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Geese is vore

@beeffungusgeese.bsky.social

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#289574 Blatant furry Anthropologist (weirdly not a joke anymore) Has obsessive, autistic displeasure with many subjects and wants to talk about it Do not read anything you see here, it's all porn

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Geese is vore @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · Jun 23

@corvavilis.sheath.church's birthday was! A, a uh, a while ago, admittedly-- but I swear, this was pretty much done, then I doubled its size and added a whole AV part featuring @agnivoad.bsky.social and and--
#analvore #cockvore #incestuousvore #permaendo

www.furaffinity.net/view/61272026/
^

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Geese is vore @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 16h

I always offer to help friends reach something if they need it. I get to choose how though.

Thanks @annoy.bsky.social for letting me be your biggest supporter. :D And for the #analvore

This is the eighth prompt, "Ascend," for #voretober #voretober2025

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Geese is vore @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 1d

Sergals are best stored in other sergals. This is objective fact and I will not hear more of it. #cockvore

Featuring @agnivoad.bsky.social and @corvavilis.sheath.church, and some unknown green sergal with a nose scar...

This is the seventh prompt, "Eternal," for #voretober #voretober2025

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Geese is vore @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 2d

It'll only be enough to bring me back to my senses.

This one is the least funny joke, that I've laughed the most at while drawing, so far.

This is the sixth prompt, "Gang", for #voretober #voretober2025

Geese is vore @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 3d

I keep telling people exactly this! This is your reminder.

@annoy.bsky.social let me borrow his sergal for this-- I LOVE Nakk. <3

This is the fifth prompt, "Push", for #voretober #voretober2025

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Geese is vore @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 4d

And everybody died!

Featuring @spacetongue.bsky.social, @noodle-bread.bsky.social, and Caesar's cat friend Ethan who won't give me ANY of his socials smh

Made for day 4 of #voretober #voretober2025, "Carnival"

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Geese is vore @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 5d

Geese got REALLY into the roleplay.

Made for the day 3 'stretchy' prompt for #voretober #voretober2025

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Geese is vore @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 6d

Keep your eye out for wayward sergals, it could happen to YOU! Always look both ways before bending waaaaay down...

(Unless you WANT #analvore like some kinda freak or something. Baka.)

#voretober #voretober2025

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Geese is vore @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 7d

Gonna be doing a lot of art this month I guess??

#voretober #voretober2025

@voretober.bsky.social <- For the list of all the challenges I'm gonna be subjecting myself to in an attempt to learn to draw again

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Geese is vore @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 17d

That's a room you just can't go in Lavo

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Geese is vore @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 17d

Are they YCH slots I can buy in bulk or?

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Geese is vore @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 19d

I told you I know how to speak sign language, and you didn't believe me.

Thanks @endm.ink for such a disturbing doodle. What am I even supposed to do with this. I'm mostly posting in public this so you get as many weird looks as you deserve.

... I still love it though.

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Geese is vore @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 19d

I used to reach out to everyone super exciting and who made cool stuff. Now I'm married to one and I have too many friends of that caliber.

Like literally too many. I can't keep up anymore. I had to stop, I know too many people to keep up with now. Cool people are human too.

Geese is vore @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 25d

This post is so relatable that I got concerned for a moment that BlueSky had figured me out with an algorithm...

Geese is vore @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 26d

Noooo noooooooooo! It's a perfect name. Take it from Beef Fungus Geese who is extremely proud of his name.

If it helps make it even more funny, and funny is always the goal, "сок" (pronounced "sock") in Russian means "juice." Like the fruit drink kind. Food. Edible. Like you. :)

... Now show feet-

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Geese is vore @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 26d

A sock is a piece of clothing worn on the feet and often covering the ankle or some part of the calf. Some types of shoes or boots are typically worn over socks. In ancient times, socks were made from leather or matted animal hair. Machine-knit socks were first produced in the late 16th century. Unt

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Geese is vore @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 29d

Apparently @endm.ink and furaffinity.net/user/nullgravity/ talked before Eurofurence and had a whole meeting about how you should wash your hands and sanitize and not touch your face, so now I'm getting MADE FUN OF for being so sick... Crying... No make fun, am not moldy, why...... Am so sick.......

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Mink of the End @endm.ink · Sep 5

Content: hyper.

Deep sleep (gonna go deeper.)

For @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social

Prequel to bsky.app/profile/endm...

#furry #furryart #hyperfur #hyper #hypercock #hyperballs #cock #balls #stockings #dog #canine #sergal #male

Lewd cartoon sketch. It shows an anthropomorphic canine creature with dreadlocks wearing striped stockings and arm warmers, with a body-sized cock and matching balls; as well as a sergal with a scar on their nose. They're both sleeping, hugging the cock together like a body pillow. One of the sergal's forearms is inside the cock.

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Geese is vore @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · Sep 6

Also featuring Mink's coolest new original character, CJ "Stripes" Batman.

NOW IT'S CANON MINK. EVERYONE KNOWS HOW AWESOME HIS NAME IS. IT'S JUST TRUE NOW.

Now draw more CJ for your sergal fan who is a sergal and is a fan and is your only fan the only one you have thanks. :)

Geese is vore @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · Sep 3

Non-breaking news:

Local autistic person rediscovers the magic of the Squeeze Machine. Reminisces about it before experiencing its magic✨ for themself.

Geese is vore @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · Sep 3

#Eurofurence2025

Here with @annoy.bsky.social, @hopfel.bsky.social and the anon guy that I give a ton of shit.

If anyone is here and cool they'll say hi, there's definitely only 40 or 50 people here and not a registration line that wraps around the block a half hour before the con even starts.

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Mink of the End @endm.ink · Aug 27

Content: hyper, cock vore.

It's odd how often people seem to just leave in the middle of the night, you know.

For @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social

#furry #furryart #hyperfur #vorefur #hyper #hypercock #hyperballs #vore #cock #balls #cockvore #stockings #canine #dog

Lewd cartoon sketch of an anthropomorphic canine creature with dreadlocks wearing striped stockings and warm warmers laying sleeping, hugging their body-sized cock and legs spread wide by matching balls, with a sergal stuck head-first inside the cock with only the shins, feet and tail still outside.

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Geese is vore @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · Aug 27

bitch. Bitch.

Geese is vore @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · Aug 26

You can't hide from the truth. Times were different back then. I've changed. Sad to see you never did...

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Geese is vore @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · Aug 26

WRONG, NO, STUPID
YOU TAKE THAT BACK

ACTUALLY YOU KNOW WHAT, NO, YOU KNOW WHAT, BLOCKED, BLOCKED TIMES ONE THOUSAND >:CC

Geese is vore @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · Aug 26

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