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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 8d

Thanks pimp. Things seem to be on the turn up for me at the moment, though only time will tell

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 15d

Deep cut, forgot about this one. Cavemen driving dinosaurs like cars is still a pretty funny turn of phrase

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 18d

It's probably an easy way for congress to look productive and for representatives to say that they got X number of bills passed

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 18d

I mean come on

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 18d

Some perspective for anyone annoyed that Kirk got his own holiday-- literally like 15% of all bills passed in congress are to establish shit like Toe Fungus Awareness day

GovTrack.us @govtrack.us · 18d

S.Res. 225 by Sen. John Boozman [R-AR] was agreed to yesterday. A resolution designating the week of September 14 through September 20, 2025, as “National Truck Driver Appreciation Week”. https://www.govtrack.us/congress/bills/119/sres225 🏛️

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 20d

duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 20d

Utilitarian Judge Slaps Shrimp Boat Captain With Five
Hundred Million Consecutive One-Minute Sentences

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · Aug 20

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · Aug 18

Bracing myself on The Other Site for the deluge of "Erm... some of these guys are actually kind of based 😂" type comments from twitter users named 1000lbRapist

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · Aug 18

2025 Political Rising Stars To Keep An Eye On

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · Aug 13

Reposting this oldie because I’m bored

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · Jul 31

What is it and why

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · Jul 30

A guaranteed flop with twitter's scarcely-literate median comics reader. Maybe it'll pop off with the 5000IQ Bluesky literati?

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · Jul 30

An Essay About Essay(ist)s

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · Jul 28

Nice to write about something you like for a change. Don't worry, the beatings will continue later this week.

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · Jul 28

Mini essay I wrote about the airport. I hope you enjoy

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · Jun 30

Ranch or cool ranch Mel?

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · Jun 30

GUE 6: Lycanthropification [2/2]

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · Jun 30

GUE 6: Lycanthropification [1/2]

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · Jun 27

If the red pill took the red pill

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · Jun 26

But maybe that’s dumb. I’m just spitballing.

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · Jun 26

I mean this genuinely, not glibly; these people need a hobby. When you live in the middle of nowhere, and have nothing to seriously care about, I imagine its easier to spend all your free time fantasizing about getting to kill people. But you wouldn’t care so much if you knew the world was beautiful

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · Jun 4

oh and now read this part if you want to see an awesome and funny image

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · Jun 4

“Concerning”; World’s Most Humanlike AI Program Kills Itself Attempting to Generate a 10 Quadrillion Pixel Image of A Hamburger For Seemingly No Reason

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · Jun 1

oh huge typo in the first sentence oh well

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