.
Piss off, Wanker!
I just hope an engine doesn't fall off the plane because Sean gave the airlines a pass on maintenance.
But Dipstick Sean wants our remains to look dapper.
Piss off, Wanker!
December 1, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Flying to Australia in March, 15 hours in a metal tube. I will wear sweatpants. I will wear slippers. I will wear a hoodie.
I just hope an engine doesn't fall off the plane because Sean gave the airlines a pass on maintenance.
But Dipstick Sean wants our remains to look dapper.
Piss off, Wanker!
I just hope an engine doesn't fall off the plane because Sean gave the airlines a pass on maintenance.
But Dipstick Sean wants our remains to look dapper.
Piss off, Wanker!
He was NOT hit by anything.
In the movie biz, a "squib" is a packet of stage blood hidden on an actor and designed to rupture on cue. Watch him. When the shot is heard you can see him slap the side of his head. The squib was taped inside his hat, it burst, and corn syrup+red dye #2 spurts out.
In the movie biz, a "squib" is a packet of stage blood hidden on an actor and designed to rupture on cue. Watch him. When the shot is heard you can see him slap the side of his head. The squib was taped inside his hat, it burst, and corn syrup+red dye #2 spurts out.
November 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
He was NOT hit by anything.
In the movie biz, a "squib" is a packet of stage blood hidden on an actor and designed to rupture on cue. Watch him. When the shot is heard you can see him slap the side of his head. The squib was taped inside his hat, it burst, and corn syrup+red dye #2 spurts out.
In the movie biz, a "squib" is a packet of stage blood hidden on an actor and designed to rupture on cue. Watch him. When the shot is heard you can see him slap the side of his head. The squib was taped inside his hat, it burst, and corn syrup+red dye #2 spurts out.
The outer ear is made completely of cartilage.
Cartilage, once torn, never regenerates.
People died for this stunt.
Cartilage, once torn, never regenerates.
People died for this stunt.
November 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The outer ear is made completely of cartilage.
Cartilage, once torn, never regenerates.
People died for this stunt.
Cartilage, once torn, never regenerates.
People died for this stunt.
When you are born, it takes about two years to learn how to talk well.
Then it takes another 40-50 years to learn how to shut the fuck up.
Then it takes another 40-50 years to learn how to shut the fuck up.
November 29, 2025 at 3:04 AM
When you are born, it takes about two years to learn how to talk well.
Then it takes another 40-50 years to learn how to shut the fuck up.
Then it takes another 40-50 years to learn how to shut the fuck up.
I said that back when the three Democratic TN house members were expelled/sanctioned, that the TN speaker was providing Democrats with a much needed boost in political capital.
I was right.
I was right.
November 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I said that back when the three Democratic TN house members were expelled/sanctioned, that the TN speaker was providing Democrats with a much needed boost in political capital.
I was right.
I was right.
Operative word: potential.
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Operative word: potential.
I just had a vision of Hassett as a middle school nerd...always coming home with his underwear elastic up over his head.
November 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I just had a vision of Hassett as a middle school nerd...always coming home with his underwear elastic up over his head.
Duffy's legacy:
When the NTSB starts picking up remains at the crash site, I am sure there will be comments of how well dressed that headless torso was.
When the NTSB starts picking up remains at the crash site, I am sure there will be comments of how well dressed that headless torso was.
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Duffy's legacy:
When the NTSB starts picking up remains at the crash site, I am sure there will be comments of how well dressed that headless torso was.
When the NTSB starts picking up remains at the crash site, I am sure there will be comments of how well dressed that headless torso was.
Hey...Sean might have a point here. When your flight augers into the ground after an engine falls off due to shitty maintenance and non-existent oversight...DAMN!!! Your scattered remains will look dapper!
November 25, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Hey...Sean might have a point here. When your flight augers into the ground after an engine falls off due to shitty maintenance and non-existent oversight...DAMN!!! Your scattered remains will look dapper!
But, but, but...
When your A320 augers into the ground because an engine fell off due to poor maintenance and non-existent oversight...damn! Your body parts will be looking dapper.
When your A320 augers into the ground because an engine fell off due to poor maintenance and non-existent oversight...damn! Your body parts will be looking dapper.
November 25, 2025 at 12:50 PM
But, but, but...
When your A320 augers into the ground because an engine fell off due to poor maintenance and non-existent oversight...damn! Your body parts will be looking dapper.
When your A320 augers into the ground because an engine fell off due to poor maintenance and non-existent oversight...damn! Your body parts will be looking dapper.
Not buying it.
When the WH treats them like shit and steals their "dignity", causing them to clutch their pearls vs. The amount of untapped grifting opportunities...still available to them, they will willingly debase themselves in the public forum in favor of cash.
When the WH treats them like shit and steals their "dignity", causing them to clutch their pearls vs. The amount of untapped grifting opportunities...still available to them, they will willingly debase themselves in the public forum in favor of cash.
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Not buying it.
When the WH treats them like shit and steals their "dignity", causing them to clutch their pearls vs. The amount of untapped grifting opportunities...still available to them, they will willingly debase themselves in the public forum in favor of cash.
When the WH treats them like shit and steals their "dignity", causing them to clutch their pearls vs. The amount of untapped grifting opportunities...still available to them, they will willingly debase themselves in the public forum in favor of cash.
I think they may overestimate the number of congress people resigning. When their dignity (?) gets taken away and they become virtual potted plants vs. The amount of grift that is still untapped...they'll go for the cash every time.
November 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I think they may overestimate the number of congress people resigning. When their dignity (?) gets taken away and they become virtual potted plants vs. The amount of grift that is still untapped...they'll go for the cash every time.
Duffy has done FA nothing to make flying safer, in fact just the opposite. But we will all be looking dapper when we plummet out of the sky...Thanks Sean.
November 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Duffy has done FA nothing to make flying safer, in fact just the opposite. But we will all be looking dapper when we plummet out of the sky...Thanks Sean.
Yes. Great legal scholars such as Foster Brooks, Professor Irwin Corey and Spit the fabulous wonder clam all agree...on something or other.
November 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Yes. Great legal scholars such as Foster Brooks, Professor Irwin Corey and Spit the fabulous wonder clam all agree...on something or other.
If Jake had a pair he would say,
"Thank you for your opinion...bitch."
I wonder if she would just gigle it off and say it's just Jake' personality.
"Thank you for your opinion...bitch."
I wonder if she would just gigle it off and say it's just Jake' personality.
November 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
If Jake had a pair he would say,
"Thank you for your opinion...bitch."
I wonder if she would just gigle it off and say it's just Jake' personality.
"Thank you for your opinion...bitch."
I wonder if she would just gigle it off and say it's just Jake' personality.
There are no real journalists left in the WH press corps. Only scumbag podcasters.
November 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
There are no real journalists left in the WH press corps. Only scumbag podcasters.